Fictional Characters you'd like to punch

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FalloutJack

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Okay...

Punch Squall - "Oh, grow up..."
Punch Twilight characters - "You suck as vampires."
Punch the entire cast of Naruto - "Gah! Lousy fake ninjas..."
Punch Unicron - "Now, make ME leader of the Autobots!"
Punch Dracula! [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/11p29] - "Why not?"
 

what.twitch

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Lancelot, of the King Arthur legends. I mean, he not only had a wife and son, he was an egotistical prick, AND was bangin' Guenivere - then was all shocked when his wife killed herself. UGH!

Also, Cloud Strife. Just...ugh. Irritation. As well as Riku, from Kingdom Hearts and pretty much anyone on the Disney Channel nowadays.
 

Shinigami214

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snide_cake said:
I would punch Edward Cullen from Twilight. I don't care if he does get some sort of physical comeuppance in the book/movies, since I've not read or seen them. Even if he does, I still want to punch him in the throat.
/Signed a million times over
 

Herianden78

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tellmeimaninja said:
The news caster lady from Mass Effect who's name I don't care to remember.

I've had enough of her disingenuous assertions.
Im fairly sure you CAN punch her in the face or something in ME2 as a renegade interrupt.
OT: That goddamn owl from LoZ: OoT. "I dont have anything useful to say but you HAVE to talk to me, and you cant skip through it either!" Go die in a fire.

Edit: Everyone from The Great Gatsby, i HATED. every. single. person. in. that. book. I wanted them all to die
 

Guitarmasterx7

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The little girl from jurrassic park. I still rage when I think about that scene when they're in the car and the T-Rex is looking at them and she responds to her younger brother (who's like, 7) saying "Don't move or make noise and it won't see you" by screaming at the top of her lungs, turning on her flashlight, and flailing it around wildly. Stupid ***** deserved to be eaten by that dinosaur.
 

Xan Krieger

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Herianden78 said:
tellmeimaninja said:
The news caster lady from Mass Effect who's name I don't care to remember.

I've had enough of her disingenuous assertions.
Im fairly sure you CAN punch her in the face or something in ME2 as a renegade interrupt.
Yes you can and it feels so, so good.

Let me run down my list here.
Tidus from Final Fantasy X: dude needs to find better clothes and a more manly haircut before he goes out killing massive creatures if for no other reason then so the creatures can die knowing they got killed by a man, not something that claims to be a man but looks like a woman.
Makarov from MW2, thankfully in the museum level I do get an oppurtunity to kill him endlessly. Seriously he shoots you after the airport level and triggers an attack on the US, he deserves every death I give him.
The lead guy of Twilight for making vampires go from awesome killing machines of the night to whiney teenagers who's sole focus is getting laid.
Jar Jar Binks, this is self-explantory
Every last Eldar from every dawn of war game that doesn't get killed. Why? Because Eldar run away from stand up fights and for that they deserve a beating.
 

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SupabadMan said:
Jack from Lord of The Flies.

Then cock slap Hannah Montana (On the show)
Kinky.

I'd like to smash in the faces of The Council in ME2.
You useless bastards.
 

S.R.S.

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Every other person in multiplayer.

"You've got a gun huh?"
*bam punch to the face*
 

twaddle

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all the twilight characters, ash catchem (for not catching them all), captain falcon (tired of falcon pawnch jokes), lil wayne (any american rapper really),my uncle (disasociative twit),etc...... and square enix for their constantly screwing with europeans and americans(....well all westerners really) and treating us like a steaming pile of hippo excrement
 

AvsJoe

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Wow, this'll be fun...

Legend of Zelda series:
Navi
Link
Zelda
Ganon
The crying Gorgon baby

Mario series:
Mario
Peach
Luigi
Wario
Waluigi
Toad
Toadette
Daisy
Birdo
Mallow

Sonic series:
Sonic
Tails
Robotnik
Amy

Star Fox series:
Falco
Slippy
Wolf

San Andreas:
CJ
Kendl
Ryder
Officer Pulaski
Denise
Almost everyone on the radio

Disgaea series:
Laharl
Gordon
Mid-Boss
Mao
Beryl

Final Fantasy series:
Nanaki
Cait Sith
Bugenhagen
Don Corneo
Dio
Hojo
Kadaj
Palmer
Vincent
Seifer
Squall
Selphie
Zell
Rinoa
Zidane
Garnet
Freya
Kuja
Puck
Ruby
Steiner
Thorn
Zorn
Vivi
Baku
Tidus
Wakka
Kimahri
Lulu
Rin
Seymour
O'aka
Braska
Brother
Leblanc
Ramza
Delita
Malak
Rafa
Mustadio
Orinas (I don't care if he's a baby, I'll clock him one for starting a war!)
Gafgarion (I'll tear his head off! Lemme at him!)
Alma
Teta
Gustav
Algus (I'll straight up murder him as well!)
Altima
Queklain

Q-Bert

Okay, I'm stopping now. This is already taking too long and I haven't even started books (Holden) or movies (Shaft).
 

DrSunday

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Malta from the Liveship traders trilogy (Books). I don't care that if your a young girl, You piss me off that much. Then again I know the whole story and she can only tell her part of it..... Even though she improves, I'd still punch her.

I think my conflicts with other fictional characters could be solved by sitting down and talking about them, as they are not that big or I can't remember them at the moment
 

Zepren

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man, such a copy of my thread for a while ago *glares*

OT: YOUR CREATIVITY! hahahaha, get it?

only joking, a "My little pony"
 

BonsaiK

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The problem with punching fictional characters is that you tend to miss, by virtue of their non-existence. I'd rather punch something more tangible, if I had to punch something at all.
 

Cyberius

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Rush Sykes... The main character from The Last Remnant. Honestly, he's the only character in that entire game that I don't like. He's a whiny, impulsive, *****.
 

Batfred

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Sorry if someone has already said it, but... every kid... in every film.... EVER (except The Goonies)!
 

Batfred

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AvsJoe said:
Wow, this'll be fun...

Legend of Zelda series:
Navi
Link
Zelda
Ganon
The crying Gorgon baby

Mario series:
Mario
Peach
Luigi
Wario
Waluigi
Toad
Toadette
Daisy
Birdo
Mallow

Sonic series:
Sonic
Tails
Robotnik
Amy

Star Fox series:
Falco
Slippy
Wolf

San Andreas:
CJ
Kendl
Ryder
Officer Pulaski
Denise
Almost everyone on the radio

Disgaea series:
Laharl
Gordon
Mid-Boss
Mao
Beryl

Final Fantasy series:
Nanaki
Cait Sith
Bugenhagen
Don Corneo
Dio
Hojo
Kadaj
Palmer
Vincent
Seifer
Squall
Selphie
Zell
Rinoa
Zidane
Garnet
Freya
Kuja
Puck
Ruby
Steiner
Thorn
Zorn
Vivi
Baku
Tidus
Wakka
Kimahri
Lulu
Rin
Seymour
O'aka
Braska
Brother
Leblanc
Ramza
Delita
Malak
Rafa
Mustadio
Orinas (I don't care if he's a baby, I'll clock him one for starting a war!)
Gafgarion (I'll tear his head off! Lemme at him!)
Alma
Teta
Gustav
Algus (I'll straight up murder him as well!)
Altima
Queklain

Q-Bert

Okay, I'm stopping now. This is already taking too long and I haven't even started books (Holden) or movies (Shaft).
Hey, what was wrong with Vivi?