Ohohoo... Man, I could post every line that Minsc sprouts and then some. That guy is gold.
But that'd be stupid and take up a lot of space so I'll just post the best.
- The bigger they are, the harder I hit!
- Feel the backhand of Justice!
- (When hiding in shadows) None shall see me, though my battlecry may give me away.
- Feel the burning stare of my HAMSTER and change your ways!
- Space hamsters are never wrong!
- Yes! Lead evil by example, and one day we need no longer put the boots to those that stray off the path of goodness into the muck and bile of villainy and track great bloody footprints across our lily white tiles! Boo will have clean wood shavings you evil bastards!
And some from the Protagonist:
-(To Minsc) You stand as inspiration. You are practically the Avatar of Buttkicking.
- Forsoothe, methinks you are no ordinary talking chicken!
- No, we're not mercenaries. We just carry weapons and kill things for the joy of the experience.
- (to Portalbendarwinden): Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!
And some random:
- For someone who supposedly has her soul tainted by the evil of a dead god, you remind me considerably of a chipmunk with a sugar high and a death wish.
- Imoen: I don?t know what it is, Keldorn? maybe it?s the Bhaal essence in me. I just want to run my fingers through your hair and nibble on your ears! Oh, Keldorn, you drive me so wild!
Keldorn: By Torm, no! This is terrible! I? I didn?t know I had this effect on you?
Imoen: Oh, get over yourself already, Keldorn! Sheesh. (giggle!) Here?s your ring back. I won?t take it again, I promise.
- Viconia: Ha ha! Sometimes life has its little rewards. Even for the drow.
Jan: You're a cruel, cruel woman, Viconia. Garl help me, but I am so turned on right now.
Viconia: Alright, now I'm leaving.
I love that series. really.
If you don't, there is something wrong with you... terminally so perhaps.
