Favorite Villain Lines

[Zen Bard]

"I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it." - Agent Smith - "The Matrix

"No one gets the drop on The Monarch!!!" - The Monarch - "Venture Brothers" (Thanks to Silvanus and his avatar for reminding me of that one!).

"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!" - Michael Palin - "The Meaning of Life"

"I can see Russia from my house." - Sarah Palin - "Fox News"

 

[southparkdudez]

"You think darknesse is your allie? You merly adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn;t get to see the light until I was a man and by then it was nothing but blinding" Bane Dark Knight Rises

"Why so serious?" Joker Dark Knight

"Kuwabara Kuwabara" Volgin

"We're not men! We're shadows in the shape of men" Liquid Ocelot

"Your lack of faith dibsturbs me." Darth Vader

"I've killed your girlfriend, poisin half of Gotham, and hell, it's not even breakfest." Joker Arkham City

"I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet... buried alive! Buried alive...!" Khan Star Trek II Wrath of Khan

 

[Madara XIII]

Foolishness Dante, foolishness. Might controls everything, and without strength, you can not protect anything, let alone yourself.

Vergil, Devil May Cry 3.

So much awesome.

...I love your post so much!


"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA"

- Dio Brando

 

[VoidWanderer]

Seriously? No one has put Vaas in here?

"Do you know the definiton of insanity is?" Is a perfect villain scene.

 

[AsurasEyes]

"ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!" - Charles Zi Britannia

"Why aren't you two smiling, why aren't you laughing like you were up there? Have I failed to entertain you?" "Fuck you! FUCK YOU! FUCK! YOU! You're my *****! I fucking own you!" "I like this phone. This is a good fucking phone" "You are angry, I get that. I mean, without family, what the fuck are we? There was a time when I'd do anything for my sister. First time I killed was for my sister. But that wasn't enough for her. Nonononononono. Please. You see, the thing about our loved ones. OUR FUCKING LOVED ONES! They come in and they blindside you EVERY FUCKING TIME! they say VAAS! WHO'S IT GOING TO BE VAAS?! It's them or me Vaas! MEEEEEE OR THEM! As if I have to make a fucking choice!" "*Pulls a guy's tooth out with pliers* This is fucking embarrassing. Do you even floss? You should floss more. It's good for your teeth" -Vaas

"Sorry about your dad kid. This is a nice headband...here, take mine" - Justice (Afro Samurai)

"My friends...it has often been said that I like war. My friends...I like war. No, Friends, I LOVE. WAR." - The Major

 

[AuronFtw]

"Wait? Do I look like a waiter to you?"

Kefka was the best villain. Insane, murderous, gay clowns, man.

 

[Devi Darkside]

"What are dreams, where do they come from?
...IT MATTERS NOT!! I WANT TO DESTROY IT ALL!!" -Kefka

 

[Devi Darkside]

"Wait? Do I look like a waiter to you?"

Kefka was the best villain. Insane, murderous, gay clowns, man.

Love how we both quoted Kefka! *High five*

 

[Grottnikk]

"Oh, You forgot something, didn't you? Back at the start, I said I was going to tell you about the time I almost died."
~The big bad whose name escapes me at the moment, Fallen

Azazel, fallen angel and body snatcher

 

[Xeldrak]

"The pound of flesh which I demand of him
Is dearly bought. 'Tis mine and I will have it.
If you deny me, fie upon your law?
There is no force in the decrees of Venice.
I stand for judgment. Answer, shall I have it?" - Shylok

 

[Johnny Impact]

"Denial is the most predictable of all human responses." -The Architect, The Matrix Reloaded

"I'm going to be totally honest with you. I....HATE...this place. This...zoo. This reality. Whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell...if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I feel as if I've somehow become infected by it. It's repulsive!" -Smith, The Matrix

"Every mammal instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with its environment, but you humans do not. You move into an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism that shares that behavior. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease. You are a plague and we are the cure." -Smith again, just about every line this guy says is dynamite

"One ring to rule them all / One ring to find them / One ring to bring them all / And in the darkness bind them" -Sauron, Lord of the Rings (carved, not spoken, but still counts)

"For a time, I considered sparing your wretched little planet Cybertron, but now you shall witness its dismemberment!" -Unicron, Transformers

"I am an exceptional thief. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite." -Gruber, Die Hard

"....." -the tire, Rubber

"I won't touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you. Slowly. Intimately. In every way he knows you fear. Then I'll let him wake just long enough to see his good work, and when he screams, I'll split his skull. This is my bargain, you mewling quim." -Loki, The Avengers

 

[Gene O]

"My father compounded with my mother under the dragon?s tail and my nativity was under Ursa Major, so that it follows I am rough and lecherous. Fut, I should have been that I am, had the maidenliest star in the firmament twinkled on my bastardizing."

Edmund from King Lear

 

[Cabisco]

Well this thread is certainly getting bookmarked, so many good lines.

As for my contribution:

"Stop him! He's supposed to die!"
Hank Scorpio

 

[drnogood59]

"I've been at the mercy of men just following orders...Never again."-Magneto
Build up: "I'm telling you, you're going to have to kill me."
"Okay." *BLAM* -Hans Gruber
"Do you really think you stand a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"-Hans Gruber
"No, Luke, I am your father."-Darth Vader
"That's a Bingo!...Is that how you say it? 'That's a Bingo?'........BINGO! How fun!"-Colonel Hans Landa of the SS
"One, two, Freddy's coming for you. Three, four, better lock the door. Five, six, grab your crucifix. Seven, eight, gonna stay up late. Nine, ten, never sleep again."- Freddy Krueger
"I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."-Hal9000
"I'll be back."-T-101
"You see madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little pushes. HAHAHAHA!"-Joker

 

[Grottnikk]

"Are you afraid? What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existence? When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence."

"You travel within the glory of my memories, insect. I can feel your fear as you tread the endless expanse of my mind. Make yourself comfortable... before long I will decorate my home with your carcass"

"Prepare to join your species in extinction"

"Your flesh is an insult to the perfection of the digital"

All of the above are from Shodan, in System Shock 2

 

[ManaAdvent]

Pretty much most of the stuff Baccano!'s Ladd Russo says esp. in these scenes:

 

[Dfskelleton]

One of my favorites:
Smith: "Does Big Brother exist?"
OBrien: "Of course he exists. The Party exists. Big Brother is the embodiment of the Party."
Smith: "Does he exist in the same way I exist?"
OBrien: "You do not exist."

Also, SHODAN has countless awesome quotes, but I don't feel like writing them all down.

 

[DevilWithaHalo]

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[II2]

"Now SURRENDER Hopping boy, or this charming young Chippy is added to my score!"

*crunch*

"You... Killed my hostage... x3"

*gunshot*

"NEVER do that again..."

 

[bastardofmelbourne]

Massive spoilers for Unbreakable, which is a fantastic movie that does not deserve to be so callously ruined.

Spoiler

Now that we know who you are...I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense. In the comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they're friends, like you and me. I should've known way back when. You know why, David? Because of the kids! They called me Mr. Glass.
- Elijah Price

god that scene still gives me shivers.