Ok, I dig. [Did I said it right?]Joseph Alexander said:
What kind of power have in comparison with the one from the film?
Fictional Nazis: What kind of methods used to take over the world?
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What kind of power have in comparison with the one from the film?
it alters the universe to match the will of the person who holds it.SweetShark said:
basically it makes you God.
but only as long as you hold it and are conscious.
What about Return to Castle Wolfenstein, that's got more methods than you can shake a stick at! It starts with Nazis summoning some ancient cthonic zombie monster, moves to them trying to launch a generic superweapon missile at London, takes a brief diversion creating zombie-cyborg "Ubersoldat" (possibly using alien technology), and finally ends with them resurrecting an off-brand Vlad von Dracul (using sexy Nazis witches, of course) to somehow take over the world!
So, yeah, I think "All of the above" should definitely be on the list.
So, yeah, I think "All of the above" should definitely be on the list.
In Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku, a manga in which world politics are ruled by Mahjong (Even the next Pope is determined through one massive mahjong tournament), the Nazis beat the US to the moon, there they built their own moonbase (Flying saucers and all) and a giant goddamned cannon, the 10,000mm Gustav Train Gun, aimed at the Earth.
This manga also brings us Super Aryan Hitler.
From the moon, Hitler plans on conquering Earth, but gives them one last chance for survival.
A team of 5 of the world's greatest Mahjong players would go up against the 4th Reich, and whichever side was the victor had Earth's fate in their hands.
Super Aryan also has multiple levels (1, 2 and 4), every time Hitler goes to a new level, his hair splits. Once he's reached Super Aryan 4, his hair is swastika.
EDIT: Also from MNK, I just remembered the Lævateinn. A massive laser hidden in the moon.
Rommel uses this to destroy both Area 51 (Where the US was performing UFO research), and the Vostochny Cosmodome (Where space weaponry research was conducted) in Russia, effectively preventing those of Earth from reaching the moon (Or so they thought.)
Also of Iron Sky mention, don't forget the ever-glorious METEORBLITZKRIEG.
A fleet of SPACE ZEPPELINS TOWING METEORS BEHIND THEM.
This manga also brings us Super Aryan Hitler.
From the moon, Hitler plans on conquering Earth, but gives them one last chance for survival.
A team of 5 of the world's greatest Mahjong players would go up against the 4th Reich, and whichever side was the victor had Earth's fate in their hands.
Turns this
Into this
Into this
EDIT: Also from MNK, I just remembered the Lævateinn. A massive laser hidden in the moon.
Rommel uses this to destroy both Area 51 (Where the US was performing UFO research), and the Vostochny Cosmodome (Where space weaponry research was conducted) in Russia, effectively preventing those of Earth from reaching the moon (Or so they thought.)
Also of Iron Sky mention, don't forget the ever-glorious METEORBLITZKRIEG.
A fleet of SPACE ZEPPELINS TOWING METEORS BEHIND THEM.
Yes, I have plan to include this, but right now I searching for videogames/comics/books that aren't so very well-known.Daverson said:
Like the infamous method of releasing Cannibal Nazi Spiders
My mind is full of f*ck.Dr. Thrax said:In Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku, a manga in which world politics are ruled by Mahjong (Even the next Pope is determined through one massive mahjong tournament), the Nazis beat the US to the moon, there they built their own moonbase (Flying saucers and all) and a giant goddamned cannon, the 10,000mm Gustav Train Gun, aimed at the Earth.
This manga also brings us Super Aryan Hitler.
From the moon, Hitler plans on conquering Earth, but gives them one last chance for survival.
A team of 5 of the world's greatest Mahjong players would go up against the 4th Reich, and whichever side was the victor had Earth's fate in their hands.
Super Aryan also has multiple levels (1, 2 and 4), every time Hitler goes to a new level, his hair splits. Once he's reached Super Aryan 4, his hair is swastika.Turns this
Into this
EDIT: Also from MNK, I just remembered the Lævateinn. A massive laser hidden in the moon.
Rommel uses this to destroy both Area 51 (Where the US was performing UFO research), and the Vostochny Cosmodome (Where space weaponry research was conducted) in Russia, effectively preventing those of Earth from reaching the moon (Or so they thought.)
Also of Iron Sky mention, don't forget the ever-glorious METEORBLITZKRIEG.
A fleet of SPACE ZEPPELINS TOWING METEORS BEHIND THEM.
So the Nazis have all this awesome technology and a Hitler using Super Sayan power.....just only lose to a Mahjong game?
Please tell this isn't truth.
Hey, that one reminds me of something....Dr. Thrax said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwerer_Gustav
Yep, the Nazis actually built an 800mm railway gun. It had a crew of several hundred to several thousand (depending on semantics). There were also actual plans for a self propelled version [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1500_Monster] which would have been tracked, and looked something like this:
Yep, that's a person stood on the top, and that's one of the more restrained imaginings of it.
Just goes to show, a lot of the craziness on this thread was probably inspired (or in some cases surpassed) by real original Nazi craziness!
Oh wow- Dude, mate. Maaaate- stand back, because if you haven't seen this show already it's going to blow your goddamned mind:SweetShark said:
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That's the good ol' Ratte. And just when you thought it was already super awesome on paper- brace yourself because some people went and put it into Battlefield. Attacking it is as hard as bringing down a Death Star, and boy is it awesome!OneCatch said:There were also actual plans for a self propelled version [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1500_Monster] which would have been tracked, and looked something like this:
Yep, that's a person stood on the top, and that's one of the more restrained imaginings of it.
Just goes to show, a lot of the craziness on this thread was probably inspired (or in some cases surpassed) by real original Nazi craziness!
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A bit off topic but am I the only one who's amused by the fact that all those Nazi-comics from back then were intended as a form of nnti-nazi-propaganda, yet turned out to be the best works of Nazi-Fanfiction ever?
Back on topic, you could probably mention "The Major" Montana Max from the Hellsing manga. Allegidly under the late Führer's orders, he built a giant army of Vampire-soldiers called "the last battaillon" to wage war on Great Britain. He also managed to undermine a plethora of "incorruptible" institutions, including individuals in the Vatican (who, in this universe, of course employs a super army). Outstanding members of the battaillon were, among others, an insane doctor who could create makeshift vampires, a bloody werewolf, a boy who turned out to be the living embodyment of Schrödinger's cat (albeit a very poor understanding of this "experiment"), a vampire with 'incredibly' sharp and destructive cards and a guy with magic, target-seeking bullets that could take down multiple targets as well as helicopters.
Only thing that could keep the last battaillon from this list is, that they weren't really aiming for world domination.
Back on topic, you could probably mention "The Major" Montana Max from the Hellsing manga. Allegidly under the late Führer's orders, he built a giant army of Vampire-soldiers called "the last battaillon" to wage war on Great Britain. He also managed to undermine a plethora of "incorruptible" institutions, including individuals in the Vatican (who, in this universe, of course employs a super army). Outstanding members of the battaillon were, among others, an insane doctor who could create makeshift vampires, a bloody werewolf, a boy who turned out to be the living embodyment of Schrödinger's cat (albeit a very poor understanding of this "experiment"), a vampire with 'incredibly' sharp and destructive cards and a guy with magic, target-seeking bullets that could take down multiple targets as well as helicopters.
Only thing that could keep the last battaillon from this list is, that they weren't really aiming for world domination.
....Thanks God for me for making this Thread so I can see this trailer.Squilookle said:
Bless you my friend.
Well, Hitler was mainly done in by his own hubris, and the fact that when a playing against a person who has a high Mahjong power, when they score a winning hand they attack your vitality directly. It is actually possible to kill another player if you are strong enough and reduce their score to 0.SweetShark said:
Had Hitler not given the Earth one last fighting chance, he could have easily taken the Earth with the combination of the Gustav and the Lævateinn, the sheer shock and awe and his space fleet.
Also Koizumi was able to play against the only three men to have beaten Hitler in Mahjong before, and Koizumi won.
This was actually the first time a war had been fought solely through mahjong.
Had Valhalla not been directly tied to Hitler, and therefore collapsing when Hitler was defeated, they could have simply killed Koizumi, and attacked Earth directly.
That is a different proposed tank from the Monster that is only the P 1000 Ratte. Meaning the proposed weight would be only 1000 tons and not 1500 like the one with the 80cm cannonOneCatch said:Hey, that one reminds me of something....Dr. Thrax said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwerer_Gustav
Yep, the Nazis actually built an 800mm railway gun. It had a crew of several hundred to several thousand (depending on semantics). There were also actual plans for a self propelled version [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1500_Monster] which would have been tracked, and looked something like this:
Yep, that's a person stood on the top, and that's one of the more restrained imaginings of it.
Just goes to show, a lot of the craziness on this thread was probably inspired (or in some cases surpassed) by real original Nazi craziness!
In Persona 2: Innocent Sin, Hitler and the Longinus XIII came to Sumaru City in Japan to take over the world-changing artifact which rules man's fate, the Xibalba.
In Fullmetal Alchemist: The Conqueror of Shamballa, Thule Society attempted to solidify Hitler's first attempt to take the country by attacking Amestris to learn/gain the legendary power, which was in fact alchemy, in this case.
And I've lost track of how much the Nazis have done in the Red Panda Adventures from Decoder Ring Theatre, but let's just say that ray guns, dinosaurs, subversions, and magic are a good START to the list.
In Fullmetal Alchemist: The Conqueror of Shamballa, Thule Society attempted to solidify Hitler's first attempt to take the country by attacking Amestris to learn/gain the legendary power, which was in fact alchemy, in this case.
And I've lost track of how much the Nazis have done in the Red Panda Adventures from Decoder Ring Theatre, but let's just say that ray guns, dinosaurs, subversions, and magic are a good START to the list.
Rocket Ranger, in which the nazis use alien technology and lunarium- a mineral collected from the moon with the capacity to drastically reduce the intelligence of human men- to gain an advantage in the war.
...Hey, it was a video game based on 1950s b-movie serials.
...Hey, it was a video game based on 1950s b-movie serials.
Sorry to be late to update, but I have some difficulties today.
Here is another sinister future plans Nazis have after the Ape take over the Earth:
Btw, Disney Joined the Nazis if you look closly to the picture XD.
Here is another sinister future plans Nazis have after the Ape take over the Earth:
Btw, Disney Joined the Nazis if you look closly to the picture XD.
Thought of another one! Moving into a different dimension.
There's a book [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Living_Space] by Isaac Asimov in which, thanks to parallel universes, every family lives on a different version of Earth.
One settler starts feeling earthquakes, and it's eventually revealed that in another universe the Nazis won the war, developed the same portal tech a century later, and got to that particular Earth first.
There's a book [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Living_Space] by Isaac Asimov in which, thanks to parallel universes, every family lives on a different version of Earth.
One settler starts feeling earthquakes, and it's eventually revealed that in another universe the Nazis won the war, developed the same portal tech a century later, and got to that particular Earth first.
Well...this is it. I find the most obscure and craziest plan of the Nazis of all time!!!!
Be ready to face their ultimate master plan!!!!!
Are you ready?
Hem, hem....
"In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children.
While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids.
Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered."
Indeed people....THIS HAPPENED!!!!
Be ready to face their ultimate master plan!!!!!
Are you ready?
Hem, hem....
"In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children.
While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids.
Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered."
Indeed people....THIS HAPPENED!!!!
Well...I should be ashame for myself being from Greece to not talk about our Greek Comic books we had in the old days...before I even born:
The Little Hero was weekly readings written by Stelios Anemodouras and dress with sketches of Byron Aptosoglou for a whole 16 years, from 1953 until 1968 when he was stopped for reasons that were directly related to the censorship applied by the then dictatorial regime.
These are the adventures of three heroic Greek children (George Sea, Katerina and "Spark") during the occupation and the struggle against German, Italian and Bulgarian fascists
Yes, my father read thease comics when he was very young.
So in your turn you ask:
"What kind of Nazis our little heroes face?"
Honestly I think most of the times was normal things.
But then:
It seems Nazis had somekind of "super" villain for various thing.
But then:
We do had in the past Greek women Ninjas to defend ourselfs XD
The Little Hero was weekly readings written by Stelios Anemodouras and dress with sketches of Byron Aptosoglou for a whole 16 years, from 1953 until 1968 when he was stopped for reasons that were directly related to the censorship applied by the then dictatorial regime.
These are the adventures of three heroic Greek children (George Sea, Katerina and "Spark") during the occupation and the struggle against German, Italian and Bulgarian fascists
Yes, my father read thease comics when he was very young.
So in your turn you ask:
"What kind of Nazis our little heroes face?"
Honestly I think most of the times was normal things.
But then:
It seems Nazis had somekind of "super" villain for various thing.
But then:
We do had in the past Greek women Ninjas to defend ourselfs XD