Feed Dump: Child Protective Services

[leviadragon99]

Appropriate title, a lot of child abuse stories today...

 

[Formica Archonis]

The news that the kid (who I will refer to as Little Hitler)

Why did you have to say that just when shuffle tripped across an odd part of my music library? Now a song called "Little Hitler" is assembling itself in my head to the tune of "Rubber Ducky"! Argh!

 

[Capricious]

So being named Hitler is worse than being named after a disease of any sort.

 

[orangeapples]

For worst name I nominate Saddam Adolf Lucifer Stalin Bin Laden III

The reason is because Stalin and Bin Laden rhyme. rhyming names is perhaps the words thing you can do to a kid.

For best name I nominate Mario Luigi. Somebody I met in school. That is his first name. I don't want to put his last name because you can google him and he comes up and I don't want to put that on him...

 

[empirialtank]

anybody else notice that Graham was wearing a shirt with the "Nope" tf2 obama poster on it?

reference link: http://www.halolz.com/2010/06/

does this mean that Graham is secretly a republican? or maybe he just loves that avi.

Another link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

 

[tehweave]

So... I don't know who that girl is... but that Decepticon necklace around her neck tells me I want to marry her.

Her name is Ash. She is awesome. She's done LRR stuff since the beginning.

Also, more Ash is always a good thing.

Double Hitler!

Yeah, you can't get worse than naming your child Hitler... Unless it's Osama Saddam Hitler, nicknamed Stalin.

 

[Draconalis]

You say that now, but then she'll turn into a spider or something.

Oh gods!

A spider would be the worst day!

Now all I can think of are the Pretenders which were Transformers hiding in the shell of a human somehow.

 

[soh45400]

Kal-El is actually a bad name, you name someone that and then what if they can't live up to it?
Imagine hearing in school "hay Superman, you got an F" or at work "Please don't fry me with you laser eyes, but I was told to tell you that you are fired".

 

[crotalidian]

NOw you see with the Hitler Hitler-Hitler name I feel like you get out of that by growing long hair taking steroids and prancing around in speedos and knee high boots for a living and refer to yourself as HHH...

My submission for worst name would have to be using very male names for a girl and vice versa

Miss Malcom Campbell
or Dave
or go white douchey male with Thaddeus

Mr Petunia Campbell
or Emily
Gertrude?

But Offensive words is pretty bad too
priviliged white kid with the N-bomb for his first name?

 

[Something Amyss]

Child Protective Services, protecting children from a poor choice in names since its inception.

on the "worse than Hitler" front, isn't his sister named "Aryan Nation Campbell" or something like that? I sorta thing that's worse. Like, at least "Adolph" and "Hitler" are names.

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

Worse than Hitler? Easy,

just name the kid one of the following--Didn't Pullout Campbell, Mistake Campbell, Pol Pot Campbell, or finally Threesome with Satan and Hitler Campbell.

 

[Tharwen]

Make Kathleen Caramelldanse in that hat!

Can Caramelldansen be verb-ified? I hope so.

 

[Covarr]

Worst-dressed city in the US, out of... fewer cities than there are states. Nice job, way to have an adequate sample size.

P.S. Thanks

 

[Macgyvercas]

All I really noticed was the Innistrad poster in the background.

/magicnerd

Make Kathleen Caramelldanse in that hat!

Can Caramelldansen be verb-ified? I hope so.

Dude, even if it can't, you just did, so it is.

 

[Formica Archonis]

Oh gods!

A spider would be the worst day!

Wow. I was more going for a Blackarachnia thing (Predacon, Decepticon, whatever). Didn't mean to trip some sort of... severe dislike reaction there.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Does that bunny hood make you run faster?

Nah, Gonorrhea Jones would win what contest. Which isn't really winning, when you think about it. And can CPS really take the kid away for such things? Do they have to rename him? Or do they just force the parents to name him something else?

 

[Draconalis]

Wow. I was more going for a Blackarachnia thing (Predacon, Decepticon, whatever). Didn't mean to trip some sort of... severe dislike reaction there.

Yeah... I can thank my grandmother for a healthy dose of arachnophobia.

Everywhere I wasn't supposed to be a spider was waiting to get me.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

"I-Will-Shit-In Your-Coffee McButtface of the Glaswegian McButtfaces.

It's either that or "Major Major Major Major" from Catch 22.

 

[JenSeven]

Worse names than Adolf Hitler? Sure that is easy.

Just name your child "rapist" and his life is basically over, "retard" also works.