favorite Yahtzee quote?

[gamerguy20097]

So whats everyone's favorite line from gaming funny man Yathzee? I'm sure there is at least one thing Yahtzee said that either made you die of laughter or think hard about something within gaming culture.
Mine would be from Crysis:

"Crysis is so pretty that, were it an inmate in a male prison, it would be the ***** of every ************ in that place before you could say Andy Dufresne."

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

This thread was made yesterday mate

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.310268-What-is-your-favourite-quote-analogy-quips-from-Yahtzee

Peace.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Posted in the bigger thread but I'll post it here too:

"First of all, why can't anyone leave the right analog stick alone? In third-person games, its job is to control the camera - that's what it's comfortable with. You try and work it into combat and it just gets frightened and confused. It's like someone made a submarine out of metal, and the metal submarine works perfectly fine and became the norm, but then someone said, "Everyone makes submarines out of metal - let's make one out of bread!"

I always liked that quote best.

[sub][sub]Remember, we yell use the search bar for a reason [/sub][/sub]

 

[John Connor M]

"pants on head retarded" - have actually used it in normal conversation a few times

 

[staika]

There was a thread about the exact same thing yesterday but I'll just quote what I posted in that thread and for future reference try to use the search bar before making a thread or you'll get yelled at by a lot of people here.

"As the exasperated Chinese zoo keeper said to the last panda, Fuck that!"

 

[Devi Darkside]

"...And the hammer is made out of wank."

 

[OrenjiJusu]

"It shoots Shurikens and lightning!"

 

[Arkvoodle]

The answer is a left hand on Sunday nights.


Or something like that...

 

[elb0ng0]

Stonking great tits!

 

[Quantom Quak]

"If there's two things history has taught us it's never put lead in your water pipes and don't piss of people called 'Ghengis'."

 

[Futureman]

"absoutly sublime from start to finish and I will jam forks into my eyes if i ever use those words to describe anything else ever again"

 

[childofbodom]

"OH PISSING BLEYME, there's JAM comming out of the WALLS!"

 

[Futureman]

If you're having trouble telling them apart, remember that Nero is a pussy, while Dante is more of a ****.