Favourite game quote of all time

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Skizle

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"$20,000 to fire that gun huh? Money well spent." - TF2
"Now lets play Metal Gear, for real! - Silent Scope 2 (its so unbelievably cheesey)
 

Lord David

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New user here. Some of my favourite game quotes:

FarCry: "If you see something that looks dangerous, well, it is."

HalfLife - Opposing Force "I'll have you eating danger and crapping victory!"

BioShock "Isn't a man entitled to the sweat of his own brow?! 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'it belongs to the poor!' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'it belongs to everyone!' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'it belongs to God!'"

"No Gods or Kings, just Men."

Mercenaries 2 - World in Flames "Why can't everything be rocket-propelled?"

"I'm just chillin' here, waitin' for your call - please don't shoot me."
 

Krealot

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Dragon Age Origins

"May the Maker have mercy on you couze you will find none here"
 

The Spectator

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From the top of my head: 'You're like a pizza in an anime convention. She can smell you.'

That came out of no where!
 

Ricotez

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In Bioshock, when you have only just arrived, Atlas asks you the following:

Would you kindly pick up a crowbar or something?

Half-Life references FTW!
 

Treblaine

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How every single time Metal Gear is mentioned in the MGS series, Solid Snake has to pipe in with David Hayter's gloriously over-acted response:

"Huuuuah, Metal... Gear?!??!"

Or

"Metal Gear!!!" as if the name is the biggest surprise in the world to him.
 

JEBWrench

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"Perhaps, the ending has not yet been written."

Aaaaand:

"Wait! Give me another chance! It's been a long time since I've kissed a man! I CAN DO BETTER!"
 

JEBWrench

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Treblaine said:
How every single time Metal Gear is mentioned in the MGS series, Solid Snake has to pipe in with David Hayter's gloriously over-acted response:

"Huuuuah, Metal... Gear?!??!"

Or

"Metal Gear!!!" as if the name is the biggest surprise in the world to him.
"A surveillance camera?!"
 

Grigori361

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Naheal said:
"For the end of the world spell, press control, alt, delete."
A close second my friend, but mine hands down is:
"Micropiglets stalk your dungeon, BEWARE!"
 

Inconnu24

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This conversation from Deus Ex:

Morpheus: "JC Denton. 23 years old. No residence. No ancestors. No employer. No ?"
JC Denton: "How do you know who I am?"
Morpheus: "I must greet each visitor with a complete summary of his file. I am a prototype for a much larger system."
JC Denton: "What else do you know about me?"
Morpheus: "Everything that can be known."
JC Denton: "Go on. Do you have proof about my ancestors?"
Morpheus: "You are a planned organism, the offspring of knowledge and imagination rather than of individuals."
JC Denton: "I'm engineered. So what? My brother and I suspected as much while we were growing up."
Morpheus: "You are carefully watched by many people. The unplanned organism is a question asked by Nature and answered by death. You are another kind of question with another kind of answer."
JC Denton: "Are you programmed to invent riddles?"
Morpheus: "I am a prototype for a much larger system. The heuristics language developed by Dr. Everett allows me to convey the highest and most succint tier of any pyramidal construct of knowledge."
JC Denton: "How about a report on yourself?"
Morpheus: "I was a prototype for Echelon IV. My instructions are to amuse visitors with information about themselves."
JC Denton: "I don't see anything amusing about spying on people."
Morpheus: "Human beings feel pleasure when they are watched. I have recorded their smiles as I tell them who they are."
JC Denton: "Some people just don't understand the dangers of indiscriminate surveillance."
Morpheus: "The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms."
JC Denton: "Electronic surveillance hardly inspires reverence. Perhaps fear and obedience, but not reverence."
Morpheus: "God and the gods were apparitions of observation, judgment and punishment. Other sentiments towards them were secondary."
JC Denton: "No one will ever worship a software entity peering at them through a camera."
Morpheus: "The human organism always worships. First, it was the gods, then it was fame (the observation and judgment of others), next it will be self-aware systems you have built to realize truly omnipresent observation and judgment."
JC Denton: "You underestimate humankind's love of freedom."
Morpheus: "The individual desires judgment. Without that desire, the cohesion of groups is impossible, and so is civilization."

...also from DX:

Gunther Hermann: (in a bad, scruffy German accent) "No, I wanted orange! It gave me lemon-lime."
 

Failhammer

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"You pick 'em, I'll stick 'em." Javelis LRM Frigate, Sins of a Solar Empire.
Also anything the Crazy Ivan says in RA2.
Edit: "Look into my eyes, peasant!" - Roland Helmann from Warfront: Turning Point
 

cowbell40

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"The rain was coming down like all the angels in Heaven decided to take a piss at the same time"

-Dick Justice, Max Payne 2
 

Grigori361

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Inconnu24 said:
This conversation from Deus Ex:


...also from DX:

Gunther Hermann: (in a bad, scruffy German accent) "No, I wanted orange! It gave me lemon-lime."
Oh yes that is pretty good too, I loved anna and gunthar, they were a freaking riot, too bad I had to kill them.
 

Koganesaga

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(NOT 100% accurate, but the point remains)

Mao: "You are but a human, but you seem oddly confident, I winder why that is....*hunts pants"
Adell: "Hey are you ok?"
Mao: "Oh don't worry, I'm just getting turned on."
Rozalin: "After all that vain crap you said, you're just a pervert."

-Disgaea 2: Dark Hero Days

Litchi: "Tao, how many time do I have to tell you my breasts aren't meat buns? Stop trying to eat them!"

-BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger
 

A.I. Sigma

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Pretty much everything The Joker says in Arkham Asylum...and HK-47 in KOTOR on the discussion of love... in fact, pretty much all of HK-47's lines are solid gold. :D