Favourite movie quote
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Wash: This landing could get pretty interesting
Mal: Define interesting!
Wash: O God, O God, we're all gonna die
Mal: Define interesting!
Wash: O God, O God, we're all gonna die
"Because she's got a great ass, and you got your head all the way up in it!"
Who knows which movie this is?
Who knows which movie this is?
I'm afraid I haven't read the preceding 5 pages, so this might have already come up, but here goes:
"Son your ego is writing chequs your body can't cash"
and
"Yo homie, is that my briefcase?"
damn I just realized both these films have Tom Cruise in them...
"Son your ego is writing chequs your body can't cash"
and
"Yo homie, is that my briefcase?"
damn I just realized both these films have Tom Cruise in them...
oh i forget.
THIS ISS SPARRRTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS ISS SPARRRTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"what is that Vincent"
"this is a gun Sol"
"thats a fucking anti-aircraft gun"
-Snatch
"whats wrong with this one(caravan)?"
*breaks door trying to open it*
"oh nothing tommy its tip-top i just don't know about the colour"
-snatch
"this is a gun Sol"
"thats a fucking anti-aircraft gun"
-Snatch
"whats wrong with this one(caravan)?"
*breaks door trying to open it*
"oh nothing tommy its tip-top i just don't know about the colour"
-snatch
Wow, nobody's said Ezekiel 25:17 yet?
I'll also have to add Captain Koons' watch monologue, laughed for a good hour after that
There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been saying that shit for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a ************ 'fore I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think different. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.
I'll also have to add Captain Koons' watch monologue, laughed for a good hour after that
Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together for over five years. Hopefully, you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talking right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I'm talking to you, Butch. I got something for ya. [Holds up watch] This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first world war. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee, made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up until then, people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by Private Doughboy Ryan Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. This was your great-grandfather's war watch, and he wore it every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch and put it in an old coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War Two. Your great-granddad gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed along with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your grandfather was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch that it'd be confiscated; taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
"Take these three items: some WD-40, a vice grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone."
*makes the sign of the cross* "Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch."
"I confess that I have no desire to confess."
"You know, I knew you were a dipshit the first time I ever saw you."
"You just let her walk out right out with the Three Stooges. And you know why? 'Cause you're a big fat pussy. Well, I gotta go. Good day, pussycake."
(to a priest) "I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them everlasting life."
Gran Torino, most quotable movie next to Full Metal Jacket and Pulp Fiction. Difference is, nobody ever watched Gran Torino.
*makes the sign of the cross* "Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch."
"I confess that I have no desire to confess."
"You know, I knew you were a dipshit the first time I ever saw you."
"You just let her walk out right out with the Three Stooges. And you know why? 'Cause you're a big fat pussy. Well, I gotta go. Good day, pussycake."
(to a priest) "I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them everlasting life."
Gran Torino, most quotable movie next to Full Metal Jacket and Pulp Fiction. Difference is, nobody ever watched Gran Torino.
"A toast to our wonderful...abstaining...womanless...Fuhrer, who rose gloriously from apprentice painter to become the world's greatest battle strategist!...What? Isn't it true?... He's the great naval expert who took it upon himself, in his infinite wisdom, -How's it go again? ...Who's been showing that English bedwetter, that cigar-chomping asshole Churchill, where to go stick his cigars!" - Thompsen, Das Boot.
Hey I watched it and I loved it I was laughin more or less through the whole movie till the end i love this quote from EastwoodCrimsane said:
Walt Kowalski: [reading aloud from the newspaper] "Your birthday today, Daisy. This year you have to make a choice between two life paths. Second chances comes your way. Extraordinary events culminate in what might seem to be an anticlimax. Your lucky numbers are 84, 23, 11, 78, and 99. What a load of shit."
"D'yalikedags?"Sharpeye42 said:
"What?"
"Dags... d'yalikedags?"
"..."
My recent favorite is "Ever notice how every once in a while you come across somebody you shouldn't have fucked with?" *spits chew* "That's me."
Clint Eastwood is a bad, bad man. Gran Torino is a new classic.
This is your quote Properly told heheThe_Heretic said:
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
any ways:
Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill - Blade