Eric the Orange said:
JenSeven said:
Don Reba said:
Argh? not a fork! It hurts to think about it! What have you done?
If I remember correctly, it was Alfred Kinsey, famous American sexologist, who had a tendency to insert a toothbrush, bristles first, into his.
He also used pencils and similar objects.
So a fork could not be that much of a stretch.
Right... bad pun.... I'm going now...
As someone who has had things stuck up his urethra for medical procedures.... DUDE! What the fuck is wrong with him!
Well, he was a professor, he studied the sexual behaviour of Americans.
He also has a famous quote, something along the lines of: 96% of Americans masturbate on a regular basis, the remaining 4% lied about not doing that.
He had an irrational fear of potatoes.
He is said to also have come up with the name for the "missionary position". He actually took that from another writer, and it wasn't about sex. The man actually was describing a kind of hug if I remember correctly.
So yeah... A lot wrong with him, besides his urethral fetish.
It could potentially come from a restrictive childhood.
Small children have the tendency to put everything and anything into their mouths.
It could potentially stem from parents restricting that and the feeling lingering on and altering into that. A natural curiosity about the body and "what goes where" turned a bit bizarre.
At least to our western understandings. It could be that in some cultures it's normal to decorate your urethra with bamboo or something.
