"Then you and your enemy are taken a pocket dimension, were pain is god and Jack is the pope." -Dead to Rights: Retribution.
Favorite Yahtzee Line on Zero Punctuation
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Kungfu_Teddybear said:
I've actually used it around my friends but I'm apparently the only one who watches ZP.
"Pants on Head Retarded" and how he pronounced Juarez are also some favorites of mine.
edit: Actually the whole of the Call of Juarez video is full of great lines.
"The XBox Live fanbase can generously be called lively and less generously be called a bunch of hooting dick-holes!"
There's this great part from his The World Ends With You review where he says "I know what you're probably going to say, 'Yahtzee, reviewing a JRPG? Perhaps I shall quickly look out side to make sure the sky is not falling and the sea is not running red with blood! Haw-hee-haw-hee-haw!'" and then he ends it with "Well, you smarmy ****..." I just find it hilarious how it sounds like he gets so upset at the fictional person that didn't even make fun of him in the first place.
from Tales of Monkey Island:
"I'm reminded of a cat showing affection for it's owner by gobbing up a dead bird on it's rug."
"Navigating a 3-D environment on a 2-D interface is like standing outside your living room window and trying to teach your dog to do his poos on the newspaper"
"I'm reminded of a cat showing affection for it's owner by gobbing up a dead bird on it's rug."
"Navigating a 3-D environment on a 2-D interface is like standing outside your living room window and trying to teach your dog to do his poos on the newspaper"
Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X
"A slight promotion from ludicrously fast to 'there is a mosquito shaped hole in my teeth'"
"A slight promotion from ludicrously fast to 'there is a mosquito shaped hole in my teeth'"
From the Halo Wars review, his famous rage quit rant at the end of the review:
"I was sent on a timed mission to rescue a bunch of dudes held captive by the enemy. After a long struggle I found the final group and sent them back to my base on a path I had completely cleared on the way. And when they had reached a point where the base could almost certainly see them, the timer ran out and they disappeared. "We lost contact!" The screen said. BULL. FUCKING. SHIT. All possible threats were dead. We didn't lose contact, I was looking at them! They were right fucking there! We were close enough to communicate by waggling our eyebrows. What happens when the stupid arbitrary time limit runs out? Do their Battle Royale collars explode, do they lose honour and disembowel themselves, WHAT?! And the worst bit is you know who they were? Absolutely bloody nobody, a bunch of faceless mooks I had vatgrown about fifty of that day. But we didn't make it so the game was going to make me do the whole fucking mission again. As the exasperated Chinese Zookeeper said to the last male Panda in the world, Fuck That!!!"
"I was sent on a timed mission to rescue a bunch of dudes held captive by the enemy. After a long struggle I found the final group and sent them back to my base on a path I had completely cleared on the way. And when they had reached a point where the base could almost certainly see them, the timer ran out and they disappeared. "We lost contact!" The screen said. BULL. FUCKING. SHIT. All possible threats were dead. We didn't lose contact, I was looking at them! They were right fucking there! We were close enough to communicate by waggling our eyebrows. What happens when the stupid arbitrary time limit runs out? Do their Battle Royale collars explode, do they lose honour and disembowel themselves, WHAT?! And the worst bit is you know who they were? Absolutely bloody nobody, a bunch of faceless mooks I had vatgrown about fifty of that day. But we didn't make it so the game was going to make me do the whole fucking mission again. As the exasperated Chinese Zookeeper said to the last male Panda in the world, Fuck That!!!"
"Red Steel 2 may be the best motion controlled FPS out there, but that's a bit like coming first in a jerking-off-over-your-sister-in-the-shower contest: you only won because no one else entered, and you get the sense that maybe you shouldn't be doing it."