Favourite game quote(s)?

[Krantos]

"Can you translate?"
"98% probability the miniature organic's tribe has been captured and it requests your help."
"98%?"
"2% probability the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted... that may be wishful thinking on my part, master."


"Stop! What are you doing? Remove the arc-wrench! Remove the arc-wrench! Medic!"

Come on. Hk had the best lines ever. Of all time.

 

[RuralGamer]

Mass Effect 2 - Lair of the Shadow Broker
Shepard: What kind of weapons does this thing have!?
Liara: It's a taxi; it has a fare meter!

Enough said.

 

[ToAsTy McBuTTeR]

I am the very model of a scientist salarian. I've studied species turian, asari and batarian. I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology). My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian. I am the very model of a scientist salarian... *Ahem*

if you don't know it, find it.

 

[BoredDragon]

The most wtf quote:
"I'll kill your dick!!!"

The most memorable quote:
"would you kindly..."

 

[Simonator7]

"Look Bill, it's your favourite. Stairs!" Zoey L4D

"Walk softly... and carry a big gun" Force Commander DoW

"When i reached the end of the canyon, I remembered my motorcycle could fly" Martek the Exiled, WoW

 

[CinosNroca]

"You don't know the depths of your own passion until you play with yourself!"
-Morrie, Dragon Quest 8

Garrus: "You ever miss those talks we had on the elevators?"
Tali: "No."
Garrus: "Come on, remember how we would ask you about life on the Flotilla? It was an opportunity to share!"
Tali: "This conversation is over."
Garrus: "Tell me again about your immune system!"
Tali: "I have a shotgun."
Garrus: "....Maybe we'll talk later."

-Mass Effect 2

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

Kane:
"The destruction of The Philadelphia was not an accident. It was a merciful bullet to the head of a malignant ideology. It was the death of fear and the birth of hope. Rejoice, children of Nod!"

*Cocks Laser gun*

For his sake, he better rebuild my City or there will be hell to pay.

Um...Doctor? Maybe you should just introduce your favorite quotes? Before you catch a case...again.

You live on a space station? To each his own I guess, as a word to the wise you'd better watch out for nukes in 2047.

Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver
Raziel: For my transgression, I earned a new kind of reward...
[Kain tears the bones from Raziel's wings, and Raziel screams in pain]
Raziel: Agony! There was only one possible outcome. My eternal damnation. I, Raziel, was to suffer the fate of traitors and weaklings, to burn forever in the bowels of the Lake of the Dead.

"We die standing!"~Imperial Guard Dawn of War
"Retreat again and I'll shoot you cowards"~Imperial Guard Dawn of War

 

[nipsen]

Mm. No, I got it:
"I renounce you!" - Raziel to other self in Soul Reaver 2.

 

[KingofallCosmos]

Lot of ME2 quotes, not much classics. C'mon people!

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow!"

among others..

 

[Lewieroo0]

Serious Sam - "Now I'm Seriously Serious!!"

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Kane:
"The destruction of The Philadelphia was not an accident. It was a merciful bullet to the head of a malignant ideology. It was the death of fear and the birth of hope. Rejoice, children of Nod!"

*Cocks Laser gun*

For his sake, he better rebuild my City or there will be hell to pay.

Um...Doctor? Maybe you should just introduce your favorite quotes? Before you catch a case...again.

You live on a space station? To each his own I guess, as a word to the wise you'd better watch out for nukes in 2047.

I don't live on a space station...not anymore at least.


And 2047? No, No.

In 2045 China and America managed to clone the first Dinosaur T-Rex. Somehow, it learned to be self aware, and created more Dinosaurs.

The bastards, took down Russia and China.


That's right, We fighting WW3 against freakin Dinosaurs.

Hard to believe, that is what actually will happen.

Will, if I didn't steal the Dinosaur samples from China first.

 

[OceanRunner]

One of the best quotes ever comes from FFXII's Balthier to a disbelieving Vaan.
"Believe what you want to. Whatever it takes to make you happy."

 

[Someone Depressing]

"So, that.. *Begins to Cry*.. Means by the time-...By the time you're reading this.. I'm already... Dead..." -Mary, Her last words to James in the letter.

"Hey, tough guy! I can shoot you where you stand! *muttering* ..Bastard */Muttering*"
-Zoey, tellin' Nick to go fuck off and do something productive in his pointless, violent life.

"You know? For science...You monster..."
-GLaDOS, after encountering Chell in Portal 2.

 

[KingofMadCows]

"I am the origin of life, the devourer of death. I am the hub of the Wheel, the purifying cycle to which all souls must be drawn"
-Elder God

"I am that which walks with all life. My voice is a death rattle, a last breath in the throat, the whisper of a dying man."
-Transcendent One

"Well I, for one, plan on discovering the secrets of the multiverse by rubbing cottage cheese on my belly and eating vast quantities of fresh-water fish. Mmm... cheese."
-The Nameless One

"I'll bet ye've got all *sorts* o' barmy questions!" She mimics your heroic stance: "Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the Magic Girdle o' Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?" She spits. "Dung, all o' it! Only gets ye in the Dead-Book! I ought ta kick ye in the shins fer even pesterin' a poor ol' woman about it all! Now go away an' leaves me in peace!
-Elderly Hive Dweller

This whole conversation is awesome:

 

[putowtin]

Kreia: " I hope your talent for understatement is offset by your skill with a blaster. If not, I fear our time together will be very short indeed."
Atton: "Yeah, and I'm also good at running and drinking, your majesty."
Atton and Kreia (KotoR II)

Atton: "Hey, don't stop your long boring rants on my account. I was just getting sleepy-eyed."
Kreia: "Also in private, we will be mercifully free from the opinions of imbeciles and fools."
Kreia and Atton (KotoR II)
"Are you an angel? Aw, I'm just kidding. That's the worst line I've ever used. Hope some poor kid doesn't start using it."
An Easter Egg line of Atton (KotoR II)

(Generally anything Atton say's in the entire game!)

Oh and:

Muori col tuo orgoglio, per quanto vale... Requiescat in pace. (Die with your pride, for what it's worth... Rest in peace.)

 

[Penitent]

"Spencer, there's no way out. You'll just have to fuck it!"
"...Um..."

 

[RossM]

KotOR:

Player: "Legal requirements?? What do you mean?"
HK-47: "Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally."
Player: "I don't think 'killee' is a word."
HK-47: "Expletive: Damn it, master! I am an assassination droid, not a dictionary!"

i loved the things that HK-47 would say, man that game was awesome, just reading the quote you put makes me want to play it again.

my favorite quote would have to be from Mass Effect 1 when you address the crew of the Normandy.

 

[Jelly ^.^]

Seriously guys?
None of JC Denton's one liners from Deus Ex yet?