Feed Dump: Child Protective Services

[ritchards]

Nice necklace Ash!

But no cat helicopter story? Come on!

 

[Draconalis]

So... I don't know who that girl is... but that Decepticon necklace around her neck tells me I want to marry her.

Spoiler: Oooooooh yeeeaaah..... I wanna marry this chick. Or at the very least, be friends with her.

 

[vrbtny]

Ash is gorgeous, even if she has no lips..... but, still. I would totally go for a coffee with her.... or whatever it is kids do these day.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Im trying to decide if the waterballoon man is worse than Mike Mulberry, but im not quite sure.

 

[Arfonious]

Someone needs to make a gif of Graham dancing with the bunny hat on

 

[matsugawa]

Ash is sporting the Baroness' evil/sexy librarian look and is wearing a Decepticon pendant. I think I need to be by myself for a while (except for Ash, lords above willing).

 

[Zulnam]

Pretty funny episode, fellas, but I gotta say, you could've left out the last kid's name. Not saying you did anything bad, but it's more funny, for me at least, when these people (especially the "victims") are anonymous. You know, to protect their privacy and not spread a stupid story on their behalf.

Just my thoughts.

 

[Hitchmeister]

It is all about Penn Jillette's daughter's name: Moxie Crimefighter Jillette

Or Kevin Smith's daughter, who was embarrassed at the thought of people seeing her father in public in Batman boxer shorts, so he had to point out that everyone already realizes that Harley Quinn Smith's father is a comic book nerd.

Well we can't discount Frank Zappa's kid: Moon Unit.

She probably looks at her brother* and gives thanks for being named Moon Unit.


*Dweezil (Although I just read the hospital refused to go along with that and Frank had to settle for "Ian Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa" on the brith certificate.)

 

[Assassin Xaero]

My sister's friend just had a baby in the past few weeks, and she named it Skyrim. I am not kidding, it is really that stupid.

 

[James_LRR]

Pretty funny episode, fellas, but I gotta say, you could've left out the last kid's name. Not saying you did anything bad, but it's more funny, for me at least, when these people (especially the "victims") are anonymous. You know, to protect their privacy and not spread a stupid story on their behalf.

Just my thoughts.

That's fair, but the story is all over the net. Sorry if it bugged you.

 

[Graham_LRR]

^^^^^

That was me. Apparently James was logged in. Oops.

 

[Fr33Lanc3r.007]

The worst name would really depend on your last name......I've been told that I'm never allowed to name any of my future Daughters 'Sky' (or variants) - my last name is Larkin.

 

[Callate]

Whereas "Ash Vickers" sounds like the bad-ass engineer who designed the weapon that defeated the alien menace of 2085, or the character who shows up at the eleventh hour, beats up all the bad guys, and asks the heroes why they're being such a bunch of wusses.

 

[The Random One]

Hitler Hitler-Hitler? I hardly knew 'er!

 

[duchaked]

read about the 19 year old mom leaving her baby on the roof of her car online
and then smoking MORE weed

smh...

 

[captaincabbage]

Okay, whoever you are Ash Vickers, DO MORE FEED DUMP! You're hilarious!

 

[Formica Archonis]

^^^^^

That was me. Apparently James was logged in. Oops.

And you didn't take the time to post DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS? I'm simultaneously very proud of you and slightly disappoint.



Unfortunately, in my quest for finding a worse name than "Hitler", I went straight for the the sub-basement at the bottom of the barrel: FATAL.

I quickly realized that while I had several good contenders for going against Hitler, I can't rightly post them. Because they're all that fucked-up (and probably against the forum rules)....

 

[Naturality]

I think the worst part about 'Hitler Hitler-Hitler' is the way it fits uncomfortably well with the rhythm of the 'dreidel dreidel dreidel' song.

(Not pronouncing the hyphen)

 

[DuelLadyS]

Pretty sure I read about someone naming their daughter Chlamydia... that's a contender right there.

 

[Fat Hippo]

How about Adolf Joseph Stalin Hitler?

OT: In all honesty, I can see why the name Adolf Hitler would be most terrible for a kid these days, but to be taken by child services for it? Bit far, imo.

Needs more terrible dictators:

Adolf Joseph Idi Kim Jong-il Amin Stalin Hitler.

Of course, one could take this even further.