Favorite videogame one liner.

[arkwright]

Anything Gordon freeman say's.

he always cracks me up.

 

[distortedreality]

Anything Gordon freeman say's.

he always cracks me up.

Having John Cleese as a voice actor definitely helps.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

"You big, stupid, jellyfish!"

 

[EyeReaper]

"A match? No... This will be a massacre!"
-Hakumen, Blazblue

 

[Rai^3]

"VAE VICTUS!" - Kain

You have earned THIS MUCH respect from me.

"Bravery is not a function of firepower"- JC Denton.

Also far from a one-liner, but this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COwfIhvRtNw] always stood out to me.

 

[Snowbell]

'Next time I'll use explosives. Explosives shaped like silver bananas! Keeps away thieves, monkeys and monkey-thieves in one fell swoop!'

Not technically a one-liner, but it's the only line I can remember from any game, and the funniest.

 

[snappydog]

I AM ERROR
you son of a submariner

 

[Xenowolf]

"Oh my god this is so exciting! Let's make out!"
-Lili, Psychonauts

"Get your meat pies here!"
-Sorex, Skyrim

Also, just about anything from Portal.

 

[Dragoon]

Oh how could this have not been mentioned yet, a classic

 

[The Forces of Chaos]

Anything from Dawn of War : Dark Crusade I would think qualifies.

 

[Wintermoot]

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
WELCOME TO THE FANTASY ZONE
because he,s a big stupid jellyfish

 

[Bvenged]

Everything said by Haggard and Sweetwater in Battlefield Bad Company 2 and 1

This. Some funny-ass writing right there.

Also, I like the quote: "War. War never changes." Has impact behind it.

I never thought much of Bioshock. Just some game set in a dystopia and you're trying to get the hell out. That was, until I got a good few hours in:

"Would you kindly..."

Sure.

"Thanks, now would you Kindly?"

Yep.

"If you're gonna' get out of here you're gonna' need my help, now would you kindly..."

Sure, sure. of course I will.

That game holds the best narrative I have ever seen to date. If you have never played it and don't get what I'm getting at, good. Go and buy this game now, your money could be spent better on little else.

 

[LiquidSolstice]

"Reminds me of my childhood"

- Tai, Gears of War 2, upon doing anything remotely violent or gore-tastic.

 

[Shocksplicer]

Four words people:
IT'S TIME TO SPLIT!

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

First thing that pops into my head is, "Hail To The King Baby!"

My favorite would be
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"I am thou, and thou art I...
From the sea of thy soul, I come...
I am the one who shed light on thy path, I am the original God...
Izanagi-no-Okami."
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If it qualifies.

 

[Justyn Stahll]

"Baram! I'm going to stop running. I'm going to begin all over again..."
-Shadow from Final Fantasy 6
Still tears me up after 3 run throughs of the game

"My life is a chip in your pile. Ante up!"
-Setzer Final Fantasy 6