Favorite Yahtzee Line on Zero Punctuation

[Wutaiflea]

Pretty much everything he says makes me piss myself laughing, even if I don't agree with him. The quotes I use most often in my daily life though are:

if something is shite - "Shite on a crusty roll"
on being asked to do something unreasonable "... and then perhaps I could persuade the tide to turn, or ride a winged marshmallow to the Sherbet Kingdom"
when describing certain persons I know "the nerds who are to nerds what nerds are to normal people"

I also have his line about spreading Branston Pickle on No More Heroes on my Facebook page.

 

[ShadowAurora]

way to sidestep a pothole to fall off a bridge -RE5
prototype review
this shit wouldn't fly with batman -spiderman SD
where is the gift whore poo pipe joke from

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

"Never stick your dick in a pudding"
-Yahtzee

Trully, words to live by.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

From the Amnesia review:

"HOLY PISSING BLIMEY THERE'S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!!"

 

[brass munkey]

"Pants on head retarded" from his Halo 3 review I believe

 

[Dragonpit]

The Duke Nukem review. You can TASTE the sarcasm.

 

[ETAG]

really love that one XD

 

[The Floating Nose]

"Kane & Lynch 2 sucks so many dicks it breathes spunk instead of air" that one was hilarious !

 

[General Vagueness]

I forget but it was something about batman being compared to a flasher

"...(leaping on people?) and spreading his cape like a great and terrible (dark and brooding?) flasher of the night."

YES! and any reference to the infamous Triple Cunted Hooker.

I pick all of them combined into some kind of drug-addled short story. Actually, maybe you should write that Yahtzee, it has about as much promise as The Hopeless Endeavour.

 

[sirpwnsalot65]

They'll all say "That's Targic" No that is not Targic!

 

[Lt.Snuffles]

This may sound weird but higldebihosoheiopso. This may also sound weird....

 

[jmroutson1988]

Pants on head retarded
/thread

My girlfriend bought me the T shirt

 

[harv3034]

"OH CHRIST, I can't go on, this shit is bananas!" -MGS 4
"Then again, I spent $100 on Mirror's edege so apperintly I'm a RETARD" -can't remember
"So without further ado. Go Team Retard!" -again
*Insert all of Wolfienstien*
"Never stick your dick in a pudding... Because you STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!" -can't remember
"IT BEATS THE FUCK OUT OF ME!" -?
*all of Duke Nukem*
AND
The end of the Halo 3 review, The whole bit ending with "I fucking called it."

OH and "Pants on Head Retarded"

 

[Nimcha]

The 'that guy' rant in the Super Smash Brawl review. Maybe because it sounded vaguely familiar...

 

[Antonidious]

If you put your dick in a phail of chocolate pudding, even as you continue to tell people it still perfectly good pudding NOBODY IS GOING TO EAT IT BECAUSE YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN IT!!!!!

That's mine.