Favorite Zero Punctuation Quote
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So many to pick from.
"Go Team Retard!"
" . . . unmistakable smell of mangled octopus giblets."
"I refuse to call it a blog, because that sounds like the sort of creature that lives at the bottom of a river and communicates only in farts."
Honorable mention bit with Terry and Gonad, from the Alone in the Dark Review, because that bit has actually affected my speech. Whenever I compare two things, one obviously good and one obviously bad, I refer to them as Terry and Gonad.
My favorite, however, is earlier in that same review: "Fuck those bereaved bastards who think I'm sort sort of sweary ninja-for-hire . . . "
"Go Team Retard!"
" . . . unmistakable smell of mangled octopus giblets."
"I refuse to call it a blog, because that sounds like the sort of creature that lives at the bottom of a river and communicates only in farts."
Honorable mention bit with Terry and Gonad, from the Alone in the Dark Review, because that bit has actually affected my speech. Whenever I compare two things, one obviously good and one obviously bad, I refer to them as Terry and Gonad.
My favorite, however, is earlier in that same review: "Fuck those bereaved bastards who think I'm sort sort of sweary ninja-for-hire . . . "
No quote to pick exactly but I always enjoy a video more when he makes a comment on Super Soldiers.
Always difficult, but I think I'll have to go with this one:
Yahtzee concludes a brief summary of what 1998 was like, with the following remark: "...and, of course, computer gaming still mattered."
CUT to image of extremely irate computer gamer screaming furiously at his laptop.
CUT to Yahtzee, sitting at his desk, quickly adding, "As it does to this day."
CUT to computer gamer giggling like a happy baby.
Yahtzee concludes a brief summary of what 1998 was like, with the following remark: "...and, of course, computer gaming still mattered."
CUT to image of extremely irate computer gamer screaming furiously at his laptop.
CUT to Yahtzee, sitting at his desk, quickly adding, "As it does to this day."
CUT to computer gamer giggling like a happy baby.
Yahtzee on Too Human: ....and you're left with a game experience the can be recreated by walking down a wide road in the middle of nowhere, stopping every five minutes to crack yourself in the face with a hammer. And the road is a million miles long. And the hammer is made of wank.
"It strikes of trying to have one's cake and eat it, a phrase I never really understood. I mean I think it's perfectly reasonable to want to eat a cake that you have. There's not much else you can do with a cake except for maybe hide in one if you're a stripper."
It was in his very first escapist vid. at the very end where he put something own it says.
"Also if you know the identity of the small baby being depicted in this video by gun violence please let him know it was completely intentional and we think he is a jerk"
"Also if you know the identity of the small baby being depicted in this video by gun violence please let him know it was completely intentional and we think he is a jerk"
"Who the hell's running this company, Scaramanga?! Why is a PMC invading the U.S? What were they gonna do after killing the President? declare themselves king?! and where were they hiding all the solders and hardware you'd need to rage war on a global superpower? THE FUCKING MOON!?!"
Good ol' Yahtzee with his "Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X, by Tom Clancy" review.
Good ol' Yahtzee with his "Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X, by Tom Clancy" review.
Which video is that?busterkeatonrules said:
Pretty good, but what about...bleachigo10 said:
"Especially YOU Anderson!"
Pants on head retarded. I liked it so much, it's now been incorporated into my every day speech.skerfan said:
"Bayonetta! More like...Hey yo betta not play this game OH FUCK YOU!!"
"When you die the game will point out which one of the bumps on the wall you're supposed to start with, but it always seems a bit snarky about it. Fuck you game, its not my fault you're expected to tidy up."
"When you die the game will point out which one of the bumps on the wall you're supposed to start with, but it always seems a bit snarky about it. Fuck you game, its not my fault you're expected to tidy up."
Damn you... That and "came more highly recommended than a triple cunted hooker". That just made me laugh through the rest of the review...bleachigo10 said:
"god knows what would happen if you mixed branston pickle with no more heros, perhaps the universe would end, and it would be awesome"
"it just goes to show, never stick your dick in chocolate pudding, sure its still perfectly good pudding and you can spend the whole afternoon explaining that but it still wont matter because you stuck your dick in it!
"it just goes to show, never stick your dick in chocolate pudding, sure its still perfectly good pudding and you can spend the whole afternoon explaining that but it still wont matter because you stuck your dick in it!