Feed Dump: Emo Hair & Other Poop

[0_Insomnis_0]

I was Mason before it was cool. 18 years ago.

 

[penthesilea180]

Was that sound at the end someone flushing a toilet upstairs, or were they cooking bacon?

 

[Idlemessiah]

Was that sound at the end someone flushing a toilet upstairs, or were they cooking bacon?

If that wasn't the toilet, then thats some VERY greasy bacon.

Also; "ooh ee ooh ahah, ting tang walla walla bing bang!" Ah childhood ^_^

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Graham's face at the end, while the pipes were moving water about. Oh man, did I almost die of laughter.

I was Mason before it was cool. 18 years ago.

Pssh. I was into Mason before that. I don't know any persons named Mason, but I am, and always have been, fond of mortar and it's associated elements.

 

[Hitchmeister]

I thought it was a shower. Now the mystery must be solved. What WAS the water sound at the end?

I always associate the name Mason with Mason Reese from TV commercials. But if you're not as old as me, you probably don't remember him.

 

[cricket chirps]

That was a perfectly topical opening.

I now have to go start a new witch doctor character and start typing that song into chat and say im charging my spells.

 

[cricket chirps]

I want to know how many people mistakenly thought the Jaws line was in reference to the shark.

Atleast one person mistook that reference....and then read your comment, realised what the reference was and felt like a moron. Thanks

 

[Hungry Donner]

I wonder if that diamond would be less in valve since it has been inside of a person and was coved in feces unless they don't tell that to the possible buyer?

Swallowing diamonds it a time-honored part of cat-burglary, and it's quite possible being part of a caper increases its value. (At least, after its washed.)

I want to know how many people mistakenly thought the Jaws line was in reference to the shark.

Atleast one person mistook that reference....and then read your comment, realised what the reference was and felt like a moron. Thanks

The internet does have its strengths.

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

I got the Bond villain reference, who hasn't seen Moonraker. Also, at the end, I thought that was a toilet. Did... did the police need to use your toilet to get the diamond back?

 

[Hexenwolf]

I had to actually pause and groan and just sit for a moment at hearing both that Bryella is a name, and that there is a show called Jerseylicious. Just... ...

 

[praetor_alpha]

Meh, Escapist has a story on the emo hair now.

And no one else that I've heard of has my brother's name. Hasn't been popular since the Chaldeans.

 

[The Random One]

I'm naming my child Prahames. Even if she's a girl.

Prahamattheslyn. (Hey the leprechaun that was here just disappeared.)

Also, I'm not sure if CoD players breeding or reality TV fans breeding are the worse choice, really.

Graham's face at the end, while the pipes were moving water about. Oh man, did I almost die of laughter.

I was Mason before it was cool. 18 years ago.

Pssh. I was into Mason before that. I don't know any persons named Mason, but I am, and always have been, fond of mortar and it's associated elements.

Well I am a Freemason, so I've liked Mason since- well, if I told you, you'd be found dead the next morning and the police would eventually chalk it up to autoerotic asfixiation, so you don't really want to hear.

 

[AvsJoe]

Yes! Sweet yes! Another story from my fucked-up corner of the universe. Like I've said before, it's like we people of Windsor are trying to get featured on Feed Dump.

 

[Lord Hosk]

I thought it was a shower. Now the mystery must be solved. What WAS the water sound at the end?

There is a bathroom on the second level of the Moonbase, the sewer line runs through the studio area.

Also that hat is very lucky, the other one is luckier but I don't talk about that one. but I have to say, its a repeat hat.

 

[ThunderCavalier]

Briella sounds like the name of a line of cleaning supplies.

Also, is this the first time a story in the video has also appeared in the Escapist news section?

No, there was also this one time when a Feed Dump story aired in tandem with the related Escapist news story about a Hooters vampire [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/112924-Face-Chomping-Vampire-Attacks-Geriatric-At-Hooters].

Also, "We are currently monitoring his bowel movements."

There should never be a time when that can be said with any real seriousness. There... honestly shouldn't be.

 

[Robot Number V]

I'm so glad I went back and watched the bit after the credits. Graham's face is amazing.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

I'm naming my child Prahames. Even if she's a girl.

Prahamattheslyn. (Hey the leprechaun that was here just disappeared.)

Also, I'm not sure if CoD players breeding or reality TV fans breeding are the worse choice, really.

Graham's face at the end, while the pipes were moving water about. Oh man, did I almost die of laughter.

I was Mason before it was cool. 18 years ago.

Pssh. I was into Mason before that. I don't know any persons named Mason, but I am, and always have been, fond of mortar and it's associated elements.

Well I am a Freemason, so I've liked Mason since- well, if I told you, you'd be found dead the next morning and the police would eventually chalk it up to autoerotic asfixiation, so you don't really want to hear.

Freemason, eh? So that's what really happened to David Carradine! Oh, and I need some help redoing my patio, you up to the task? I was gonna hire someone, but since you're free...I'll throw in grilled meats with sides, beer, and freedom from conspiracy. What say you?

 

[LadyRhian]

I am waiting for the thief to claim that no, he just really bore down that hard when he was pooping that some of his crap turned into a diamond. Crapdiamonds!

 

[Lancer873]

Briella sounds like the name of a line of cleaning supplies.

Also, is this the first time a story in the video has also appeared in the Escapist news section?

No, there was also this one time when a Feed Dump story aired in tandem with the related Escapist news story about a Hooters vampire [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/112924-Face-Chomping-Vampire-Attacks-Geriatric-At-Hooters].

Also, "We are currently monitoring his bowel movements."

There should never be a time when that can be said with any real seriousness. There... honestly shouldn't be.

Thank you! I remembered there being one before but I couldn't remember what news story it was. That would've killed me.

OT: So who was the previous owner of that hat then? I'd imagine it's someone who sent it in.