Feed Dump: No Foot For You

[-Dragmire-]

Lol, Canada. Door to door to sell drugs...

Half switchblade, half brass knuckles? I want to see a picture.

And now I need to find my uniform to tell you the details... :/

Well, when the door to door vacuum salesman found themselves out of work some decided to adapt in order to survive.

The other, more boring people, became mail people and Jehovah's Witnesses.

I had a pic of the knuckle-blade thing near the top of the page in case you missed it.

 

[ECasThat]

Also...if that one video I saw on YouTube (which I cannot find for some reason...help me, guys) was correct, I'm pretty sure the guy that cut off his foot was trying to get a flying car.

Found it!
OT: That Mask looks like something out of a wrestler's acid trip. @ _ @

 

[Kenjitsuka]

That hat looked a lot like Anonymous!
On a related note; yay for the SNES bazooka zapper thing cameo!!!

 

[Dominic Burchnall]

Okay, three points;

1. Scary guy is actually awesome as hell. He came and did an assembly at my secondary school about 5 years ago, and yeah at first we thought the teachers had finally lost patience and were going to have us all killed, but he is a really cool guy. His challenge whenever he goes to a school or gives a presentation, is to, for one week, not call anyone by a name that is not there own, and do not say a mean-spirited or derisive thing about another human on the planet. He's been going for 11 years.

2. I think the weapon that the cops were referring to is called a "Trench spike". It was invented in World War One for close quarter trench fighting, hence the name. I don't know how to add pictures, so here is a link;
http://www.knife-depot.com/images/product/c4/304918.jpg
Designs vary, but this is a pretty good standard model.

3. Love the mask.

 

[weirdee]

I had imagined the knuckleblade to look more like a wolverine-style contraption. It seems more logical to me that way.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Scouts of Canada? Hahaha...So silly. Did the article say anything about how many people bought before he was caught?

 

[BoredRolePlayer]

Ok Graham I want that hat so I can screw with the church people who protests the clubs downtown

Edit:Also were the hell is Ron Dewings? I love that fucker.

 

[ace_of_something]

the Scary Guy has got to be pushing 50 or more. He spoke at my high school and that was 15 years ago. All I remember was how he looked, his name, and that he mostly talked about people assuming things about him based on the tats.

 

[magicaxis]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4190%2BzQNaIL.jpg

 

[-Dragmire-]

Had to look it up...

Spoiler: half brass knuckles and half switchblade

Kind of cool but it looks like there's a lot of potential to hurt yourself.

I'll take 10 of those. Also, do they have a V For Vendetta style sheath to go with those?

Before that they need a better name, Spring Assisted Brass Knuckle Folding Knife Switchblade is just too wordy.

In fixed-blade form, this has been around for some time; in World War I the M1918 trench knife was issued to many U.S. troops.

Interesting, I like how the M1917 Trench Knife is called the Knuckle Duster.

I don't think the M1918 had a special name of it's own, though to be honest, I didn't look very far into it.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

And here I was thinking that patch symbolized you killed a polar bear -- the more you know.

Why would he get a patch for every day life here in Canada?

 

[MightyLB]

Question 1: Whose scouting uniform is that?
Question 2: Did Graham get that ski mask from the King of All Cosmos?

 

[leviadragon99]

Huh, personally I'd have thought that mask would impair your vision too much to actually wear skiing.

And that brass-knuckles/switchblade thing.. I'm assuming the blade is concealed either within the inner grip or the outer striking surface?

 

[ThunderCavalier]

I want to see a picture of that half-switchblade, half-brass knuckles weapon. I want to know how it exists.

Also, Graham, thank you for providing my next Halloween costume.

 

[Formica Archonis]

You haven't lived in a dicey neighborhood until you've been woken up at 2 AM by someone - probably on drugs - offering blowjobs door-to-door. For $20. Dunno about you but even if I had no girlfriend and lost both my hands at the elbow I STILL wouldn't stick it anywhere that was available for $20.

The mask, with its white facial hair and expression of ill intent made me think of George Lucas. I think there's something wrong with me.

 

[direkiller]

Had to look it up...

Spoiler: half brass knuckles and half switchblade

Kind of cool but it looks like there's a lot of potential to hurt yourself.

I'll take 10 of those. Also, do they have a V For Vendetta style sheath to go with those?

Before that they need a better name, Spring Assisted Brass Knuckle Folding Knife Switchblade is just too wordy.

They have one:
Trench Knife
and the triangle bladed variants are banned in warfare

 

[cricket chirps]

I always knew he was secretly a polar bear.

OT: In the comment above mine it is stated that "the triangle bladed variants are banned in warfare"
I for one find it funny that you can ban something from warfare......"We of the United Nations Warfare Regulators gather here today to officially ban bullets from warfare as they make things too easy."

 

[sinkirby]

Okay NOW I get what that picture James Twitted was about. Cool blade

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

I can see the ghost of Paul's beard.

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

Also...if that one video I saw on YouTube (which I cannot find for some reason...help me, guys) was correct, I'm pretty sure the guy that cut off his foot was trying to get a flying car.

Found it!
OT: That Mask looks like something out of a wrestler's acid trip. @ _ @

THANK YOU! Yes...that's the video!

*uses AuthorPower? to raise ECasThat's Awesomeness level by one*