Favourite game quote of all time

[smithy1234]

"Its just been revoked..."

Oh.. Game quotes you say?

Well then I'll just have to ask:

"Would you kindly change the thread to favourite movie quotes of all time?"

Hehe

 

[Tharwen]

"Two plus two is... ten...

IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!"

 

[srm79]

[snippity snip]...for games like FF7.... I never played it, its worth like $100, and needs a ps1... or 2, but a ps1 memory...[snip]

£7 on PSN. Make a virtual PS1 memory card on your PS3 HD. Enjoy. (Actually well worth the £7 I reckon - I hadn't played the game in over a decade and am enjoying it as much now as I did back then!)

OT: Assassins Creed 2

Spoiler

"Abstergo must have some really fucked up interior decorators..." - Desmond during the break-out from Abstergo

"A minute is all I need... Wait... That came out wrong" - Ezio to his lady-friend at the start of the game

 

[The Warden]

"YOU WERE ALMOST A JILL SANDWICH!"

 

[Brain_Cleanser]

"Ding dong, that's correct. Your prize is a one way TICKET TO HELL!"
It's somthing along those lines. Baten Kaitos as some real gold.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

A bit of context is necessary for mine. The game is Killer 7. You're pretty close to the end of the game. You enter a principal's office in an elementary school in Washington state. (It makes sense in context) The principal offers to play a game of Russian Roulette with you. You accept, because you're Garcian Smith and you're a badass. Nothing happens the first five times the trigger is pulled, and by then the gun's in Garcian's hands. He calmly holds the gun up to his head, pulls the trigger, and...nothing. He puts it down on the table, and slides it back across to the principal. It's followed up by this slice of awesome:

"This gun holds seven bullets. I'm a professional. You can't fool me, old man."

Of course, Garcian wins.

 

[Bloody Crimson]

"Don't cry...boys don't cry."
--Alkaid, .hack//G.U. Vol 2: Reminisce
It's just so sad.

"You...you uppity brat!"
--Team Galactice Grunt, Pokemon: Diamond

 

[Broady Brio]

'It's time to split' - Timesplitters

"Hey your no zombie!"
*In high-pitched voice.
"Yeah!"
"Yeah."

 

[Leviathan_]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObVxYYB0knA

God, that made me lol hard.

 

[AloriD]

I am error.

Yes.

 

[WittyName]

It can be added to the end of some sentences to spice them up.
example: "I'm going to go get some curry.

I see what you did there. Intentional or not....

OT: The one that springs to mind for me was Atlas from Bioshock, where he asks you:

Spoiler

"Would you kindly head to Ryan's office and kill the son of a *****?"

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

"Please, don't shake the light bulb." -Sergeant Johnson

"You need to find an outlet, Ezio"
"I have plenty of outlets mother."
"I mean besides vaginas."

Best conversation ever? Yes.

 

[vorlon010]

"and if you seen Dr Breen, tell him I said *crash* you!"

Barney - HL2

 

[Feste the Jester]

From Bioshock fan
"Would you kindly?

Also from a Bioshock fan. "A man chooses. A slave obeys."

 

[senorcromas]

"Don't let them... crap..."

Tekken 6.

Oh Tougou-san, you and your poorly translated subtitles...

 

[The Bread is Delicious]

"Ooh, that lombax is terminating with extreme prejudice."
-Ratchet & Clank Deadlocked

It's overly convoluted and sounds like something that I would actually say.

 

[OceanRunner]

Resident Evil has some great ones.
Barry Burton - "You were almost a Jill sandwich", "I'ts blood. I hope it's not Chris' blood"
"It's Forrest! Oh my Cod!", "Run Jill, he's insane!", "I have THIS."
"It might be handy if you, the Master Of Unlocking take it with you."
"It's a WEAPON. It's REALLY powerful, especialy against living creatures"

Chris Redfield - "You're telling me that this failure is your savior?"
"He's sleeping with the Ultimate Failure."
"We sure got to the ROOT of that problem."

Misc. - "This house is dangerous. There are terrible demons. ouch."