Feed Dump: Good News for Stoners

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kailus13 said:
What does Kathleen think The Chunt is a name for?

I think stoners would just go to a 24-hour store. That way they can get soda and crappy preservative filled cupcakes.

"Do you need cupcakes at 4am?" Yes Graham, always. Unless muffins are available.

I was gonna make a joke about vibrator vending machines but I think they have those in Japan as well.
Out of curiosity, I googled "vibrator vending machine"(cause, you know, why not) and apparently they're not that odd.

http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/UK_vending_machines_begin_selling_sex_toys
 

Tim Chuma

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Jul 9, 2010
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Marijuana-infused food stuffs are good for people who have health issues that prevent them smoking it or are not smokers themselves. Bongs STINK and mixing it with tabacco is a cancer risk.

Whatever happened to the automat? You used to be able to get full meals.
 

GamemasterAnthony

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Squeeky and the Chunt sounds like a buddy cop movie, to be honest.

Marijuana laced pizza? Never thought you could get high from deep dish.

BTW...just to give you a fair warning: If you see the cupcake vending machine being loaded by a pink pony with a REALLY crazed look on her face, don't partake of that machine. Just saying.

CAPTCHA: uu dd lr lr ba

You forgot START, damn you!!!
 

Zipa

batlh bIHeghjaj.
Dec 19, 2010
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This was the best Feed Dump in a long time, we need more Beej and Kathleen. (stoned or otherwise)
 

Tireseas_v1legacy

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GamemasterAnthony said:
Squeeky and the Chunt sounds like a buddy cop movie, to be honest.
A stoner buddy cop movie...

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[Both on police barracks couch slouched in standard stoner position, both slightly slurring words]

Chunt: Heya Squeeky, I think we should go out to that quintuple homicide already...

Squeeky: I dunno. I just got comfortable, and that pizza's suppose to be here in an hour. You're going to pay for that by the way, right C--t?

Chunt: Nah, I'll charge it to the station... And you forgot the 'h' again.

Squeeky: Oh, sorry dude... heh, heh... "c--t"

[Chunt and Squeeky giggle until their THC-laced pizza arrives]

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Police secretary: Why do we have them on the force?

Police Chief: Because they're the best damn homicide detectives we have... And I get my stash from them ever since we got the guy in cell block C.
 

Overlordjack

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Jul 14, 2010
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Squeeky:
Gee, Chunt, what do ya wanna do tonight?

The Chunt:
Same thing we do every night, Squeeky, try to smoke out the world!
 

Miral

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Wait, wait. THC laced pizzas.... from vending machines!

I gotta write this down. We'll be MILLIONAIRES!