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Graham_LRR

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Thy Name is Dick Pic

Kids do the darndest things. Like being named RoboCop and stealing cars.

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Ne1butme

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Wow, a Top Gear and Brett Farve reference right in a row. This episode has something for everybody!

It might be the greatest episode in the world.
 

Orbot_Vectorman

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Hell, if you need a Jeremy Clarkson impression, why didn't you guys contact me?

Any how great episode guys.
 

Elijah Newton

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Suprised the following slogans didn't make the tattoo suggestions. "Just Do It" would've been my go-to. "That Was Easy" (Staples) would be my second, and "Expect More, Pay Less" (Target) would've been good for a laff.
 

teamcharlie

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To the internets!

"Seeing small business differently" - SBC Communications
"Get more" - T-Mobile
"If it's on, it's in." - Radio Times, MCBD
"Keeps going and going and going." - Energizer Batteries
"Think outside the box" - Apple Computer, 1990s
"Betcha can't eat just one" - Lay's potato chips
"Breakfast of Champions" - Wheaties
"If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face" - Carl's Jr.
"Kid tested. Mother approved." - Kix breakfast cereal
"For those who like the trade rough" - Travis aftershave
"Think Small" - Volkswagen, 1962
"Screw yourself." - IKEA

Still trying to figure out the logistics of tattooing a bigger dick on your dick. Some sort of schlong-themed Klein bottle?
 

Eamar

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I'm British, and I legitimately know a couple of people called Hermione (named before the Harry Potter craze took off). One of them was just the right age to be at school during the height of Potter mania though. Bet she never got tired of those comments...
 

The Grim Ace

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I'm too busy being amazed the Her Feline Highness, the Queen of Romania, knows that much ICP trivia. I need a moment..

Also, "Eat me!" -- Slim Jim
 

Evil Smurf

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'Mudblood,' really? That's the most disgusting name you could give someone. It means dirty blood you see, if we had'n't bread with the muggles we'd have all died out!
 

Ohlookit'sMatty

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You guys are 12 but I am very impressed with that amount of jokes you came up with for the tattoo // Also, yay, the bear hat is back I missed it

-M
 

Requia

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I can't believe that they missed 'just do it' for corporate slogan options.

Also did I hear that right and they banned naming your kid Caesarion? How far you have fallen kid, first your dad gets stabbed, your mom gets bit by a snake, your cousin has you executed so you can't inherit your dad's shit and then finally your name gets banned on the other side of the world.
 

Dimitriov

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Requia said:
I can't believe that they missed 'just do it' for corporate slogan options.

Also did I hear that right and they banned naming your kid Caesarion? How far you have fallen kid, first your dad gets stabbed, your mom gets bit by a snake, your cousin has you executed so you can't inherit your dad's shit and then finally your name gets banned on the other side of the world.
I'm pretty sure, based on the context, that it was Caesarean (as in C-section). Which is a horrible name for a kid.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Now we're going to see that hat everywhere Graham!

Also this is one of the first times I've seen a story featured in Feed Dump in Off Topic first.
 

Simon Leonhart

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For the record, in his rookie NFL season, Brett Favre did play for the Falcons. Just in case anyone was interested . . .
 

leviadragon99

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Dafuq? How was that photo not sexual harasasment... or indecent exposure, or one of those other myriad charges...