Feed Dump: Your Very Own Prom

[Tiger Sora]

Graham suffers from acute Self Pranktacksciocis (Prank-tack-sciocis) A condition of which he can not stop himself from laying tacks on a chair, and than sitting on them.

This illness is among the 42 he currently has, and is undergoing intense internet and film related rehabilitation, treatment and recovery procedures, in hopes one day he shall be cured.

We're also thinking of throwing him a prom.

 

[Draconalis]

Wait... why was Richard Garriott there at the end?

 

[JasonEllis66]

The lobster was awesome, as was Kate of course.

 

[Proverbial Jon]

Damn, I could just sit and watch Kate reel off medical based reasons for a personal prom ALL day long.

 

[scw55]

I didn't quite understand the story of the girl, being Welsh and all.
Did she pretend to have cancer so she could have her own prom?
Or raise money because she did have cancer for her treatment, but spent it all on her own prom instead?

She raised 17,000$ AND got people to throw her her own prom all for a disease she never really had. She's a world-class con artist in the making.

Good job I'm not a Wizard. There will be a smouldering crater where she used to be. All that would remain would be a pair of boots with smoke raising from them.
She has some nerve pretending to have a life-threatening disease/condition that apparently 1 in 3 people be diagnosed with. We all know what happens to people like that.

 

[blackrave]

Kate, stop being so obviously jealous
I KNOW that you would like to have personal prom too.
Who wouldn't...

P.S. And pepsi is the drink of the real men (so that might explain why you prefer cc)
P.P.S. Let me explain- pepsi have this bitter nuance that cc lacks. So that makes pepsi more manly than cc
P.P.P.S. And yes, I'm right, you're wrong, pepsi rocks, cc sucks (but no big deal, considering cc as superior drink is quite common mistake)

 

[Invadergray]

Thank you for giving me my own prom, I just found out I have a cavity.

 

[krellen]

The message I take away from this is that Kate would like us to put together her own prom.

 

[Alahmnat]

P.P.S. Let me explain- pepsi have this bitter nuance that cc lacks. So that makes pepsi more manly than cc

It's funny, because Pepsi is in fact sickeningly sweet and over-sugared compared to Coke.

Come at me, bro.

[edit] No, I'm not really interested in having a forum war over which is better, I just legitimately found your comment entertaining because of how much common wisdom it flies in the face of .

 

[Dimitriov]

P.P.S. Let me explain- pepsi have this bitter nuance that cc lacks. So that makes pepsi more manly than cc

It's funny, because Pepsi is in fact sickeningly sweet and over-sugared compared to Coke.

Come at me, bro.

[edit] No, I'm not really interested in having a forum war over which is better, I just legitimately found your comment entertaining because of how much common wisdom it flies in the face of .

I gotta say that Pepsi does in fact taste A LOT sweeter than Coke. I don't what that guy is talking about. I think he may be confused about brands...

Kate Stark on Feed Dump = ALL COMMENTS ABOUT KATE.

But seriously guys, very funny.

Doesn't that Coke story kinda relate to the Pepsi story we had a few months ago where if you consumed a hundred cans a day you would get cancer?

The story involving a hundred cans a day was about Coke as well. Both companies had to change the formula for California. So yeah, I like to assume she was going for it!

Kate, stop being so obviously jealous
I KNOW that you would like to have personal prom too.
Who wouldn't...

P.S. And pepsi is the drink of the real men (so that might explain why you prefer cc)

I leave you with this...

 

[Formica Archonis]

Wow. Faking a dangerous disease for some attention and cash. That is a higher level of casual emotional manipulation than I think any human capable of operating in society should have. I say we give everyone who has had cancer a stick and let them each have a few good swings at her.

Wait... why was Richard Garriott there at the end?

Okay, so I'm glad it's not just me.

 

[mrverbal]

mmmmm....cancer prom....

There was actually a guy a few years ago in Australia who did a similar thing.

He'd been taking a lot of leave from work. They confronted him, asking him to explain; he said 'oh, I have cancer...' and they were totally embaressed. So he took a bunch more leave for his treatments, and lost all his hair etc. His co-workers bought him some flowers and similar and took it to the hospital...

who had never heard of him.

But the story has a happy ending - well, for people who aren't him - because he got fired and charged with fraud.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

Thank you for throwing me my own prom, when I hit my funny bone last week it wasn't very funny. It's good to get so much support after my injury, so thank you.

Great show, Kate really stole that one. No Kathleen though

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Racist crabs! Whoa.

Pepsi sucks!

Graham needs to have a surprise prom night now. Let's do this Canada.

 

[RvLeshrac]

Man, Kate was on fire. (In the comedic sense, not the burning sense.)

Well, there was also the burning. That's why they threw her her own prom.

 

[praetor_alpha]

Thank you for throwing me my own Feed Dump!

 

[Don Reba]

By far the best Kate episode. She is really growing as a comedian.

 

[Valanthe]

I didn't quite understand the story of the girl, being Welsh and all.
Did she pretend to have cancer so she could have her own prom?
Or raise money because she did have cancer for her treatment, but spent it all on her own prom instead?

She pretended to have a cancer and asked donations from people.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/texas-prom-queen-arrested-allegedly-faking-cancer-raising-155641926.html

Oh man, that article is golden, it's cases like this that make me feel bad for defense lawyers. Sheldon Myers knows this is a lost cause but his job still forces him to try his best.

 

[KoDOmega]

C... can we throw Kate her own prom? Will she keep smiling if we do?

KATE STARK. KEEP SMILING. WE WILL THROW YOU A PROM THAT WILL NEVER END. o_o