Favourite Lines From Video Games
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"Go to Hell, John."
"Already there, babeh!"
Sold Unreal II to me.
And from Assassin's Creed:
"[Do you believe everything you read?] Like from an online encyclopaedia or what your high school history teacher taught you?"
It was a great, tongue-in-cheek knock at Wikipedia.
"Already there, babeh!"
Sold Unreal II to me.
And from Assassin's Creed:
"[Do you believe everything you read?] Like from an online encyclopaedia or what your high school history teacher taught you?"
It was a great, tongue-in-cheek knock at Wikipedia.
I know my brother's current favorite... he was watching me play Mass Effect, talking to Captain Anderson...
"Harkin may be human, but he's also an ass."
He got a real kick out of that one.
"Harkin may be human, but he's also an ass."
He got a real kick out of that one.
Mass Effect does have some good'ns.
Wrex: This is the famous turian general? It's a wonder your kind ever defeated us.
General Septimus: I may be drunk, krogan, but you're ugly. And tomorrow I'll be sober.
Wrex: This is the famous turian general? It's a wonder your kind ever defeated us.
General Septimus: I may be drunk, krogan, but you're ugly. And tomorrow I'll be sober.
I don't remember these quotes word for word but they go mostly like this:
Saints Row:
Julius: That was a hell of an explosion! You ok playa?
You: I got ran over by a motherfucking truck! Whatcha think!
Julius: Oh quit being a *****.
Timesplitters 3:
Cortez: It's time to split!
Halo 3:
Grunt: I'll polish your helmet! I'll polish you boots!
Heavenly Sword:
Nariko: We may need you to play Twing-Twang
Saints Row:
Johnny: I'm gonna skull fuck that *****!
...
You: Hope you don't mind hepatitis.
Saints Row:
Dex: So what in here? Guns? Money? Some uncut shit?... Shoes?!
Luz: Actually they're this seasons new-
You: Bullshit, that's last years fall collection
Saints Row:
Luz: Please! Can you at least tell me where Manuel is?
Dex: I changed my mind, shoot her.
Luz runs back to her car and rides away.
Saints Row:
Julius: That was a hell of an explosion! You ok playa?
You: I got ran over by a motherfucking truck! Whatcha think!
Julius: Oh quit being a *****.
Timesplitters 3:
Cortez: It's time to split!
Halo 3:
Grunt: I'll polish your helmet! I'll polish you boots!
Heavenly Sword:
Nariko: We may need you to play Twing-Twang
Saints Row:
Johnny: I'm gonna skull fuck that *****!
...
You: Hope you don't mind hepatitis.
Saints Row:
Dex: So what in here? Guns? Money? Some uncut shit?... Shoes?!
Luz: Actually they're this seasons new-
You: Bullshit, that's last years fall collection
Saints Row:
Luz: Please! Can you at least tell me where Manuel is?
Dex: I changed my mind, shoot her.
Luz runs back to her car and rides away.
anything in baldurs gate 1, 2, or 2.5.
(you)you seem insane are you ok y
(yackman)contrary to populare beliefe a barral full of monkey is not half as fun as preivlously peposed
jan tries to steel boo (a minuture giante space hamster) from minsc.
minsc- what are you doing boo belongs to minsc!
jan- but i am minsc
minsc- but i am minsc ...right?
jan- no you jan janson i am minsc dont tuch my boo!
minsc- but if you are me and i am you then i am me and....
boo- squeek!
minsc- oh i see now your trying to trick me arnt you. you almost got away with it but boo has told me i sometimg get lost without him, so HA haha, but boo says i am rating i did not think so but any way lets move!
(you)you seem insane are you ok y
(yackman)contrary to populare beliefe a barral full of monkey is not half as fun as preivlously peposed
jan tries to steel boo (a minuture giante space hamster) from minsc.
minsc- what are you doing boo belongs to minsc!
jan- but i am minsc
minsc- but i am minsc ...right?
jan- no you jan janson i am minsc dont tuch my boo!
minsc- but if you are me and i am you then i am me and....
boo- squeek!
minsc- oh i see now your trying to trick me arnt you. you almost got away with it but boo has told me i sometimg get lost without him, so HA haha, but boo says i am rating i did not think so but any way lets move!
i foget what game but-
throws grnade. "ha take that"
other guy picks up grenade "thanks but i think the pin is supprested to get pulled" pulls pin and throws it back. "oh than-" BOOM
throws grnade. "ha take that"
other guy picks up grenade "thanks but i think the pin is supprested to get pulled" pulls pin and throws it back. "oh than-" BOOM
I don't know if these have been posted yet, but...
*After completion of the Android Training room*
"Very good, android. Might we remind you that android hell is a real place where you WILL be sent to at the first sign of disobedience."
-GlaDOS, Portal
"Assume the Party Escort Submission Position."
-GlaDOS, Portal
"LAST ONE ALIVE- LOCK THE DOOR!"
-Soldier, TF2
"What cat?"
-Alyx, Half-Life 2
*After completion of the Android Training room*
"Very good, android. Might we remind you that android hell is a real place where you WILL be sent to at the first sign of disobedience."
-GlaDOS, Portal
"Assume the Party Escort Submission Position."
-GlaDOS, Portal
"LAST ONE ALIVE- LOCK THE DOOR!"
-Soldier, TF2
"What cat?"
-Alyx, Half-Life 2
Best line in a Videogame Ever is in Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, when you fight Ghor in Sky Town for the second time.
Ghor: Soon Everything will be corrupter... Even you...
Samus: ...
Ghor: Soon Everything will be corrupter... Even you...
Samus: ...
Ah, well my thanks go out to W.C. for bringing me that chuckle.ComradeJim270 said:
Here's a few more--
Ratchet: Hey, there's Dr. Nefarious. And that butler guy. And they've got Clank. Hey, how about that, they're holding you prisoner... I guess I should be feeling pretty stupid right now. I don't suppose there's any chance you're the evil Clank?
[Klunk giggles]
Ratchet: I thought not.
-Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal, PS2
LeChuck: Soon, I'll use this voodoo cannonball to send my significant other to the significant OTHERWORLD! Bwa, ha, ha. That'll show her how much I truly care.
-The Curse of Monkey Island, PC
The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
-Bad Dudes, NES
In Shenmue, Ryo (who's looking for the man who killed his father) has an amusing habit of walking up to random people and asking,
"About that day, did you see any men in black suits?"
"About that day, Did you see a black car?"
Nozomi: Christmas is already over.
Ryo: .......... yeah.
Nozomi: We didn't get to celebrate together.
Ryo: .......... yeah.
Nozomi: Stay with me....for a while.
Ryo: ................yeah.
Some more Engrish from Mega Man X6
"Eh? I... I felt it too... I felt Zero there." - Alia
"I could now create perfect and the strongest Reploids" - Gate
Zero explaining how he came recovered from getting both his legs blown off, and a giant friggin laser going through his chest in the last game:
"I hid myself while I tried to repair myself. I had to wait until I was healed."
"About that day, did you see any men in black suits?"
"About that day, Did you see a black car?"
Nozomi: Christmas is already over.
Ryo: .......... yeah.
Nozomi: We didn't get to celebrate together.
Ryo: .......... yeah.
Nozomi: Stay with me....for a while.
Ryo: ................yeah.
Some more Engrish from Mega Man X6
"Eh? I... I felt it too... I felt Zero there." - Alia
"I could now create perfect and the strongest Reploids" - Gate
Zero explaining how he came recovered from getting both his legs blown off, and a giant friggin laser going through his chest in the last game:
"I hid myself while I tried to repair myself. I had to wait until I was healed."
"My brother is a +12 Hackmaster!"
"You know, long time ago, I was like, a *Moonblade*."
"So, are we gonna kill something now?"
"Find someone rich, and kill them! Then find someone richer, and kill them, too! Hack and slash your way to fortune! Woohoo!"
- Lilarcor, Baldur's Gate 2.
"You know, long time ago, I was like, a *Moonblade*."
"So, are we gonna kill something now?"
"Find someone rich, and kill them! Then find someone richer, and kill them, too! Hack and slash your way to fortune! Woohoo!"
- Lilarcor, Baldur's Gate 2.
At End the end of halo 2
Sgt.johnson-What are you doing cheif?
Master chief-Sir I'm finishing this fight
EPIC!
Sgt.johnson-What are you doing cheif?
Master chief-Sir I'm finishing this fight
EPIC!
I can't believe that no one's quoted any of the Silent Hill games. Personally, my favorite is the exchange between Heather and Vincent in SH3
Vincent: I've seen you, the joy you take in squashing them.
Heather: What? You mean the monsters?
Vincent: They look like monsters to you? Interesting...
(Heather gets a look of horror on her face)
Vincent: I'm just kidding.
Also, most of the dialogue in Conker's Bad Fur Day is brilliant, and the ending is really terrific. Every line in Portal, and a lot of Psychonauts is pretty sublime, too.
Finally, just to nitpick, Duke's signature line, "I've come to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of gum," is not original. It's taken from the film "They Live" by John Carpenter. I love Duke, but you can't give the writers credit for that one, just for having good taste in sci-fi movies.
Vincent: I've seen you, the joy you take in squashing them.
Heather: What? You mean the monsters?
Vincent: They look like monsters to you? Interesting...
(Heather gets a look of horror on her face)
Vincent: I'm just kidding.
Also, most of the dialogue in Conker's Bad Fur Day is brilliant, and the ending is really terrific. Every line in Portal, and a lot of Psychonauts is pretty sublime, too.
Finally, just to nitpick, Duke's signature line, "I've come to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of gum," is not original. It's taken from the film "They Live" by John Carpenter. I love Duke, but you can't give the writers credit for that one, just for having good taste in sci-fi movies.
i think this one from blacksite covers what everyone thinks about the game
" blar blar blar warr warr warr just give me a gun"
" blar blar blar warr warr warr just give me a gun"