Favourite words/phrases for being drunk?

[Andy Shandy]

I was listening to Off The Ball - a Scottish Football radio show - and one of the topics was for people to text or email in with people's favourite words and phrases for being drunk. So I thought it would make a good idea for The Escapist.

So, what are some of your favourite words for being drunk?

Personally, I like

Blootered
Plastered
Completely Rat-arsed

 

[Rose and Thorn]

I like zonked, but realistically my favorite word for being drunk is drunk.

I get called "tipsy" sometimes, thats cute, I guess.

I like to call getting drunk, "becoming enlightened". Huh huh? Pretty good am I right?

 

[Lynx]

Buzzed, pissed (British), and sh*tfaced!

 

[Colour Scientist]

Pissed, hammered, half cut, shitfaced and, of course, "off his/her face".

 

[PteraZachTyl]

Kind of sad that people favor terms for being inebriated, if I can be honest.

 

[hazabaza1]

Kind of sad that people favor terms for being inebriated, if I can be honest.

OT: I did always like smashed.

 

[Powereaver]

Pissed,Sloshed,Hammered,Wasted,Blitzed,Drunk as a Skunk!,Teetotaller,Boozed! .. thats off the top of my head

 

[JaceArveduin]

You've muddled your wits!

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

I'm a slightly posh British student. I make up my own favorite drunk slang.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=F2hyB_Eg6q8

 

[Nightly Rabi]

I'd say 'fucked' not entirely original perhaps. But my favourite.

 

[Colour Scientist]

That's so brilliant. I'm going to sing that at the next Buzzkillington I encounter. Unfortunately, my voice isn't as refined as his.

 

[The Wykydtron]

Rat-arsed and shitfaced are my personal favourites, not that I ever drink alcohol personally. I just find the random names for being totally wasted hilarious ^^

Oh and off his/her tits. Lol.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

All the best ones have been taken, so I guess I'll add legless to the list.

 

[Athol]

Beerer. As in 'I'm sucking at pool right now, I need to be beerer.' (Me and my friends have a theory: The more beer we consume, the better we get at pool.)

 

[Elate]

Inebriated, because trying to say that when hella drunk is fun as hell.