Favorite Villain Lines

[PFCboom]

From Team Four Star's Dragonball Z Abridged

Frieza: Hey Vegeta... (punch) Stop hitting yourself. (punch) Stop hitting yourself. (punch) Stop hitting yourself. (punch, Vegeta falls to the ground)

Vegeta: You're the one hitting me!

Frieza: Au Contraire, Vegeta! You brought this upon yourself.

 

[sabercrusader]

"A man chooses, a slave obeys." -Andrew Ryan, Bioshock (Honorable Mentions go to "Would you Kindly?" and "Is a man not entitled to the sweat on his brow?")

"Is submission not preferable to extinction?" -Saren, Mass Effect

And I can't chose just one here, so:

"We can't always fight nature, John. We can't fight change. We can't fight gravity. We can't fight nothin'. My whole life, John, all I ever did was fight."

"But I can't give up neither. I can't fight my own nature. That's the paradox, John. You see?"

"When I'm gone they'll just find another monster. They have to justify their wages."

"Our time is passed, John." -Dutch, Red Dead Redemption

 

[Nexxis]

"You know, deleting Caroline just now taught me a valuable lesson: the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I'll be honest. Killing you? Is hard." - GLaDOS (Portal 2)

Cave Johnson's lemon rant

"Now, shall you deal with ME, O Prince - and all the powers of HELL!" - Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)

 

[Nekron_X]

another from someone who's more of a secondary villain protagonist who follows the MC(harry), from a harry potter fanfic of all things.

"You are such a delectable little morsel," Luna was not surprised in the least that Hate's voice sounded exactly like the one she had heard in her mind, "There will be many who wish to feast on your weakling soul."

The knight smashed Samuels against the wall, and the back of the boy's head collided painfully against the stone.

Luna winced. Now that would make him very susceptible to Wrackspurts in the future.

"It will be a very painful process," Hate hissed through its visor, "for your soul to be devoured. Your flesh has to go first. It is the wrapping that hides your spirit, and the demons of Hell are ravenous in their hunger. They will tear at your skin. They will gnaw at your flesh. They will suck the marrow from your bones. Of course, you will be kept alive through all of it. The Hellspawn enjoy music to their feast, you see, and nothing excites them more than the screams of the damned."

The knight's sword shrieked. A howling, screeching dirge that made Luna's eardrums ring.

"Just like that," Hate's voice grated, and the shrieking stopped, "When at last your flesh has been stripped from your bones, the demons will reach your soul and violate it in ways you cannot hope to imagine. A thousand different pains you will feel. A thousand burning agonies they will inflict upon you over and over again. You will be allowed no rest. Pain will be your home. Suffering will be your only friend. You will be ended. You will die, and the last thing you will hear in the coming darkness is the laughter of thirsting gods."-Hate from Deprived

 

[greatcheezer2021]

CANT LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX

I dont think so admiral.. you see at this point, im pretty much the queen ***** of the universe. and not all of your little soldiers or space ships shall stand in my way again.

-AND-

You seem overconfident of your abilities, dark one. I am no helpless Cerebrate to be assailed under cover of darkness.. I am the Queen of Blades! and my stare alone would reduce you to ashes. You and your ilk cease to amuse me, Prepare yourself for
oblivion's embrace!

 

[Candidus]

Jon Irenicus:
"You walk as a mortal, taking no advantage from your heritage, from your talents within. So many things of flesh are greater than you.. Walk among them, these beasts that are less than you are. See their strength; see how easily you fall to their muscle and skill."
"Why do you stand for this? Why do you submit to the flesh, when death is bred in your bones? Do you realize the power you might hold? When the world of flesh is beneath you, even creatures mysterious and magical will fall!"

Still one of my top three vidyagame villains after more than a decade.

 

[sumanoskae]

Well, there's pretty much everything the Joker from The Dark Knight has ever said, for starters.

Then there's The Killing Joke... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hhQaTgu5AQ&list=FLOUp8AHkZWRGuwtB_PBinNg&index=27

"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, an entity, something illusory. But not a single, clear, definable emotion other than fear and disgust" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

"You were deafened" "You could hear"
"You were broken" "You were whole"
"You were blinded" "And at last... you saw" - You know who, KOTOR II

There are probably too many to list, but those four stand out to me.

 

[Ranorak]

"I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind.
Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first.
You would have been proud to see him so strong.
But all too soon the serums and the shocks took their tool, and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me.
Secrets that are mine alone to know, Bruce.
It's true Batsy, I know everything. And, kind of like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anticlimactic. Behind all the stern and batarangs, you're just a little boy in a play-suit crying for mummy and daddy. It would've been funny if it weren't so pathetic.
....
....
Oh what the heck, I'll laugh anyway.
WHAHAHHAHAHAHA" - Joker. Batman Beyond Return of the Joker.

"You have your mothers eyes, and soon, so shall I.
On a necklace, I think." Doviculus- Brütal Legend.

 

[octafish]

Just after the slaughter of a family leaves only an eight year old alive.

"What are we gonna do with the kid Frank?"

"Well, now that you've said my name..."

Frank- Once Upon A Time in the West


Not this time Gal, not this time. Not this fucking time. No no no no no no no no no. No. No no no no no no no no no no no. Not this fucking time. No fucking way. No fucking way. No fucking way. No fucking way. Made me you look a right ****!

Don Logan- Sexy Beast

Why, I can smile; and murder while I smile;
And wet my cheeks with artificial tears
And frame my face to all occasions!

Richard- Henry VI part 3

 

[Jeff Bowles]

"It's nothing more than a great bloody cat!"
-Abdallah Jones, remarking on the mountain lion that's been stalking him and his terrorist group through the woods of the pacific northwest, right before the main character shoots him in the head. Neil Stephenson's "Reamde".

 

[wetfart]

A personal favorite of mine:

Spider-Man. This is why only fools are heroes - because you never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice. Let die the woman you love... or suffer the little children? Make your choice, Spider-Man, and see how a hero is rewarded - The Green Goblin (Spiderman)

Do they have to be evil? Because I'm not so sure that tag applies to Grand Admiral Thrawn, who espoused great lines almost continuously.

Case in point - His final words:

"But...it was so artfully done."

After re-reading those books years later, I realized that I enjoyed the parts with Thrawn more than the rest.

 

[James Crook]

Records Supervisor: You have a morbid sense of fun.
Dexter Morgan: That's probably true...

I love Dexter!

 

[Silvanus]

"I told you not to trust me" -- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish. (I want no Song Of Ice And Fire spoilers in response, please!)

"To tell the truth, I think I've had enough of afterlives as it is. This one has been pretty purgatorial... Never sleeping, never resting, never ceasing to think about the world I no longer belong to. No, if this is a taste of the afterlife, I think simple oblivion will do nicely" -- Jacob Hargreave (context: he's kept alive by machines now).

"Tell me, Doctor Freeman, if you can. You have destroyed so much-- what is it, exactly, that you have created? Can you name even one thing? I thought not" -- Dr. Breen (has been quoted before here, I know).

"Why, you treacherous little tart. Am I surprised? No, no, not terribly. But offended, surely, and unimpressed. Unimpressed. You're a bungler. As thick as your father; not so quick on the uptake. You think you can kill me? With your paltry heat vision? You'll scarcely damage me. It would take ten of you to cause me harm" -- Brainiac.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Loki: [after Thor charges at Loki's duplicate and gets locked in a prison] Are you ever NOT going to fall for that?

so funny. <3

 

[Carlos Manriquez Trajtemberg]

and.... why so serious?-The joker from batman the dark knight.that solely phrase is just perfect when you hear it with the violins and the backstory.

 

[Erttheking]

"I hit something for the first time!"

People who know the character and saw that scene know what I'm talking about.

 

[Kitten DeLux]

Sanity is for the weak - chaos space marine

A man chooses, a slave obeys - Andrew Ryan.
In fact all quotes in bio shock are pretty epic.

But my favorite quote is defiantly.
I'm not stealing your kids, have the papers. - rabbit proof fence.

 

[Oddo]

Son of a submariner!
Kefka Final Fantasy 6

 

[Doclector]

Spoiler: far cry 3

"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact...same fucking thing, over and over again...expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that...I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom, I shot him. The thing is...he was right. And then I started seeing it, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked, all these fucking pricks...everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing, over and over and over and over and over again, thinking this time, it's gonna be different, nonono please, this time, it's gonna be different, I'm sorry, but I don't like THE WAY YOU...are looking at me, kay? Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I'm bullshitting you, do you think I'm lying, FUCK YOU! Okay, FUCK! YOU! It's okay, hehehe, I'm gonna chill man, the thing is, alright, the thing is, I killed you once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay...it's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"-Vaas.

"This is some weird fuckin' foreplay, huh?"-buck.

Spoiler: alan wake

"I bet you're wondering why this is happening. Why am I doing all this? Why am I so hell-bent on ruining your life? You're cramping my style. You've got money, fame, everything you could want, but you don't know what to do with it! I do! I'm getting all the things you never had the balls to go for. Having more fun too!

Do you know the real difference between us?

I'm not afraid to be the center of attention."-Mr scratch

 

[Saviordd1]

Absolutely chilling words from when the villain was still freaking scary.


I think I can safely say
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