Feed Dump: Cher the Menagerie

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Give me a moment to add 'Ferret Bolas' to my list of ideas for Rodents of Mass Destruction.

Quake in fear mortals!

RMDs? I don't think they exist.

That's what the UN thinks...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Pass me that gun Cam...

Ferret dogs?

And I love it when Kathleen hosts.

 

[CriticalMiss]

Rawr, Kathlion!

I wouldn't mind having a ferret impersonating a dog, I'd be outraged if someone sold me a poodle stretched in to the shape of a ferret though. That's just not on.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Ok I agreed that the Poodle ferret but none the less it must of been awful for those two rodents to be alter likethat.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305310/Man-gets-shock-toy-poodles-turn-GIANT-RODENTS-steroids.html

 

[unacomn]

Oh man, the ferret throwing into a schoolyard. That was so despicably and randomly funny that I can't stop laughing.

 

[ritchards]

Jesus Christ! It's a lion! Get in the car!

(Yeah, I'm on the cutting edge of meme references...)

 

[XMark]

Oh no! A lion has taken feed dump from the Starks!

 

[Vie]

You may also be interested to hear that "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead*" is currently No.10 in the UK charts in celebration of Thatchers death. I wonder how high it'll get?


* Yes, that song, the one from the Wizard of Oz.

 

[Shinsei-J]

Cam and Beej.
My new Feed Dump dream team, just beating Alex and James by a very small margin.
It's the perfect storm of snark, apathy and confusion.

 

[AngelSword]

"This shit is so cash."

I'm unfamiliar with the type of thing I'm hearing. Is that a thing?

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

HOLY SHIT! I CALL MY FERRET A TUBERAT AND SO DID THEY ARGLEFLARGLEBARGLE
awesome.

also, my ferret is best ferret. Fuck your steroid weasels

 

[Username Redacted]

'Ferret Boomerang' is the name for my 'Men at Work' cover band. Or at least it will be once I form a 'Men at Work' cover band.

 

[Treaos Serrare]

I love Kathleen's line at the end "other sources of news that advocate you throwing a hulked out tube rat into a group of children who have not yet developed the proper fear response for that situation" fucking priceless

 

[The Random One]

Kathleen on the lead? The monkeys are running the circus, and they're doing a better job at it.

 

[Don Reba]

Graham has been replaced. So long!

 

[SlightlyEvil]

"There may be other sources of news that advocate you throwing a hulked out tube rat into a group of children who have not yet developed the proper fear response for that situation"

Fox News?

Or, I suppose, Ferret News?

 

[Basement Cat]

Looking at Kathleen's tablet I kept thinking "yellow companion cube--yellow companion cube--yellow companion cube".

I grew up listening to "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves" so now I've got that song stuck in my head.

A tortoise escape isn't news?!? They'd have to comb the entire lobby to find that thing!!!

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Okay, "meat tornado" sent soda up my nose. Now I'm half-drowned and so is my keybaord.

Cam, you have made a sleepy orange powerful enemy today!

..Where do I buy steroid-fueled ferrets?

Argentina, apparently. How you'd get one from Argentina to Victoria, Canada to exact your revenge I'm not sure. I know people travel with pets, but as far as I know that doesn't include steroid-fuelled rodent death.

 

[leviadragon99]

Wow, Cam and Beej on the same couch just have awesome chemistry, right from the autotune back and forth...

Also, meat tornado and ferret bola... Cam is way too good at thinking up uses for steroid-fuelled ferrets.