Favourite game quote of all time

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Altorin

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It's been a few weeks, so this is just a paraphrase:

"Killed Many. Different Ways. Guns. Knives. Poisons. Tech. Once, even with Farming Implements. Never with Medicine."
-Mordin Solus, defending his use of the Genophage

Apart from that, EVERYTHING Mordin says in the whole game makes me laugh.
 

Dimbo_Sama

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Mar 20, 2009
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'You Were Almost a Jill Sandwich'

How can this thread be going for 2 pages and no one's pointed this one out yet? It's classic!
 

sleekie

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Aug 14, 2008
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War. War never changes.

(Protip, Bethesda: using a quote multiple times does not multiply the awesome. Once is enough, eh?)
 

Mikaze

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*is completely amazed that no-one has quoted Andrew Ryan yet*

"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No! says the man in Washington, it belongs to the poor. No! says the man in the Vatican, it belongs to God. No! says the man in Moscow, it belongs to everyone. I rejected these answers. Instead I chose something different, something impossible. I chose Rapture!"

And when you bludgeon him to death with a golf club, "A man chooses, a slave obeys."
 

MazzaTheFirst

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Baz: "There has been a right cock up, there has!"

"Baz: Timmy.
Delphie: Timmy!
Borjoyzie: TIMMY!
Timmy: TIIIMMMYYYY!
Reg: *Huffing and puffing* TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

Timmy's Father: HUNGRY!

Gotta love Giants: Citizen Kabuto. That had some of the funniest dialogue I can recall in any game.
 

Soluncreed

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My favorite quote from Halo 2 is when Gravemind says "I....I am a monument, to all of your sins."
 

floppylobster

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MadeinHell said:
Well I'll probably not be very original but my favourite line in gaming is:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum" ;P

It just sticks to you for the rest of your life xP
Pretty much every time one of these quote threads comes up this line gets quoted then someone mentions it's actually a line stolen from that Rowdy Roddy Piper movie. The one with the frogs. I've never seen it though so I can't confirm.
 

Naqel

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Nov 21, 2009
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"Thank you Mario!
But our princess is in another castle!"

Dosen't it make you want to kill the little sucker.
 

PrimoThePro

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Spy: And worst of all, he could be any one of us, he could be you, he could be me, he could even be -- BLAM --
Soldier: What? it was obvious! hes the red spy!
best ever.
 

Funkysandwich

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What about Half Life 2, Episode two, when the G-man says

"Prepare for unforeseen consequences"

Pretty much anything he says is awesome though, just because of the way he says it. G-man is the ultimate creepy character.

Or

"...we're going to need bigger guns..." - Commander Shepherd, ME1
 

Kuchinawa212

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Goodness and love will always win!"
That's such a cheesy line"
Collette and Lloyd after a fight in TOS
or
"All your base..."
or
"Reborn?" Just the way kyle says it in JK2JO makes it very funny XD