Feed Dump: Firefighters, Drunk Pigs and UFOs

[Graham_LRR]

Firefighters, Drunk Pigs and UFOs

Pour one out for the stupid people. So many stupid people.

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[wizzerd229]

ACK! Its Ash, Cameron, and Kathleen! YAY! When I first heard that pig story, I passed out.

 

[ShirowShirow]

Oh wow this was one of, if not the best one yet. Everyone played off each other so well.

 

[Kristian Fischer]

You guys need to fire Graham and Paul. Things go much better without them.
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I'm kidding.

 

[Tombsite]

One of the funniest yet. Great job guys!

 

[-Dragmire-]

You know, cooked and seasoned pumpkin seeds are pretty awesome. Can't name any other good pumpkin related foods though.

 

[ritchards]

I love the drinking running gag! Go Ash!

 

[Imp_Emissary]

You know, cooked and seasoned pumpkin seeds are pretty awesome. Can't name any other good pumpkin related foods though.

Pumpkin Pie? It's the only pie I actually like.

As others have said, you all did really well today. Ash, and Cam's reaction to the toaster news was particularly good.
xD The pig story didn't even need more jokes.

 

[Slash2x]

NEED MORE ASH! Seriously always nice to see her pop in for a visit.

I love me some Pumpkin, NOT that fake shit they seem to put in everything REAL pumpkin like pie or cookies or even mash.
I know the feeling with that coffee though, "maybe this sip will not taste like spiced ass.... NOPE!"

 

[-Dragmire-]

You know, cooked and seasoned pumpkin seeds are pretty awesome. Can't name any other good pumpkin related foods though.

Pumpkin Pie? It's the only pie I actually like.

Was going to mention that but I'm not big on pies(In fact, I've yet to have one I enjoy. I've tried apple, blueberry and pumpkin pie).

 

[Imp_Emissary]

"Mash" I see what you did there Cam.
You ruined the kipper joke but I'll find something...

You know, cooked and seasoned pumpkin seeds are pretty awesome. Can't name any other good pumpkin related foods though.

Pumpkin Pie? It's the only pie I actually like.

As others have said, you all did really well today. Ash, and Cam's reaction to the toaster news was particularly good.
xD The pig story didn't even need more jokes.

I heard that once, Swino got so drunk he started stripping
Once
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7GInlfrGRRA/TMSbLxi-Q6I/AAAAAAAAAiI/_941imiWDys/s1600/Turkey+Roulade+041.jpg

On the one hand; xD Ha! Funny little joke.

On the other hand; now I am hungry for bacon.

And on the last hand; now bacon has been made a little sad.

 

[Don Reba]

Pumpkin Pie? It's the only pie I actually like.

Was going to mention that but I'm not big on pies(In fact, I've yet to have one I enjoy. I've tried apple, blueberry and pumpkin pie).

These posters must be aliens doing a really bad job at trying to pass off for humans. Humans like pie!

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Drinking and getting into fights with cattle: so Australian even the pigs do it.

"Mash" I see what you did there Cam.
You ruined the kipper joke but I'll find something...

You know, cooked and seasoned pumpkin seeds are pretty awesome. Can't name any other good pumpkin related foods though.

Pumpkin Pie? It's the only pie I actually like.

As others have said, you all did really well today. Ash, and Cam's reaction to the toaster news was particularly good.
xD The pig story didn't even need more jokes.

I heard that once, Swino got so drunk he started stripping
Once
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7GInlfrGRRA/TMSbLxi-Q6I/AAAAAAAAAiI/_941imiWDys/s1600/Turkey+Roulade+041.jpg

The strippers union would like to have a word with you. They apparently don't like getting compared to meat.

 

[-Dragmire-]

Pumpkin Pie? It's the only pie I actually like.

Was going to mention that but I'm not big on pies(In fact, I've yet to have one I enjoy. I've tried apple, blueberry and pumpkin pie).

These posters must be aliens doing a really bad job at trying to pass off for humans. Humans like pie!

I joined the pubclub so I don't have to pass for human~!

Tis hard being a pie-ist.

 

[scw55]

Many fart references? Are we watching a cH version of Feed Dump and Kickstarter?

 

[Nazmazh]

I'm sure it's been said before, but a Feed Dump/WTFIWWY crossover for DesertBus would be magical.

 

[Something Amyss]

Why oh why do guys find it necessary to stick their dicks in so many inhospitable things?

I'm sure it's been said before, but a Feed Dump/WTFIWWY crossover for DesertBus would be magical.

Only if Tara is gagged.

 

[AkaDad]

Why oh why do guys find it necessary to stick their dicks in so many inhospitable things?

Alcohol. Well, at least that's my excuse.

 

[Don Reba]

This is brilliant:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/firefighters-rescue-mans-penis-toaster-2346520

In the last three years the capital?s fire crews have been called out to:

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  [li] 18 incidents involving children with their heads stuck in potties or toilet seats[/li]
  [li] Five incidents involving people?s hands being stuck in shredders[/li]
  [li] 79 incidents involving people being trapped in handcuffs[/li]
  [li] Nine instances of men with rings stuck on their penises[/li]
  [li] Four incidents where people had their hands stuck in blenders[/li]
  [li] 17 incidents involving children with their fingers stuck in toys, including one with Lego stuck on his finger.[/li]

in the past, the LFB has been called out to:

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  [li] A man with his penis stuck in a toaster[/li]
  [li] A man with his arm stuck in a Portaloo[/li]
  [li] A child with its hand trapped in a sweet machine[/li]
  [li] A child with its head trapped in an ironing board[/li]
  [li] An adult stuck in a child?s toy car[/li]
  [li] A child with its head stuck in a massage chair[/li]
  [li] A child with its foot stuck in a brass vase[/li]
  [li] Someone with a test tube stuck on their finger[/li]
  [li] A child with a tambourine stuck on its head[/li]
  [li] A man with a sewing machine needle stuck in his finger.[/li]