feels like my veins are filled with nothing but...

[SD-Fiend]

you are at a research facility for blood related studies and are about to test a serum that is supposed to do something that would help cure some blood related disease but you accidentally drink the wrong one! but it transforms you into a being that uses something else as blood regardless of what the substance is what is it? i would have cholesterol so I don't need to care about how much cholesterol is in my food

 

[Sgt AssHead]

Money, so that I could get payed for hurting myself.

 

[Burwood123]

Funk. Pure jazz funk

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Gravy.
Beef gravy.
At least then, my spontaneous nosebleeds would be somewhat more enjoyable.
And easier than blood to clean out of the carpet >.>
Edit: Although, it could look rather bad, with thick brown stuff dripping from my nose...

 

[scorptatious]

Acid. That way if I ever do get hurt, the acid will burn my skin, which in turn releases more acid, and eventually I'll be nothing but an acid puddle.


...Wait. That's not a good thing.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

Funk. Pure jazz funk

This made me laugh.

How about lightning? That would be cool I guess.

 

[IxionIndustries]

Hate. Pure liquid hate. It would be a burning being that lived within my bloodstream, and it would slowly consume myself.

Or rainbows.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Gravy.
Beef gravy.
At least then, my spontaneous nosebleeds would be somewhat more enjoyable.
And easier than blood to clean out of the carpet >.>
Edit: Although, it could look rather bad, with thick brown stuff dripping from my nose...

Yeah, I think Beef Broth would actually be a safer idea to go with, because it's pretty clear and if you get enough of it, you can slow-cook a good stew

OT: Diamonds! Cause then I can say I'm full of blood diamonds and not be arrested for it

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Spiders. So that way, I could scream "OH GOD THE SPIDERS ARE INSIDE ME!!" and be totally justified.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Coffee. Purest, darkest, richest coffee. I have already found the serum which results in my blood becoming this substance, and I intend to consume large amounts of it until the day it works.

[sub][sub][sub]It's called coffee.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Toasty Virus]

Interesting question.

Plasma, because it'd be awesome.

 

[The Rascal King]

Adrenaline.

I want my life to like a Crank movie for a while.

 

[tomtom94]

Bitterness Money, in such a way that it could be liquified within my bloodstream but solidified in coin/note format whenever I cut myself.

Although this would probably lead to a rather painful existence if this was ever discovered...

 

[emeraldrafael]

Poisonous spiders. What are tehy gonna do, bite me? besides, just imagine the scare some gets when they hit me, and an army of black widows crawls out and attacks. or if i bust my knuckles over you and they just fall out and give an extra attack.

Edit: well, i got ninja'd but I'll keep the reasoning. I like it it abit more then the person who ninja'd me. its a bit more practical.

mmm... lightning, if i could keep it from frying my inner works. It'd be awesome to see it coursing under me, and if i cut myself in a fight and touch the guy, They'd be extra crispy and I'd walk a way smugly. Though the fact I'd have to wear rubber or everyone around me would if i had a cut would be annoying. But as long as i'm not cut it wouldnt matter.

 

[Habakkuk]

Tea, I'm half way there already.