Favourite Line from YuGiOh the Abridged Series

[asmidir]

Recently a friend of mine introduced me to YuGiOh the Abridged Series. I tought it was simply fabulous and ended up watching every episode so far. When I was a kid I played the card game (my awesome dragon deck is somewhere in my room) and I watched the cartoon so a lot of the jokes really hit home.

So for all the other fans on the escapists, what are your favourite lines from YuGiOh the Abridge Series? Here are a few of my favourites:

"These are going straight onto my niples AAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAA icecube fetish." (Marik)

"It looks like the rules (puts on sunglasses) Just got screwed." (Kaiba)

"Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, but fool me three times and your gonna get curbstomped by Seto Kaiba." (Kaiba)

"I spy with my little eye something beginning with gay clown." (Yami)

"Yugi you little f*ck" (Yami)

I could go on but really anything that comes out of Kaiba's, Marik's and Yami's mouth is gold.

Edit: I completely forgot to mention the dual between evil Marik and Bakura and Marik, that whole dual is damn hilarious.

 

[Wondermint13]

How odd.. I adore YuGiOh but I can't remember a single quote though, Sorry.
But Yaaay! Go YuGiOh fans!!

 

[Shaegor]

There is nothing I love more than Kaiba saying "Screw the rules, I have money"

 

[asmidir]

How odd.. I adore YuGiOh but I can't remember a single quote though, Sorry.
But Yaaay! Go YuGiOh fans!!

WOOOOOH It's time we came out of the closet.

 

[necromanzer52]

It's all so brilliant that nothing in particular really stands out.

 

[Toriver]

"It looks like Mokuba is going through Japanese puberty."
"You don't mean..."
"Yes, Mokuba believes he is a Pokemon."
"Mokuba, SPEAK TO ME!"
"BULBASAUR!"

 

[Scarim Coral]

When Pegasus was sleeping in his bed from the abridge movie

Snore, oooooH! Snore, oooooH!

And also in the movie again
kaiba: you turned the hottest monster in duel monsters into a 5 year old girl. you have issues man
Pegasus: says the one who drives a jet shaped like a dragon
Kaiba: thats it you're going down

 

[4173]

In America!

 

[Jelly ^.^]

My favourite:

"Brooklyn Rage.... BROOKLYN RAAAGEEEEEE (YEE)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Followed closely by:

"I'm going to use my Catapult Turtle to launch my Dragon Knight at your castle, shattering its flotation ring, thereby causing it to collapse on top of your monsters."

"This card game is a load of Bollocks!"

 

[ConnorTheRed]

Can you say "Duke Sandwich"?

 

[Mr Pantomime]

There is nothing I love more than Kaiba saying "Screw the rules, I have money"

"Screw the rules I have green hair!"

"That was weird, i should probably lay off the drugs"

OT: "Shut up Mokuba"

"No you shut up! Oh god, Im so sorry"

"Did you just tell an old man to shut up?!"

 

[Catchy Slogan]

There is nothing I love more than Kaiba saying "Screw the rules, I have money"

"Screw the rules, I have Green Hair!"

OT:
"Loreal, because I'm worth it."

 

[Daveman]

My friend cracks up literally any time I say "You're not American!"

YOU'RE NOT EVEN WEARING A FLAG ON YOUR HEAD!

 

[asmidir]

There is nothing I love more than Kaiba saying "Screw the rules, I have money"

"Screw the rules, I have Green Hair!"

OT:
"Loreal, because I'm worth it."

Dont foget,

Kaiba Corp Worker: "But sir it's the Yule tide season"

Kaiba: "Screw the yules I have money"

 

[Linkmeanie]

Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy!
Alright Moto, you're fucking dead.

 

[therandombear]

Whenever Marik and Bakura is arguing it's pure gold. You should check out LKs Marik channel, only 4 episodes but he's doing a Let's Play with Marik xD

"In the future everyone will duel while riding motorbikes"
"Egyptian Rage"
"In memory of Tristan's voice"

and surely we all need a "binkyboy" I laugh everytime Marik/Melvin says that xD

 

[GodofDisaster]

Marik: My plan is going perfectly they don't suspect a thing.
Joey: Hey kid what's your name?
Marik: Crap in a bucket I didn't plan this far.

Tea: Yugi I'm pregant and Bakura's the.....
Yugi: No fucking way.
Tea: Ok I lied about that one.

Also Yami's swearing.

Spoiler

Ah there is so many good jokes, but to me the ones that really stand out are the introductions.

Now back to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, just kidding it's only Yugioh.

Hello and welcome to Yugioh Abridged according to wikipedia, we don't exist.

Spoiler

 

[Joepow]

The rap duel is the highlight of the series.

 

[Rubymuto]

Yugi: "I lost a card game I no longer have a reason to live!"

Bakura: "In that case can i be the main character"

Yugi: "Hell no"

Bakura: "bugger"

_______

Tea: "JOEY NO, we mustn't let Tristan breed!"

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Tristan: "And now to stop the villain by throwing him carelessly in a random direction GO MILLENIUM FRISBEE!"