Favourite quotes from Video games

[lRookiel]

There are many things that characters say in games that make us smile, laugh and love. Here is a selection of my favourites.

-"Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes YAGGHH!" - Minsc from Baldurs Gate.

-"See battle Boo? Run Boo run!" - Minsc from Baldurs gate.

-"This behaviour must not continue, Feel the burning stare of my Hamster and change your ways!" (Guess who :3)

- Pretty much anything the Orcs from 'Orcs must die!' say, some of it is quite funny.

-"STOP TOUCHING ME!" - Xzar from Baldurs gate. Yes I like Baldurs gate...

So escapists, now it's your turn, please do share your favourite Video game quotes. ^^

 

[JDLY]

Mine is a little conversation from ME2, the mission to acquire Thane to be specific.

Nassana Dantius: Shepard? I thought you were dead.

Shepard: I got better.

That is all

 

[BloatedGuppy]

"They say the old caretaker of this place went absolutely crazy. Chopped up his entire staff. Of robots. All of them robots...they say at night you can still hear the screams. Of their replicas. All of them functionally indistinguishable from the originals. No memory of the incident. Nobody knows what they're screaming about. Absolutely terrifying. Though obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way."

 

[lRookiel]

"They say the old caretaker of this place went absolutely crazy. Chopped up his entire staff. Of robots. All of them robots...they say at night you can still hear the screams. Of their replicas. All of them functionally indistinguishable from the originals. No memory of the incident. Nobody knows what they're screaming about. Absolutely terrifying. Though obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way."

Love it, Wheatley is a hero :3

Mine is a little conversation from ME2, the mission to acquire Thane to be specific.

Nassana Dantius: Shepard? I thought you were dead.

Shepard: I got better.

That is all

Wow thats a good one, I didn't notice that during my playthrough of ME2, nice one

 

[Grivahri]

"All your base are belong to us"

 

[Fappy]

Morrowind has some of my favorites-

"Wake up, you were dreaming. What's your name?"

"YOU ENWAAAAAAAAAH!"

"Perhaps someday you will end my life as well."

 

[Zhukov]

"You exist because we allow it. You will end because we demand it."

"Whereas you, Mister Marston, are a romantic desperately trying to be a cynic."

"You let people get close, just means they can use a shorter knife."

 

[Yuno Gasai]

?When you love something, never lose it. Understand, little one? You must keep it safe, close to your heart.? -- Bayonetta

 

[JDLY]

"You exist because we allow it. You will end because we demand it."

"Whereas you, Mister Marston, are a romantic desperately trying to be a cynic."

"You let people get close, just means they can use a shorter knife."

I instantly knew 2 of those.

1.Sovereign
2. I don't know
3. Jack from ME2

(I play a lot of Mass Effect)

Speaking of which:

The measure of an individual can be difficult to discern by actions alone
-Thane Krios

 

[Qitz]

"You exist because we allow it. You will end because we demand it."

"Whereas you, Mister Marston, are a romantic desperately trying to be a cynic."

"You let people get close, just means they can use a shorter knife."

I instantly knew 2 of those.

1.Sovereign
2. I don't know
3. Jack from ME2

(I play a lot of Mass Effect)

Speaking of which:

The measure of an individual can be difficult to discern by actions alone
-Thane Krios

#2 is Red Dead Redemption.

"You speak of Justice? Of Cowardice? I'll will show you the Justice of the grave, and the true meaning, of Fear."

Wut u want? Sometig need doing? ME NOT DAT KIN DA ORC!!

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

Stay a while and listen.

OY! Don't touch my drink, or I'll bore a hole into your skull with my thumb.

 

[Zenron]

"Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for quite a lot longer, and it's *not* out of the question that you might have a *very* minor case of serious brain damage! But don't be alarmed, all right? Uh, although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage."

"Oh, Hi. So How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!
[claps slowly three times]
Oh, good. My slow-clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that. Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere... Well, we are going somewhere. Alarmingly fast, actually. But since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts. He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility."

Portal in general is just so quotable.

 

[Durgiun]

Postal Dude:
*shoots* That one's for your mother. *Shoots* That one's for the Pope. *Shoots* That one's for Bobo the Space Monkey. *Shoots* That one's 'cause I have ammo left in my gun. *Shoots* That one's cause I can.

 

[DanteLives]

Any of Montes's outbursts whenever a grenade is near him. It's so funny because he's so scared of a grenade but he doesn't get killed by it.

 

[withoutnumbers]

"I'm sure you boys didn't just tag along so we could sing Kumbiya together at some boyscout bonfire ... then again, maybe you did." Oh Leon. You ... Idiot. That line always cracks my sh*t up.

 

[Smertnik]

Look at that woman's breasts, they're large.

 

[Popadoo]

[In response to being asked if he would miss the spaceship with the bomb.]
''...I wont.''
I'm not a big Halo fan, but that line is THE best in terms of badassery.

 

[DoPo]

Well I do write down quotes...or at least I used to, I'll have to start doing it again.

"When coincidence seems too convenient, I prefer to call it fate."
-- Kain "Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain"

"Malek: Vengeance! Vengeance for my eternity of suffering!
Vorador: Whelp! As if you knew what eternity was! Grovel before your true master."
-- "Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain"

"But suppose you throw a coin enough times...
...suppose one day, it lands on its edge."
-- Kain, "Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver 2"

"Sarafan Raziel: You?re a righteous fiend, aren?t you?
Raziel: Apparently I am."
-- "Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver 2"

"I bet I can transplant the brain of a duck into the body of a marketing manager...but what would be the point."
-- Caleb, "Blood"

"Too stubborn to quit, too stupid to die."
-- "Blood 2: The Chosen"

"What're you gonna do? Bleed on me?"
-- Caleb, "Blood 2: the Chosen"

"Sniper rifle - for when you wanna reach out and touch someone...like, blow their head off."
-- Caleb, "Blood 2: The Chosen"

"I. Am. Pain."
-- Ishmael, "Blood 2: The Chosen"

"Death - the only cure I know for being stupid"
-- Ishmael, "Blood 2: The Chosen"

"No, you stop!"
-- Malkavian PC, "Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines"

"No shirt can contain the awesomeness that is Cthulhu"
-- Cthulhu, "Cthulhu Saves the World"

"We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead."
--Portal, "Still Alive" (technically it is a quote from the game)

 

[teqrevisited]

You spoony bard! - Tellah, FF IV.

The forests of Timber sure have changed // But the owls are still around. - Watts & Squall, FF VIII

Yes...Power shifts more quickly than some people think. - Kane after shooting Seth, C&C.

I am the lucid dream. The monster in your nightmares. The fiend of a thousand faces. Cower before my true form! Bow down before the god of death! - Sara/Yogg-saron, WoW.

You have faced many challenges! Pity they were all in vain! Soon your people will kneel to MY LORD! // My lord will be... the end of you all... - Vazruden the Herald, WoW.

I have seen worlds bathed in the Makers' flames. Their denizens fading without so much as a whimper. Entire planetary systems born and raised in the time that it takes your mortal hearts to beat once. Yet all throughout, my own heart, devoid of emotion... of empathy. I... have... felt... NOTHING! A million, million lives wasted. Had they all held within them your tenacity? Had they all loved life as you do? - Algalon the Observer, WoW.

There are many, many more. Last mention goes to the first briefing for the Human campaign in Warcraft 2:Tides of Darkness. I know that damn thing off by heart.