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Fightgarr

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Weerez said:
I forget which one it is, but the one where he says
"I've been going for a streak without a gay joke"

then says one and goes
"No, bad Yahtzee!"
Army of Two.

I don't know what my absolute favorite is but I would say that my top 5 are probably as follows:
Metal Gear Solid 4
Jericho
Oblivion
Too Human
and Mailbag Showdown
 

darthzew

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Prince of Persia. Not the new one... the retro one. This is why:

"It may be perfectly good pudding and you may explain that but nobody's going to eat it BECAUSE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!!!"

I have used that so many times in normal speak. Yes, I've changed it up a bit because "dick" isn't always appropriate.
 

kommando367

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tomb raider anniversery, prince of persia retrospective, and legend of zelda phantom hourglass were the funniest. though i agree with the mercs 2 review the most
 

Auron555

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I don't really have a favorite, but for some reason, whenever I hum the intro music to myself the next words that come to mind are "It seems that all the other game reviewers in the world have put me in some sort of an awkward position, bunch of cocky dis-twert manners they are." I don't even think the second part (bunch of cocky...) is from the Halo 3 review. Halo 3 wasn't even my first review; that was GH3. I don't know. Funny tangent.
Carry on.
 

Copter400

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Ruzzian Roulette said:
Saints Row 2, the whole "onto someone's grandma" segment was hilarious.
As well as his idea for a sandbox crime game based on Batman-style super-villains.
 

Aardvark

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I thought it would be quicker to pick my least favourite, then I realised that the only ones I didn't like much were the first few and then only because he was still getting into his groove. They were still good, its just that he has gotten better as he's gone.

Favourite is probably No More Heroes. When he cuts the intro music with the comment, "No, that's too obvious."

Or scribbles it out in the credits.
 

GreenDevilJF

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I kinda liked the brawl one, but I think the S.T.A.L.K.E.R clear sky was one of the funniest ones.
 

mathias53

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Burnout Paradise, The Witcher, Assasins creed, Saints row 2, mailbag showdown, they are all sooo good. But i guess my all time favorite is Halo 3... or CoD4... FUCK
 

jdnoth

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A tie between Halo 3, purely because he was the only reviewer that pointed out that it was just another FPS. And Brawl because he was trolling the Nintendo fanboys. And the mailbag showdown because he was even more blatantly trolling the Nintendo fanboys.

Goddam fanboys. To the ovens with them I say.
 

Datalord

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MOH Airbourne, The F*cking Bastard, Flocking Bustard, Sock in Mustard alternation is hilarious
 

ContemporaryStudent

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Datalord said:
MOH Airbourne, The F*cking Bastard, Flocking Bustard, Sock in Mustard alternation is hilarious
Seconded. Likewise for the interjection of Mailbag showdown: "Now I'm not a fanboy.. (Yes you are) but.."

My Favourite has to be Guitar Hero III however. I still laugh ridiculously at "The day I fork out 100 bucks australian for an expansion pack is the day I swallow razor wire, pull it out my arse, and floss myself to death". That and the liberally sprinkled gay jokes regarding the fondling of scrotums and tonguing of balls.
 

The Immortal

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Weerez said:
I forget which one it is, but the one where he says
"I've been going for a streak without a gay joke"

then says one and goes
"No, bad Yahtzee!"
Oh, that could be my favorite, too. That was the Army of Two review.
 

Archereus

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i really loved his smash bros review just for the mail bag showdown follow up really that just was stonking hilarious