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[Graham_LRR]

Sinkhole Pronounced Dead

Nothing like a screaming corpse to brighten your day. Also, actual Vikings this time.

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[Korak the Mad]

The line that comes to mind, is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"I'm not dead yet"

 

[wottabout]

If a sinkhole appeared under my bed, I would be... confused, since my bed is on the second floor. Clearly some bending of spacetime would be involved, or possibly a black hole. Either way, I would not want to sleep above a sinkhole.

 

[therockdemon]

why can't a story of dead people coming back to life happern in transylvania so we came make a joke about it being vampiers and not zombies

 

[orangeapples]

How sick was that guy? Normally there are signs that people look for to determine if a person is dead...

 

[standokan]

I loved Paul's comment "What? I'm not angry"

 

[DuelLadyS]

Considerinh that my mom would have a coop full of chickens if only zoning law would permit it, I imagine she'd be rather pleased to wake up one day and discover a live chicken in every pot in the house. It would be a sign! Build the coop, zoing law be damned!

As for me, I wouls immedately check the tiny I-only-cook-two-eggs-at-once saucepan, to see if it's an adorable baby chick, or a valuable mini chicken in there. (Or do pans not count as pots? Saucepans are pot-like...)

 

[Something Amyss]

Rare form, seriously.

Also, I want to hire Kathleen to see if my friends are dead.

 

[Vinticore]

That Viking helmet is historically inaccurate! *rage rage rage*

 

[Formica Archonis]

That Viking helmet is historically inaccurate! *rage rage rage*

So was that red-and-blue Viking T-Shirt!

 

[Formica Archonis]

(Fixing double post with extra-content value-adds! Aren't you special!)

Hehehe, grues. I thought they liked adventurers and enchanters, not news?

why can't a story of dead people coming back to life happern in transylvania so we came make a joke about it being vampiers and not zombies

Maybe Romanian medical and burial facilities have passed beyond the low level required for premature burial. (Awesome word of the moment: vivisepulture [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premature_burial ].)

 

[leviadragon99]

Well the wasp does have laser-blasts, you could do worse Kathleen...

Good to see the random being kept alive with that new segment though.

 

[Unhappy Crow]

Cat Toucher! With the power to touch cats!
Meow.

 

[The Grim Ace]

I want a chicken in every pot I own or even a pot in every chicken I own! Also, I'd like to license Kathleen's dead person service.

 

[Kinpatsu]

I would definitely use Kathleen's dead-or-alive service. Also, I'm surprised there's only one Viking hat in the LRR costume department - someone should go find another one.

 

[Hitchmeister]

I'm surprised Kathleen didn't poke a soundly sleeping Matt who failed to react and was declared "possibly dead."

 

[Formica Archonis]

Well the wasp does have laser-blasts, you could do worse Kathleen...

Plus, Wasp is teh awesome and teh sexay. Teh horrible taste in teh men, tehough.

 

[JoeCool385]

But "a chicken in every pot" was from Herbert Hoover's 1928 presidential campaign, prior to the Great Depression. The huge economic expansions of the 20's led many to believe that poverty would be eradicated. Hoover was merely promising what people believed to be inevitable: that the economic prosperity would lead to "a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage."

 

[JackJL]

I have that hat! Fortunately I'm not a source for news, for LRR and for everyone else.