Fellowship Of The... You!

[Nazulu]

Ozzy Osbourne - Prince of Darkness (he talks funny) (Slayer)

Kieth Richards - Smoke 'em' Out! (Slayer)

Russel Crowe - Fighting around the World (Slayer)

Steve Irwin - It would be funny to see a documentary with him and those moles. (Distraction)

The Guy who built my crappy computer - To warm up on, I fight better when I am PISSED!

 

[LewsTherin]

Iron Man- Unilazer+ plasma shot=win
Isaac from Golden Sun: earth psynergy
Mat Cauthon: because he's awesome
Samus: Because Chief has to reload
Pac-Man: lots of enemies, narrow caverns

Sephiroth's sword would be ineffective in close quarters and Thor can only make storms outside.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Iron Man- Unilazer+ plasma shot=win
Isaac from Golden Sun: earth psynergy
Mat Cauthon: because he's awesome
Samus: Because Chief has to reload
Pac-Man: lots of enemies, narrow caverns

Sephiroth's sword would be ineffective in close quarters and Thor can only make storms outside.

Sephiroth is also unstoppably full of magic, piss and vinegar.

And he would simply cut through the walls, do not tempt him.

 

[Erana]

1. Kratos. Why?
He prolly would listen to reason, and he has smexy spartian abs.
2. The Master Chief (without the armor). Why?
See reason 1.
3. Samus Aran. Why?
She was raised by bird people, and birds eat small mammals.
4. Leonidas, King of Sparta. Why?
See reason 2.
5. That guy from Six Feet Under. Why?
Well, there's gonna be a lotta bodies.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Captain Falcon - Falcown...PAWNCH!
Cordell Walker - If you don't know who he is, you need to reevaluate your life.
The Juggernaut, *****! - YEAH HE'S THE JUGGERNAUT, *****!
Joe - All shall tremble before Joe and the power of the mighty Banhammer!
Batman - He can single-handedly clear out the mole caves with his Bat-Anti-Mole Death Cannon.

 

[Zombie_King]

Altiar - To sneak ahead, and tell us how many moles we'll be up against.

Screw Optimus Prime, Megatron, bitches! Of course, there's the everpresent question of size...

RoboCop - Schwarzenegger's busy governing California. In the mean time, who wouldn't want a cyborg cop from the future?

Spider Man - He could set up traps for the mole people. And don't even get me started about the advantages of a 'Spidey Sense' in a mole-cave.

BRAIN InterActive Construct (Brainiac) - Honestly, he has telekenesis, infinite intelligence and mind control. He takes the word 'owned' to a whole new level.

 

[Fudj]

Okay...
1) Q - Enough said!
2) Barney from how i met your mother - We need more awsome in the group!
3) Jenifer Tily - For the boobies
4) Kain (LOK) - Just for the voice
5) Captain Picard - Hell Q has to have someone to pick on!