Favorite words of wisdom

[Perryman93]

If at first you don't succeed....... go back to bed

 

[Perryman93]

'united we stand, divided we fall'

 

[Cortheya]

Some men aren't looking for anything logical...They can't be bought (something else here I don't remember)they just want to watch the world burn the dark knight

The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth.
- Charles Luckman
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
Einstein

 

[Veekter]

If at first you don't succeed, you obviously aren't Chuck Norris

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

If at first you don't succeed, you obviously aren't Chuck Norris

win

 

[hamster67]

Practice makes perfect, but if no ones perfect....
why practice?

If one forces sex upon a prostitute is it rape...
or shoplifting?

both courtesy of wisdom raptor (look him up)

 

[LeonLethality]

"GET OFF MY LAWN"
heh heh heh always so good to know

 

[hamster67]

"Guns don't kill people, people kill people. Guns defend people against people with smaller guns!"- Stan, from american dad

 

[timmytom1]

"Running into brick walls hurts, unless your like , really strong or something" an old freind of mine giving me priceless advice aged 16

 

[TheMarauding]

I'll be adding some fuel to this fire.

'Never eat yellow snow' has always been something I try to live to do

'If somethings worth doing, it's worth overdoing' This too is something that I find to be valuable. I mean hey, gotta make sure those bad dudes stay dead, right?

 

[Red Ring of Pissed off gamer]

Don't stick your dick in that.

 

[Sronpop]

If the river runs red, use the dirt track instead.

 

[DreadfulSorry]

My Physics teacher in High School used to give us lots of great words of wisdom, but this was probably the best:

"Life is hard, and then you die."

 

[dormin120]

The greatest loss in life is not death, but rather the death of what's inside us while we live.

 

[IronEd]

"if worst comes to worst we're screwed"

"my teacher said practice makes perfect. she also said nobody's perfect, so i quit practicing"

-comedian Steven Wright

 

[Iron Mal]

'Wherever you may be, there you are', 'You will never do anything good or worthwhile with your life, now go prove me wrong son' and 'You push me, I punch you. You punch me, I wound you. You wound me, I kill you' are the most memorable words of wisdom my Dad gave me.

And before anyone asks, yes, he was sober and perfectly sane.

EDIT: Other good ones I remember,'Now is important' and 'Treat everyone on the road like an idiot, one day you will be right'.

 

[Spacelord]

Woman who put man in doghouse, soon find him in cathouse.

Also: it take many nail to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.