Favorite ZP Review

[PirateKing]

I don't think this thread has ever been done before. If it has gimmie a break; I've been here for like, two months.
What's your favorite Zero Punctuation review?
I really like S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky.
"You know how in most FPS's the main character is some sort of hybrid of man and refrigerator and can take an entire munitions dump to the face, while the enemies all have armor made of whipped cream and skulls made of cake?"
There are a lot of other funny tangents I like in that one.

 

[thatstheguy]

Psychonauts because I'm glad I'm not the only person who's aware of it's existence

 

[Weerez]

I forget which one it is, but the one where he says
"I've been going for a streak without a gay joke"

then says one and goes
"No, bad Yahtzee!"

 

[Ace of Spades]

Assassin's Creed: "First you have to walk all the way down from your home base on the the top of a FUCKING mountain at the start of every FUCKING mission!"

 

[NovaStalker]

His Oblivion review because I was very glad to see him agree that the game is awful. Also, his Painkiller review led me to play the game which I was pleased to find was as awesome as he said it was.

 

[PirateKing]

Psychonauts because I'm glad I'm not the only person who's aware of it's existence

I own Psychonauts, but I still crippled myself at the start of the review. I figured it was going somewhere.

 

[samsprinkle]

Probably the one where he says "mamorpiga" or the God of war one...

 

[jboking]

I forget which one it is, but the one where he says
"I've been going for a streak without a gay joke"

then says one and goes
"No, bad Yahtzee!"

Thats Army of Two I think.

My favorite is between Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass and Prince of Persia Retrospective.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The Too Human one. "Whenever you die this valkyrie-looking thing comes down and picks you up to nurse you back to health as if saying,'ooh, it's okay, baby'. The worst part is, you can't f**king skip the goddamn sequence!" Yadda yadda.

 

[NordicNinja]

However much I enjoyed the thrashing he gave Sonic Unleashed, I'm not sure I have a favorite.

Though the beginning of Fallout 3 had me laughing pretty hard.

 

[CameronU2fan]

If someone can tell me which review it is where there is a sign saying "beware poo" and there's what looked like an ocean of poo

 

[Arcyde]

i really loved his left 4 dead and Fallout 3 review

 

[Avatar Roku]

Probably the one where he says "mamorpiga" or the God of war one...

That was the Witcher. "One click combat? Fetch quests involving getting X skulls from monster Y for lazy prick Z? This is a Mumorpergah!

If someone can tell me which review it is where there is a sign saying "beware poo" and there's what looked like an ocean of poo

Devil May Cry. "Jumping Puzzles:Fine. Timed Jumping puzzles:Fair enough. Timed jumping puzzles with a fixed Camera:and now we've dropped into the ocean of shittiness."

...I feel like a fanboy for knowing those.

Anyway, mine's probably CoD4. "I'd just like to add that if anyone else would like to tell me how to do my job, kindly get hurled out of a plane and land anus first on the spire of Winchester Cathedral!"

 

[Zetona]

Probably ess tee ay el kay ee ar Clear Sky. Especially the last minute or so.

 

[asam92]

However much I enjoyed the thrashing he gave Sonic Unleashed, I'm not sure I have a favorite.

Though the beginning of Fallout 3 had me laughing pretty hard.

ditto

I would have to say it would be the Witcher review, not for the review but for the clip he did afterwards
But if you are just talking about the game itself, I laughed quite a bit at the Saints Row 2 review

 

[Corven]

His Army of Two review is the best in my opinion.

 

[CameronU2fan]

neither of those had an actual sign saying "beware poo" on it and it was something that I really remembered in the review but can't remember which one it was in. I watched both of those just now and neither of them have it. I know in DMC4 Yahtzee mentions "now we've jumped into the ocean of shittiness" but there's no "beware poo" sign or plane flying overhead (at least I think there was a plane, or perhaps a boat, I can't remember)