Favourite game quote of all time
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"Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth, herded them on a boat, and beat the crap out of each and every one of them!" -Soldier in Meet the Soldier (TF2)
"Have a plan to kill everyone you meet!" -Sniper (TF2)
"And now he is here TO FUCK US!" -Spy in Meet the Spy (TF2)
"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. But I've never met anyone who can outsmart bullet!" -Heavy in Meet the Heavy (TF2)
"Have a plan to kill everyone you meet!" -Sniper (TF2)
"And now he is here TO FUCK US!" -Spy in Meet the Spy (TF2)
"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. But I've never met anyone who can outsmart bullet!" -Heavy in Meet the Heavy (TF2)
Mass Effect 2
Garrus : Do you ever miss those talks we used to have in the elevator?
Tali : No.
Garrus : We all used to ask you about life on the flotilla, it was an opportunity to share!
Tali : This conversation is over.
Garrus : Tell me again about your immune system.
Tali : I have a shotgun.
Garrus : We'll talk again later.
Garrus : Do you ever miss those talks we used to have in the elevator?
Tali : No.
Garrus : We all used to ask you about life on the flotilla, it was an opportunity to share!
Tali : This conversation is over.
Garrus : Tell me again about your immune system.
Tali : I have a shotgun.
Garrus : We'll talk again later.
Anya, it's a giant worm!
THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM!
AGHSAGSGFAKDHJDSAHGL
/testosterone
Edit: ninja'd. Here's another one:
Wrex: Shepherd.
Shepherd: Wrex.
Edit #2: Forgot about:
"I've had enough of your snide insinuations."
"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions."
THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM!
AGHSAGSGFAKDHJDSAHGL
/testosterone
Edit: ninja'd. Here's another one:
Wrex: Shepherd.
Shepherd: Wrex.
Edit #2: Forgot about:
"I've had enough of your snide insinuations."
"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions."
"It made shoes for orphans. Nice job destroying it, hero."
"*cough* Neurotoxin *cough* so deadly *demented laughter* Just kidding."
"It says so right here in your file: an unlikable loner, whose death will not be mourned."
"You think your doing damage? 2 plus 2 is.........10. IN BASE 9, I'M FINE!!"
~GLaDOS from Portal
"I was in a videogame. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of."
~Max Payne from, well, Max Payne
"NO, LAZLO!! He was the finest mind of his generation."
~Civilian from HL2
"Soon, commander, all your base will belong to me."
~Yuri form RA2: Yuri's Revenge
"*cough* Neurotoxin *cough* so deadly *demented laughter* Just kidding."
"It says so right here in your file: an unlikable loner, whose death will not be mourned."
"You think your doing damage? 2 plus 2 is.........10. IN BASE 9, I'M FINE!!"
~GLaDOS from Portal
"I was in a videogame. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of."
~Max Payne from, well, Max Payne
"NO, LAZLO!! He was the finest mind of his generation."
~Civilian from HL2
"Soon, commander, all your base will belong to me."
~Yuri form RA2: Yuri's Revenge
Gosh, there are sooo many to choose from. I'm going to go with "Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes!!!"
Of course, I'm playing ME2 these days, so this one is a close second:
"I've studied species, Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics as a subset of biology,
Because I am an expert which I know is a tautology.,
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian,
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian!"
Of course, I'm playing ME2 these days, so this one is a close second:
"I've studied species, Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics as a subset of biology,
Because I am an expert which I know is a tautology.,
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian,
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian!"
In KotOR HK-47 said "Your pupil once asked what I thought of him and I informed him of his meatbag status. He was unimpressed but, you found the reference humorous. you changed my programing so I would continue to use the term."
Thank you, those where bitter memories you dug up jerk.Kije said:
However, it reminded me that in fable two, there was a book that said something to the effects off:
"Nobody knew who, how, or why the Guild-master of the heroes guild died, however carved into his body were the word 'You health is low'".
I only ever heard this once, and there seems to be no account of it anywhere but I swear I heard this in the campest voice I have ever heard, by Nikolai on CoD: W@W Nazi Zombies - Der Reise
"I hate you Dempsey, I hate your ugly voice"
"I hate you Dempsey, I hate your ugly voice"
Mordin: Perhaps later, trying to ascertain how scale itch found its way onto Normandy. Sexually transmitted disease only carried by varren. Implications...unpleasant.
Shepard: A little self promotion is harmless. EDI can ease off on that.
EDI: As you wish Commander
Joker: Yeah, go pout, i win
Shepard: Joker.
Joker: If she starts claiming to be "the vanguard of our destruction" i call shotgun on the first lifeboat out of here
Cortana: Bet ya can't stick it
Master Chief: You're on!
Captain Price: History is written by the victor. History is full of liars.
Shepard: A little self promotion is harmless. EDI can ease off on that.
EDI: As you wish Commander
Joker: Yeah, go pout, i win
Shepard: Joker.
Joker: If she starts claiming to be "the vanguard of our destruction" i call shotgun on the first lifeboat out of here
Cortana: Bet ya can't stick it
Master Chief: You're on!
Captain Price: History is written by the victor. History is full of liars.