Feed Dump: The Salty Watermelon

[Graham_LRR]

The Salty Watermelon

Do you like your watermelon salty? Well then Pepsi Japan has just the thing for you.

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[dex-dex]

I would actually drink watermelon flavoured pepsi.
it would probably be better then actual pepsi.
and James, the benefit of putting salt on watermelon is making it sweeter.
I have only seen people who are 60+ do this to watermelon.

 

[Aesthetical Quietus]

I might've tried watermelon Pepsi but salty watermelon Pepsi? No thanks.
On another note, who the hell thinks of these things to try on cows?! Why on earth would you ever think that a cow water-bed is a good idea?

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Kangaroos: Nature's stalkers...

 

[vxicepickxv]

Do not knock strawberry milk Pepsi. It surprised me with how it tasted, in a good way. It's better than actual Pepsi.

 

[chetoos]

How many Men At Work cover bands do you have, Graham?

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

I've actually seen people put salt on their watermelon in THIS country. (USA) But...a cola flavor?!? Not so much. Mind you we ARE talking about the country that brought us beef tongue flavored and snake venom flavored ice cream, so...

*tries to resist making a comparison to the bacon flavored jellybeans I saw...AGAIN...and fails*

 

[Something Amyss]

Pizza flavoured Pepsi. It would either be the most digusting thing ever, or the greatest thing ever. MAYBE both.

 

[bdcjacko]

Salt on watermelon makes them taste better. Did I mention I live in the south?

 

[DuelLadyS]

Having grown up with a cocker spaniel, I'd be willing to agree to their place on the cuddly ranking- provided they have clean ears. Cocker ears can get really stinky...

At the same time, I also grew up with English bulldogs, who are far cuddlier than their ranking probably has them at. So, yeah...

 

[Burst6]

salty watermelon...


I don't know about you guys but i thought vagina. It makes sense. They're both red on the inside, they're both salty, and they can both be wet.

 

[LostintheWick]

Salt on watermelon makes them taste better. Did I mention I live in the south?

YES! I can't believe people don't know about this. It's like ketchup and fries.
I don't live in the south, but my grandpa showed me this when I was five. Been doing it ever since.

 

[templar1138a]

I tried to email, but I keep getting failed delivery notifications. So I'll just post it here:

The Salty Watermelon is where several watermelon-flavored Pixie Sticks are poured over a woman's vulva. From there, their partner performs cunnilingus. Every time they hit the clitoris, they have to set it between their lips and let out a brief puff of air as if they're spitting out a seed.

A Seedless Salty Watermelon is a Salty Watermelon where the clitoris never gets hit by the cunnilingus. This most frequently occurs when a guy is involved.

 

[mercifulwrath]

I demand more cow impersonations.

 

[Hitchmeister]

Salt on watermelon makes them taste better. Did I mention I live in the south?

Thank you. I was going to post a variation on this. Not that I partake of it, or consider it a good idea. But I know that it's a thing.

 

[leviadragon99]

Yeah... why do you guys have the giant wooden utensils anyway?

Also, Graham I'm ashamed of you, your Men At Work coverband is named... something that isn't "Hired Kangoons" How could you so readily forget them?

 

[snave]

There is no way this'll ever beat Pepsi Shiso, or even the Baobab one they followed that glory up with.

 

[praus]

The description of all three flavors of Japanese Pepsi flavors made me throw up in my mouth a little.