Favorite Zero Punctuation Quotes.

[Solo-Wing]

What are your favorite ZP quotes/one-liners/jokes?
I got a couple
"You want a number. How about 4? As in four-ck you!" (Mailbag Showdown)
"Oh pissing blimey, There's JAM coming out of the walls!" (Amnesia: The Dark Decent)
"Oh a little puppy dog! Mash his little face and call him chips!" (Fable 2)
"Isn't being an adult great? You can go on all the fair ground rides, drink yourself to death, and stick your dick in all kinds of magical things. Sometimes I like going to hospitals for terminally ill children and just rubbing it in. Wow you guys really suck at arm wrestling, anyone catch the new R-18 rated film? I have, it's not that great." (Splatterhouse)

 

[FalloutJack]

In terms of entertainment value, all of his videos are one long favorite quote. Especially since there is, you know, no punctuation to end a sentance.

 

[ChipSandwich]

Anything where he's genuinely angry. Kane and Lynch 2 or Sonic Unleashed come to mind.

 

[zombiestrangler]

I'm pretty sure this has been done before and I still say," Let me hold your face under the putrescent waters of knowledge."

 

[VladmirL]

One of my favorite quotes from him comes from his rant at the end of his Halo Wars review. When the captions say: "What arbitrary silliness." but he yells aloud "BULL FUCKING SHIT!". I lost it when that happened.
His 'Charismatic Stallion' quote is also a close second.

 

[mjc0961]

From the Post-Brawl Mailbag Showdown, I always crack up every time he gets to that e-mail that starts with "I'm not a fanboy" and then he stops reading the e-mail to show his character looking at the camera while he says "Yes you are."
Also from the same one, when he's pointing out that he didn't mention super moves or bad controls and says "Either you've got the wrong address or you're projecting so hard you could point yourself at a wall and show off Powerpoint presentations."

And from one of the E3 ones, "First thought, why the fuck does Sonic the Hedgehog need a car? Second though, why the fuck does Sonic the Hedgehog need to still exist?" And then pretty much the entirety of the Sonic Unleashed review, I hate Sonic these days and having him tear into it so harshly was awesome.

As for recurring jokes, I'm rather fond of the triple-cunted hooker comparisons.

There are more, but I'm way too tired to keep thinking of them right now.

EDIT: Oh yeah, at the end of the Mass Effect review where he's talking about the whole sex scene thing and says "It's nothing that will get your mass erect." And then the first credit comment is something about how the whole review was just to get to that joke.

 

[TheComedown]

Really, there is a thread on this that is only a few hours old.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.257744-All-time-favourite-yahtzee-quotes

 

[Evil Imp 1138]

Stop me if you've heard this one before: beefy bloke with poor coping skills gets a big nark on after something kills his wife and takes it out on mythological creatures, with a weapon on the end of a chain that can do light attacks and heavy attacks. (Castlevania: Gods of War... er, I mean Lords of Shadow)

 

[Darth Mad]

GO TEAM RETARD! from Mailbag Showdown