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Captain Scarlet is indestructible. You are not. Remember this; do not try to imitate him.optimusjamie said:Since everyone and their cat is going for Picard...
The Indestructible Captain Scarlet!
That show was fucking dark for something that starred puppets and miniatures. Dudes got turned into living bombs, crushed in carlifts, thrown out of buildings or just plain shot to death.
Fuck it was awesome!
Colonel White, mother fuckers!
Balalaika from Black Lagoon is pretty awesome. She's pretty cool and doesn't afraid of anything.
Also, Captain Yossarian from Catch-22 because that book is awesome.
Also, Captain Yossarian from Catch-22 because that book is awesome.
Captain Keyes
Was with Dr.Halsey when she was looking for children for the Spartan Programme, slept with and had a child with Halsey(Miranda Keyes), invented the "Keyes Loop" battle strategy and killed a lot of covenant with it, saw an invisible Elite trooper in his escape pod and blew it's brains out with a pistol, got captured by the Covenant and was brutally tortured and didn't give up a single bit of info, mocked the aliens that where brutally torturing him and when he was finally infected by the flood he had the will and awesomeness to stop the flood from looking through his memories to find Earth.
Basically his CV has the word BADASS stamped onto it.
Was with Dr.Halsey when she was looking for children for the Spartan Programme, slept with and had a child with Halsey(Miranda Keyes), invented the "Keyes Loop" battle strategy and killed a lot of covenant with it, saw an invisible Elite trooper in his escape pod and blew it's brains out with a pistol, got captured by the Covenant and was brutally tortured and didn't give up a single bit of info, mocked the aliens that where brutally torturing him and when he was finally infected by the flood he had the will and awesomeness to stop the flood from looking through his memories to find Earth.
Basically his CV has the word BADASS stamped onto it.
Captain "Motherfucking" Sisko.
Picard faced the Borg, and after it was done ruining his life, he stood in his office and drank Earl Grey. Sisko faced the Borg and after it was done ruining his life, he fumed in an escape-pod; then went off to design a ship whose only purpose is to kill Borg. It's a set of guns strapped to an engine. Then he called it Defiant, a name that practically shakes its fist at the Borg. That was his second choice, Starfleet felt that the "USS Ben Sisko's Muthafuckin Pimp Hand" was too long.
Picard faced the Borg, and after it was done ruining his life, he stood in his office and drank Earl Grey. Sisko faced the Borg and after it was done ruining his life, he fumed in an escape-pod; then went off to design a ship whose only purpose is to kill Borg. It's a set of guns strapped to an engine. Then he called it Defiant, a name that practically shakes its fist at the Borg. That was his second choice, Starfleet felt that the "USS Ben Sisko's Muthafuckin Pimp Hand" was too long.
I was gonna say Captain America, but seeing as that's already taken, i'll go with a more obscure one...
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My two captains. Flint is fucking crazy and Vane is an ass, but I love'em.
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My two captains. Flint is fucking crazy and Vane is an ass, but I love'em.
Kind of apt, considering this years anniversary.
Captain John H. Miller, Saving Private Ryan.
He sums up exactly the type of person you'd want to be led by. Calm, reserved, reassuring, tactically aware.
Captain John H. Miller, Saving Private Ryan.
He sums up exactly the type of person you'd want to be led by. Calm, reserved, reassuring, tactically aware.
Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!
For a number of reasons:
1)Can't go wrong with super caveman strength.
2)Has a long coat of hair in which can hide and pull out various objects and tools.
3)Has a Super cool club for a weapon.
4)Has the ability to fly.
5)Can eat just about anything, including large items such as TV's.
6)Pioneered the phrase "Unga Bunga."
7)Maintains the company of cute hotties (aka The Teen Angels).
Captain Caveman.
My dude.
For a number of reasons:
1)Can't go wrong with super caveman strength.
2)Has a long coat of hair in which can hide and pull out various objects and tools.
3)Has a Super cool club for a weapon.
4)Has the ability to fly.
5)Can eat just about anything, including large items such as TV's.
6)Pioneered the phrase "Unga Bunga."
7)Maintains the company of cute hotties (aka The Teen Angels).
Captain Caveman.
My dude.
I definitely have to agree with this. Captain Scarlet beat Thunderbirds and Stingray hands down. All hail the mighty Captain Black!Gordon_4 said:Captain Scarlet is indestructible. You are not. Remember this; do not try to imitate him.optimusjamie said:Since everyone and their cat is going for Picard...
The Indestructible Captain Scarlet!
That show was fucking dark for something that starred puppets and miniatures. Dudes got turned into living bombs, crushed in carlifts, thrown out of buildings or just plain shot to death.
Fuck it was awesome!
Colonel White, mother fuckers!
The ending theme was pretty damn cool as well:
I see you are well acquainted with SF Debris. It was the Escapist that originally linked me to him.Objectable said:
The Captains Jack, that's Sparrow and Harkness, are two of my favorites, and who doesn't love Captain Kirk? But the cake is always taken by Picard. I grew up watching that man calmly and boldly (baldly?) face the worst the galaxy has to throw at him, and walk through it with the admiration and loyalty of everyone he ever met. Including me.
Hope this one counts... Group Captain Ramsey:
He was the Senior British Officer in Stulag III in the Great Escape. The reasons I have placed him here is because:
He was the Senior British Officer in Stulag III in the Great Escape. The reasons I have placed him here is because:
- 1. He was a cool, calm and collected leader, who despite being an amputee helped coordinate the escape, and kept the germans at bay!
2. He was based on a real chap... as was the entire film. Group Captain Herbert Massey was the actual chap.
3. I am also an officer in the RAF, so I am kind of biased!