Fictional Characters you'd like to punch
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Yes! That is who I would punch also. Her voice is goddamned annoying and looks like a man. Recon armor isn't even that cool in Firefight and you have to listen to her talk for the entire match.Kharloth said:
I WOULD say the same, but all my hatred for him seems to vanish every time he talks. Stephen Fry's voice is like soothing music to my ears.Internet Kraken said:
Anyway, Nero from DMC4. He's just such a whiny, emo dickbag that on more than one occasion I caught myself yelling "MAN THE FUCK UP AND CUT THE ANGST!" at my TV.
Edward and Jacob from Twilight just for being in existence and starting this trend of hot vampire/werewolf teens.
Jasper from No more Heroes 2 for being so difficult to kill.
The people in the Last Airbender movie for turning an ok cartoon into a horrible movie.
Jasper from No more Heroes 2 for being so difficult to kill.
The people in the Last Airbender movie for turning an ok cartoon into a horrible movie.
i agree there, in english class i was the only one that still was on Macbeth's side through out the story. I also was the only one who rly hated Lady Macbeth from the begining.irateidiot said:
OT: Ferris Buller, ya he was kinda cool, but boy was he a fucking douche to his best friend.
Or dropkick him out a window. For revenge.Mazar_Nomoid said:
Captain Falcon, just to see if you can Falcon Punch Captain Falcon.
Actually, I would punch Goku for many reasons. But my foremost reason is because I hate him. I hate him a lot. He's a complete idiot, until he becomes a super-saiyan and then his alter-ego or something tries to redeem him by seeming cool, but he never was, and never will be. Trunks was definately the best character of that show(even though he had that wierd hair) he was just badass.chozo_hybrid said:
Holden Caufield from Catcher in the Rye.
I HATE this character and the book. Holden is the whiniest little piece of shit I have ever had the displeasure of reading about. The whole fucking book "I'm Holden everyone else is phony and the whole world sucks and where do the ducks go and I bought a hooker but didn't have the resolve to get my money's worth and my hat is red and PROTECT THE CHILDREN FROM THE SWEAR WORDS WAAAAH WAAAH WAAH".
FUCK you Holden. Fuck you. Fuck your stupid book. Fuck everyone who told me it was a timeless classic. Fuck the school for making me read it. ARGH!
Sorry. I got a bit worked up there. I really, REALLY, hate that book. I hate everything about it. I hate that book to its core. If I wanted to listen to the ramblings of a butthurt emo kid I'd watch someone interview My Chemical Romance or something.
I HATE this character and the book. Holden is the whiniest little piece of shit I have ever had the displeasure of reading about. The whole fucking book "I'm Holden everyone else is phony and the whole world sucks and where do the ducks go and I bought a hooker but didn't have the resolve to get my money's worth and my hat is red and PROTECT THE CHILDREN FROM THE SWEAR WORDS WAAAAH WAAAH WAAH".
FUCK you Holden. Fuck you. Fuck your stupid book. Fuck everyone who told me it was a timeless classic. Fuck the school for making me read it. ARGH!
Sorry. I got a bit worked up there. I really, REALLY, hate that book. I hate everything about it. I hate that book to its core. If I wanted to listen to the ramblings of a butthurt emo kid I'd watch someone interview My Chemical Romance or something.
Just the other day a good Russian gent I know, who I consider to be a bit of an acting mentor, told me that I should watch that movie. What was your opinion of it?Furburt said:
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I would like to punch Andrew Ryan in his little anarcho-capitalist face.
You had me up to "and the book". You are supposed to hate Holden Caulfield by the end of the book. He is an intentional anti-hero.snowman6251 said:
Part of me just really wants to give Miranda Lawson a good ol' punch not so much for her personality but for the fact that the game seemed determined to make me want to sleep with her (all those camera shots of her rump) even though I was perfectly content to stick with Ashley (my favourite gal in Mass Effect), but to be fair simply being a piece of eye candy isn't enough to warrant a punching.
That said, I would seriously, seriously like to punch Kratos in the face and then send him to the time out chair in the corner for killing Posidon and flooding the world... Naughty Kratos.
Also Sarah Pearce from the film Little Children for cheating on her husband with another married man, happily destroying her own family's life and indeed the balance of the family of the man she's sleeping with. I dunno, she just really bugged me.
Likewise, I want to punch Owen Wilsons character in Wedding Crashers in the face pretty hard. Not so much his character himself but just what he was trying to do, move in on a girl who has had a boyfriend for five years and steal her away hence interfering with and destroying lives, true they add that whole 'but her boyfriend is secretly an asshole' angle to justify it but still subtract that part of the story and Owen Wilson's character suddenly looks like a total dick.
That said, I would seriously, seriously like to punch Kratos in the face and then send him to the time out chair in the corner for killing Posidon and flooding the world... Naughty Kratos.
Also Sarah Pearce from the film Little Children for cheating on her husband with another married man, happily destroying her own family's life and indeed the balance of the family of the man she's sleeping with. I dunno, she just really bugged me.
Likewise, I want to punch Owen Wilsons character in Wedding Crashers in the face pretty hard. Not so much his character himself but just what he was trying to do, move in on a girl who has had a boyfriend for five years and steal her away hence interfering with and destroying lives, true they add that whole 'but her boyfriend is secretly an asshole' angle to justify it but still subtract that part of the story and Owen Wilson's character suddenly looks like a total dick.