Favourite game quote(s)?

[AbstractStream]

"Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon!"
Sho - The World Ends With You

 

[TheEvilCheese]

There's been a few Mass Effect 2 ones, but that game has a few of my favorites...

"Oh, this is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was! Now I have to spend all day calculating pi because he plugged in the Overlord!"

and the speech that included the line "That means, Sir Isaac Newton was the DEADLIEST SON OF A ***** IN SPACE!"

The Isaac Newton speech was excellent:
"When you pull that trigger, you are ruining someone's day somewhere, some time. That is why you do not just eyeball it! You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!"

And pretty much anything Mordin says
[sub](or sings)[/sub]

 

[kittii-chan 300]

dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret comin' to earth and we most definetley regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!- sgt johnson halo 2

"Then listen up! Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways... but not today! This here is 66 tons of straight up HE spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!"-sgt johnson halo 2

Sergeant Major Avery Junior blow-the-hell-out-of-your-alien-ass Johnson, reporting for duty!"

 

[TopBadge]

"Rise and Shine Mr.Freeman"
"Wait... don't open that door"
"close shut the jaws of oblivion"
"you're a loose cannon sandvich, but a damn good cop"
"its time to choose"
"kiddy land!"

 

[TheEvilCheese]

"Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon!"
Sho - The World Ends With You

"Attention all tasteless tetrahedra!" -Sho

Sho is one of my all time favourite characters, in fact all his lines are great.

Spoiler: My fave TWEWY conversation.

Shooter - "Meet us at the ramen shop in Dogenzaka!"

Neku - "We're getting ramen?"

Shooter - "It's our secret base!"

Neku - "You have a secret ramen base?"

Shooter - "Tell Doc what happened!"

Neku - "You have a ramen doctor at your secret ramen base?"

 

[ecoho]

"why cant we fight a race of evil fluffy creatures? i mean yeah still dangerous but hey bunnies." joker mass effect 2

(this may be a bit off will fix if it is)

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret comin' to earth and we most definetley regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!- sgt johnson halo 2

"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence."~Sergeant Johnson (Halo: Combat Evolved)

 

[AbstractStream]

"Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon!"
Sho - The World Ends With You

"Attention all tasteless tetrahedra!" -Sho

Sho is one of my all time favourite characters, in fact all his lines are great.

Spoiler: My fave TWEWY conversation.

Shooter - "Meet us at the ramen shop in Dogenzaka!"

Neku - "We're getting ramen?"

Shooter - "It's our secret base!"

Neku - "You have a secret ramen base?"

Shooter - "Tell Doc what happened!"

Neku - "You have a ramen doctor at your secret ramen base?"

There was a part that Beat said "Brotha' ain't a Liar. Brotha's a ramen man. A ramen man who knows how to make curry!"
Another Day conversations crack me up xD

 

[RogerKevin]

Also from that game.
Cid: "Bah, to hell with the Occuria and their stones! What good a power that cannot be harnessed? Baubles best suited for study no more.
Vayne: "He.. We conquered two kingdoms that you might study these "baubles"..."
Cid: "Oh, and I am grateful for the sacrifice."

 

[Vern5]

Eliphas - "Chaos moves at its own pace, Alien, not yours"

Gorgutz - "How 'bout dyin'? Ye do dat any faster? I gotz to plan the rest of me day"

 

[Vern5]

(Dawn of War: Dark Crusade):
Warlord Gorgutz: Ere I come, Chaos boyz!
Eliphas the Inheritor: Your subtlety astounds me, Ork.
---
Against Space Marines:
Eliphas the Inheritor: Such inspiring courage! Perhaps we?ll mount your corpse on a golden chair and make an idol out of you as well.

You pile heresy upon heresy.

 

[Nimcha]

Scorch: Why don't we just fly out of here?
RAS Ship Computer: Engines offline.
Scorch: Figures.

Fixer: Blast! Get that Wookiee out of the fire area!
Scorch: Okay, YOU tell him to retreat, Fixer.
Fixer: Er... Negative on that.

God I love Republic Commando. The text doesn't do it justice, you'd have to hear it in game. The banter between the squadmates is one of the best I've ever seen in a game. It really made me care for the characters. I soooo wish they'd make a sequel to this.

 

[Wutaiflea]

Tragically, I've always been a fan of Ultros from FF6. After all, most games could be improved by a purple octopus who ruins opera and retires from his life of fucking you over to become a receptionist.

"Don't tease the octopus, kids!"

 

[ShakyFiend]

"You blow up peoples heads?"
"No. Well, maybe once"

Psychonauts,BEST DIALOGUE EVER!

 

[The Night Shade]

"I'll String you up"-MGS 1

 

[Wereduck]

Mine is throw-away elevator banter from Mass Effect. Someone says to Wrex, as a compliment, that he isn't what they expect a krogan to be and he replies:
"Really? Because humans have a rich and diverse culture but all krogan are exactly the same."

My all-time favorite response to a backhanded compliment.

 

[toasteey13]

"Hey, wassa matta you Altair?"
"Thats racist!"
"Youre racist!"

and

"Dont lie Petey, 'cause you know what we do to liars? We kick them in the BALLS!"

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

Dawn of War 2:
Tarkus: "We taught those xenos to kneel in the Emperor's presence."
Avitus: "We did better than that. We taught them to lay face down and bleed in His presence."


Come! Show me what passes for fury among your misbegotten kind!"~Space Marine Commander

 

[commodore96]

Delta Squad is in your house, *****! You hear that shit?! You grubby - ass bitches are going down! Way down - Like dead down so down you ain't even gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank - ass queen, oh mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us! Fuck you we gonna whup your momma's ass! WOOO!-Cole Train Gears of War 2