I don't really remember whole videos, just lines.
"You are a ninja, fruit is flying up in front of you, and FUCK FRUIT."
"... and throw probes [at the planet], which is as interesting as it sounds, and it sounds like this: BLAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGHHH."
"The short answer is 'no'. The long answer is 'noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'."
"Mafia 2 is a sequal to Mafia. They were going to call it 'Quest for the Sausage Fountain', but you know how people are, you have to spell everything out."
"But I'll tell you the worstpaorstpaorstpaorstpa*DUN*...*static* and whistled for a baboon."