Favourite game sayings ever

[ZodiacMaster101]

Ah ha ha ha, Oh, there gonna have to glue you back together, IN HELL!!!!!

 

[EndlessMayhem]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- Zoey on death, L4D

 

[GenericAmerican]

A'ight boyz, we gunna need lotz moar DAKKA!

Or most everything this guy says.

 

[spacepope22]

"I KILL YOU X-CHICKEN!!!"

Magneto, Master of Magnets

 

[Joshica Huracane]

3)Forgive me sir... It was an honor (Resistance 2 said by solider whose name slips my mind)

That soldier was Joseph Capelli. I think. Protagonist of Resistance 3.

My favourite recent lines from a game are:

Zeke: *coughs*
Cole: You ok?
Zeke: Yea, fit as a fiddle!
Cole:... thats one big ass fiddle...

Loving infamous 2 =D

 

[GrimHeaper]

This game has great qoutes

 

[Joshica Huracane]

Theres also.. "It's HERBERT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON"

 

[captaincabbage]

Oi, Suzie! - Cpt MacMillan.
I'm too lazy to search

I'll one up you there.
"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirly." -Cap'n Price.

OT:
Pretty much any line from Portal 2 by GLADoS or Wheatley.

Especially this:

Spoiler

"Aww, aww they were the crap turrets, weren't they? But I'm still holding all the cards, and they're all full houses. Never actually played cards, been meaning to learn.
Ace of fours! Best hand I assume." -Wheatley

 

[captaincabbage]

The immortal battle cry of the Youngster from Pokemon Red and Blue:
"I LIKE SHORTS. THEY'RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

Give this man a medal.

This man is truly a god.

Spoiler

So much fucking win.

 

[Zeema]

Agent Kuo: Yes, Wolfe is my Contact
Cole: So he isn't Like your significantly older boyfriend or something?

i love you Cole

 

[ChupathingyX]

Almost every line spoken by units in Dawn of War.