Favourite Lines From Video Games

[johnnyLupine]

some DOW stuff:
"nobs ready for bashing"-nobs upon being spawned
"do not mistake their simplicity for stupidity"-the Commander from the first DOW on orks.
"WHY ARENT WE KILLING YET!?!?!!"-korne bezerkers upon being spawned

fable
"doing some work down at orcherd farm are you? i knew that was your true calling"-Whisper to the nameless mute hero guy (aka "farmboy")

MGS1
"hurt me more snake"-cyborg ninja
antything mantis says in his intro


Mgs2
"i need sissors.sixtysix"

 

[vamp rocks]

Lois : "we made it! i cant believe we made it!!"

bill : "son we just made it across the street *lights cigar* dont start the party till were outta here"

- left 4 dead (may be few mistakes)

 

[Danglybits]

Psychonauts
Dogan about the squirrels, "They lied! They lied! and then they left.."
The government agents in the neighborhood level - any of them

FFVII
Barret after finding Vincent and hearing his story - "That's why you're sleeping in a box?!"

Speaking of boxes, Snake Eater, the entire conversation between Snake and Sigint about the box and how Snake's found the key to true happiness, like he belonged in the box. Sigint should come in the box, then he'll see was Snake means

More Snake Eater
When he puts on the Raiden mask and says, "This look should make me more popular." Major Zero: I wouldn't count on it but whatever.

The Heavy: Cry some more!

 

[The_Prophet]

Wrex in Mass Effect has a few.

You: Look there's no need for violence. Wrex: Why not?

ah yes, Wrex has some brilliant lines.

 

[DemonicDJ]

while standing over the dead body of their fallen comrade and staring down at dropped items "theres first aid over here"- left 4 dead

 

[Neonbob]

Cole's rant in the radio room in Gears 2.
"We gonna whoop yo momma's ASS! WOOO!"
Priceless.
Also, the "that's one...that's five motherf****ers!"

 

[Ace of Spades]

"The ice man cometh Sander... The ice man fucking cometh"
-the ice guy from BioShock
"Pick up that can"
-combine guard

 

[kiljoy712]

He looks like a bit of a dandy, but he's deadly with a blade!

from oblivion

 

[Jai galaar]

Morrowind: "Go ahead, outlander! What do you need?" ..not so much the line as the way it's said. If you played you'll understand. Maybe.

And GTA SA: "It's my moms, yo!"

I have a weakness for "we're watching you, scum."

 

[Jeebz]

Seeing as Im quite a fan of humor, these came to mind

You're gonna find out who took our cocaine, and then, I'm gonna kill them.
- Tommi Vercetti - Vice City

See I only got two eyes and on these streets you gotta have more than that. You gots to be like a fly on shit, you know, a hundred eyes everywhere!
- Jizzy B - San Andreas

I gotta go, im too hip to be around here.
- Mike Toreno

 

[llewgriff]

threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwg! - three dog - fallout 3

not clever, but it never gets old. Also *manly grunts* - the whole cast - GOW + GOW 2

 

[MiracleOfSound]

not clever, but it never gets old. Also *manly grunts* - the whole cast - GOW + GOW 2

haha, my missus could not stop laughing at how utterly homoerotic that game sounds!

 

[OddOzZy666]

"You got a jacked up notion of fair play pal, and it's beginning to piss me off" Nero DMC4
"Embrace your dreams, and protect your honour as SOLDIER" Zack, Crisis core FFVII

 

[Niyx]

Is that rigour mortise, or are you just happy to see me? - Female Undead, World of Warcraft

 

[Lost In The Void]

A quote from saints row 2

Spoiler: quote

This is our city. We do whatever the fuck we want to

 

[slipknot4]

In a small tank game
Private; "How many rounds does that gun have"
Swedish tanker; "36"
Private; "Does it take long time to reload?"
Swedish tanker; "If the ammo is gone before the enemy is you'd turn around and run like hell, no time to think about reloading"

 

[Moosey1245]

might not be exactly from a video game but is was filmed in one

R.V.B:

Caboose: Your a thing that babies suck on?
Tucker: No dude, that's a pedophile.
Church: Tucker. I think you mean a pacifier.
Tucker: Oh, yeah, i was way off.

this little bit always makes me laugh no matter how many times Ive heard it.

 

[Guerrilla1]

easily Gears of War 2. Ben Carmine-- "these helmets have a air filtration system, so you don't have to breath in the dust" Dom-- "ya but if I wore a helmet, I couldn't see snipers as easily" Marcus-- "Easy Dom"

any true gears fan would die laughing at this, I know I did

 

[Overlord Moo]

"No pit is complete without the Free Man climbing out of it!" - Half Life 2: Episode 2

Prolly a bunch from old Lucas Arts adventure games I can't remember right now.

And I second the Fallout intro!

You forgot "it is unfortunate that the Freeman's allows external harm"