Fellow Escapists I need your assistance!

[EeveeElectro]

I'll have it!

Why would you want to give it away?

 

[ThePlasmatizer]

I got it from a friend and I thought hey its free, what I didn't know was that it's also goddamn huge.

Atm I'm thinking of finding someone who will pay double for the cash value.

 

[Insanum]

Smash it to bits. With a sledgehammer. Believe me, it'll feel good to destroy all that money. Better than giving it to some random dude online, anyway.

Interesting point, I haven't raged in a while and I've just started playing Red Faction.

Ebay?

Hmmm another interesting idea, this way I can make money from it, the only downside is the lack on wanton destruction.

Yeah.

But Money can buy you beer.

And beer is the answer.

 

[RanD00M]

I got it from a friend and I thought hey its free, what I didn't know was that it's also goddamn huge.

Atm I'm thinking of finding someone who will pay double for the cash value.

Now your thinking like a genius.If you can make some money of it then why cant you just make a little extra then it's worth

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

BURN IT. Seriously. It's fun and solves a problem. Win-win.

 

[Headshot Gamer UK]

I have been gifted a huge TV table/stand/entertainment unit, how can I get rid of it?

buy it, sell it, love it, eBay

or give it to me
I roll with both

 

[Mozared]

Ignore it, it'll eventually go away...

This is true for every single object in being.

It's generally not the most efficient option when looking at the timespan the process takes, though.

 

[Rascarin]

Use it as an altar to some pagan deity (or Max).

 

[Pimppeter2]

You could keep it. And enjoy it.

 

[Claymorez]

I want to bid the left over mccoy's crisp packet on the floor for it! and I demand free delivery

 

[cleverlymadeup]

if you don't care about money, put it on your front lawn and have a sign that says "free" and it will disappear quickly

 

[Archemetis]

I will take it from your hands for a shiny Ha-Penny!

 

[quiet_samurai]

Fashion it into a canoe!!!

Or not, I was given one of those, I still have it. I just use mine as a regular shelf for various items and also as a book shelf. They have many uses, just use your brain powa!

 

[Glerken]

I got it from a friend and I thought hey its free, what I didn't know was that it's also goddamn huge.

Atm I'm thinking of finding someone who will pay double for the cash value.

If the cash value is $1.00, I'll pay double the value for it.

 

[Nimbus]

Take it apart and use the parts to build a life-size, working flying mech. If you aren't able, then you're just not trying hard enough!

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Fix it to something with a chain and padlock, then turn your back. It will be gone before you know it.

 

[Kogarian]

Smash it to bits. With a sledgehammer. Believe me, it'll feel good to destroy all that money. Better than giving it to some random dude online, anyway.

Interesting point, I haven't raged in a while and I've just started playing Red Faction.

Ebay?

Hmmm another interesting idea, this way I can make money from it, the only downside is the lack on wanton destruction.

How about you break it some, tape it together, and sell it at a pawn shop?

 

[Hazy]

Sell it. You can always use the money. Ebay is a good start.

 

[AsakuraJen]

I would suggest giving it away on GumTree a mate of mine did that when his girlfriend moved in with him. He put a post up on Gumtree and ppl just showed up at her flat and took all her stuff. That way, everyone is happy ^_^