Favourite Line from YuGiOh the Abridged Series

[mythtech]

In America!

damn it i wanted to add in america... and also the sun is rising soon wtf? In America!

 

[_Cake_]

Screw the rules, I have green hair!

... In Canada!

 

[Nazulu]

"Did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?"
"It's called cheating, deal with it"

"Do you think they'll have DDR in here?"
"Teia, it's Japan, of course they will have DDR"

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

"IN AMERICA!"
And
"I challenge you to a childrens card game!"

 

[ReservoirAngel]

"I'll win this duel and prove that women are just as good as men!"
*canned sitcom laughter*
"I'm serious!"
...
...
...
...
"...take off your clothes!"

 

[AstylahAthrys]

Pretty much everything in the series ever. Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series lets me keep my closet Yu-Gi-Oh fan alive.

My breasts challenge you to a duel.

 

[Furyaki12]

Joey: (Upon escaping from the video game) Man, that game was more disappointing than Fable.

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Mako Tsunami: The ocean says, "Yes".

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Mai Valentine: My breasts are not fake!
Everyone: Riiiiiiiight.
Tristan: I don't believe you!

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Everything Kiaba and Marik say... BUT EVERY QUOTE in this one is hilarious!

 

[Josdeb]

Mai Valentine: "My breasts challenge you to a duel!"
(I can kinda do her voice so I'm always quoting this)

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Tristan: "My voice gives me super-strength!"
Hair Guy: "Well, my hair allows me to defy gravity!"

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"That was weird, i should probably lay off the drugs"

Later: Woah, I REALLY need to lay off the drugs

 

[Mr.Mattress]

There is nothing I love more than Kaiba saying "Screw the rules, I have money"

"Screw the Money, I have rules!... Wait..."

 

[Master Kuja]

From the Abridged movie.

"Now Kaiba! Open wide and suck on my Obelisk!"

 

[Motakikurushi]

Yugi: "If you're a ghost then I'm straight!"

 

[Weemulator]

My favorite part from the beginning of the series was

Kaiba: Give me the card old man and I won't take no for an answer
Grandpa: No.
Kaiba: Curses! Foiled again!

Also when the henchman grabs Mai from the bushes and says:
"It's raping time!"

So funny.

 

[messy]

Tristain: HI GUYS I FOUND JOEY BYE

 

[dogenzakaminion]

"MY VOICE GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH!"
"Holy S**t it does!"

"My voice..." is actually my battle cry. Nothing surpises the enemy more.

 

[Ekit]

"And now it's time for my favourite Shakespeare quote: Alas, poor Yorrick, I knew him... In America!"

- I love Penguins!
- Eww!
- Platonically...
- Oh...
- AND PHYSICALLY!

EDIT: Reading all the hilarious quotes in this thread has made me want to re-watch all of the episodes.

 

[Who Dares Wins]

"Here?s what we gonna do, mayn. We gonna find Yu-gay Moh-toe and we gonna take his dik."
"Mah fwiends, dere is only one way to defeat that dooshbag... We will deoo him!"

Actually anything Dartz says is pure gold. Super-rare-awesome-chocolaty-fudge-coated-mega-super-gold.

 

[Scott Guthrie]

the vagina monologues is fucking hilarious :L:L

 

[Baldry]

Attention duellists...

Nyeh!

Anything Tristan Timothy Taylor says.

Childrens card game.

Brooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkllllllllllllyyyyynnnnnnnn RAAAGGGEEE!!!!