Favourite game quote of all time
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Garrus:... Not even one damn Krogan Testicle.
Shepard: Krogan Testicles?!?!?
It's not entirely accurate but whatever.
Shepard: Krogan Testicles?!?!?
It's not entirely accurate but whatever.
In Baldur's Gate 2 there's a talking sword named Lilarcor that is absolutely hilarious:
'Can we go kill something now, huh?'
'How about now? No?'
'Come on let's kill something NOW!'
'mmmm.... now?'
'What about now?'
'Now? Please? Pretty please?'
'Now! Now! Kill something now!! Yeah!'
'I don't know what you were expecting, but as a sword I'm pretty one-dimensional in what I want.'
'Murder! Death!! KILL!!!'
Also, pretty much everything Minsc says.
'Ahh... We are all heroes; you and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!'
I also found the Unreal Tournament voice-over fairly memorable: 'M-m-m-m-monsterkill!' 'Godlike!' etc.
'Can we go kill something now, huh?'
'How about now? No?'
'Come on let's kill something NOW!'
'mmmm.... now?'
'What about now?'
'Now? Please? Pretty please?'
'Now! Now! Kill something now!! Yeah!'
'I don't know what you were expecting, but as a sword I'm pretty one-dimensional in what I want.'
'Murder! Death!! KILL!!!'
Also, pretty much everything Minsc says.
'Ahh... We are all heroes; you and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!'
I also found the Unreal Tournament voice-over fairly memorable: 'M-m-m-m-monsterkill!' 'Godlike!' etc.
Since i (somewhat) agree to his philosophy, here it is then.
I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well.
-Bioshock
I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well.
-Bioshock
This is the only line where a game has made me laugh out loud. maybe possibly spoilers
Joker: "ughhh why do you keep sending me through the vents" (after plugging in EDI)
EDI: "I like to see humans on their knee's"
Joker: *wierd look*
EDI: "That was a Joke"
EDI: "I like to see humans on their knee's"
Joker: *wierd look*
EDI: "That was a Joke"
"Wise fwom your gwave!"
I'll bet after reading that you said it to yourself too.
Also anything Morrigan says while in party in Dragon Age, especially to Alistair.
I'll bet after reading that you said it to yourself too.
Also anything Morrigan says while in party in Dragon Age, especially to Alistair.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Final Fantasy 10
"Lets just blow it up with a rocket lancher!" Final fantasy 8
And how can we forget left 4 dead
Francis: I'm not gonna let those goddamn vampires beat me.
Bill/Louis: They're zombies, Francis.
Francis: Whatever!
"Lets just blow it up with a rocket lancher!" Final fantasy 8
And how can we forget left 4 dead
Francis: I'm not gonna let those goddamn vampires beat me.
Bill/Louis: They're zombies, Francis.
Francis: Whatever!
Gears of War 2:
"Anya, it's a giant worm! They're sinking cities with a GIANT WORM!"
It was just so wonderfully cheesy at the point, that when Marcus yelled that line, I literally busted out laughing.
"Anya, it's a giant worm! They're sinking cities with a GIANT WORM!"
It was just so wonderfully cheesy at the point, that when Marcus yelled that line, I literally busted out laughing.
Mass Effect 2...
I remember that Joker, what a tool he was now I have to spend all day calculating pi because he went and plugged in the overmind.
I remember that Joker, what a tool he was now I have to spend all day calculating pi because he went and plugged in the overmind.
HK-47: "Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally."
Revan: "I don't think 'killee' is a word."
HK-47: "Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!"
Revan: "I don't think 'killee' is a word."
HK-47: "Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!"
I am the Great Mighty Poo and I'm going to throw my shit at you,
A huge supply of tish come from my chocolate starfish,
How about some scat you little twat!
Do you really think you'll survive in here,
You don't seem to know which creek you're in,
Sweetcorn is the only thing that makes it through my rear,
How'd you think I keep this lovely grin
HAVE SOME MORE CAVIAR!
Now I'm really getting rather mad,
You're like a niggly tiggly shitty little tag nut
When I've knocked you out with all my bab I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Conker: Your butt?
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Your butt??
GMP: That's right my butt
Conker: Err
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Errr!
GMP: My Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt!
Argh, now look what you've done
I'm flushing I'm flushing
Oh what a world, what a world
Who thought a good little squirrel like you could unclog my beautiful clagginess
Oh I'm going
Nooooooooooooooo
Conker: Now that's what I call a bowl movement
A huge supply of tish come from my chocolate starfish,
How about some scat you little twat!
Do you really think you'll survive in here,
You don't seem to know which creek you're in,
Sweetcorn is the only thing that makes it through my rear,
How'd you think I keep this lovely grin
HAVE SOME MORE CAVIAR!
Now I'm really getting rather mad,
You're like a niggly tiggly shitty little tag nut
When I've knocked you out with all my bab I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Conker: Your butt?
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Your butt??
GMP: That's right my butt
Conker: Err
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Errr!
GMP: My Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt!
Argh, now look what you've done
I'm flushing I'm flushing
Oh what a world, what a world
Who thought a good little squirrel like you could unclog my beautiful clagginess
Oh I'm going
Nooooooooooooooo
Conker: Now that's what I call a bowl movement
there was some classics in GoW2:
Cole: [picks up the mic] Delta squad is your house, *****! You hear that shit? You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down-dead down, so down you ain't even goona know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen, 'Oh, mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We're gonna whup your mamma's ass. Whoo-!
Baird: There we go, one muzzled queen. Not you, her. You were great. I love your speech there, especially with *****-ass stuff. Very good, very enlightening
Baird annoyed me most of the time, but this was classic. oh and:
Baird: I'm coughing up blood that ain't even mine!
other than that tai had some pretty good, although slightly cheesy lines
Cole: [picks up the mic] Delta squad is your house, *****! You hear that shit? You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down-dead down, so down you ain't even goona know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen, 'Oh, mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We're gonna whup your mamma's ass. Whoo-!
Baird: There we go, one muzzled queen. Not you, her. You were great. I love your speech there, especially with *****-ass stuff. Very good, very enlightening
Baird annoyed me most of the time, but this was classic. oh and:
Baird: I'm coughing up blood that ain't even mine!
other than that tai had some pretty good, although slightly cheesy lines
"What is a drop of rain compared to the storm?
What is a thought compared to the mind?
Our unity is full of wonder which your tiny individualism cannot even conceive."
One of the first telepathic messages you get from the Many in System Shock 2.
Runner-up:
"The only frontier that has ever existed is the Self."
Helios, from the end of Deus Ex 2.
"Up yours and have a bullet breakfast, asshole!"
Main Character from Fallout 2.
EDIT: Fontaine- "Give me a smart rube over a dumb one any day of the week."
What is a thought compared to the mind?
Our unity is full of wonder which your tiny individualism cannot even conceive."
One of the first telepathic messages you get from the Many in System Shock 2.
Runner-up:
"The only frontier that has ever existed is the Self."
Helios, from the end of Deus Ex 2.
Too true. Here's another:Buffoon said:
"Up yours and have a bullet breakfast, asshole!"
Main Character from Fallout 2.
EDIT: Fontaine- "Give me a smart rube over a dumb one any day of the week."
Quoth the Siege Tank in Starcraft:
"I'm about to drop the hammer..."
"And dispense some indiscriminate justice!"
"I'm about to drop the hammer..."
"And dispense some indiscriminate justice!"
"What you lizards gotta learn is: I'm a lot more scarier than you." - Republic Commando.
"Ach! You've destroyed my command centre! Eh well, I always hated my commanders anyway hehehe!" - C&C Generals.
"Can I get you a ladder, so you can get off my back." - Dragon Age (hearing this every 5 seconds though was annoying).
"Ach! You've destroyed my command centre! Eh well, I always hated my commanders anyway hehehe!" - C&C Generals.
"Can I get you a ladder, so you can get off my back." - Dragon Age (hearing this every 5 seconds though was annoying).