Fellow Escapists I need your assistance!

[ThePlasmatizer]

I have been gifted a huge TV table/stand/entertainment unit, how can I get rid of it?

 

[Easykill]

Smash it to bits. With a sledgehammer. Believe me, it'll feel good to destroy all that money. Better than giving it to some random dude online, anyway.

 

[Gooble]

Smash it to bits. With a sledgehammer. Believe me, it'll feel good to destroy all that money. Better than giving it to some random dude online, anyway.

Unless that random dude is me!

 

[Insanum]

Ebay?

 

[Handofpwn]

give it to me!

why dont you want it?

 

[megalomania]

Lets just say you shouldn't need to buy any barbeque coal for a while...

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Can i have it? I will give you three shiny buttons and half a penny for it

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Ignore it, it'll eventually go away...

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Use your imagination. There´s a myriad of ways to get rid of various things, like throwing them off a bridge, setting them on fire or burying them.

If you were looking for less destructive advice: Sell it, or just give it to someone else. Spread the nuisance. People will accept anything, as long as they don´t have to pay for it.

 

[DirgE Almighty]

I'll have it

 

[ThePlasmatizer]

Smash it to bits. With a sledgehammer. Believe me, it'll feel good to destroy all that money. Better than giving it to some random dude online, anyway.

Interesting point, I haven't raged in a while and I've just started playing Red Faction.

Ebay?

Hmmm another interesting idea, this way I can make money from it, the only downside is the lack on wanton destruction.

 

[bodyklok]

How'd you get it anyway?

 

[JRCB]

Why don't you want it in the first place?

 

[Ben Legend]

The bidding starts at £2.50.

Do i hear £3.00?

Anyone?

 

[captain awesome 12]

If it's big enough, use it to barricade your front door when the zombie apocalypse happens.

Or else leave it on some random person's doorstep with a note saying "It's yours now sucker"

 

[kend1]

Try www.craigslist.com, select the closest city.
Advertise as "Huge TV table/stand/entertainment unit. Cash only and pickup only"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Try using it in a project of epicness. Or you could use it as an RPG practice target.

 

[Trivun]

Ummmm, use it or sell it on eBay. That's the smart way to do it. Only an idiot would smash it up for the sake of it, especially when there's a quick buck to be made selling the thing...