Fictional profanities you use.

[Theninja'skatana]

Head humper: Everyone gets it and gamers get a extra special laugh (half-life 2)
failing that simply curse in an aceent:ass becomes arse etc

 

[Chelsizzle]

This isn't really a profanity so much as just a basic declaration of frustration, but I like to shout "ARGLEKABARGLE!" Now of course I can't rightly remember what character and what context, but I took it from Stephen King's novel "The Tommyknockers."

I also speak fluent Nadsat (You get a cookie if you know what this is from the very second you read the name.) and so some insults (Only one is really a profanity though.) I like come from it, such as:

Bratchny (Bastard)
nadmenny shoot (Arrogant fool)
Gloopy droog (Stupid friend)

A Clockwork Orange, perhaps?

OT: I frequently use 'fark'. I also say 'piss tits'. My brother came up with it, so it just naturally passed on to me.

 

[ultrachicken]

Maker's breath!

 

[ohgodalex]

I call people cakesniffers pretty consistently.

 

[Geekosaurus]

Fictional profanities? 'Oh my God'. Controversial, I know.

 

[HT_Black]

D'Arvit, cookie for reference

Artemis Fowl.

Also, I like to use "taffer" from time to time.

And on a somewhat tangential note, the worst insult I ever laid on someone was an in-depth comparison of their personality to that of the title character from Eragon.

I call people cakesniffers pretty consistently.

A Series of Unfortunate Events, Carmilita Spats (sic).

 

[PhoenixKing]

D'Arvit, cookie for reference

Artemis fowl.
Yeah, I use it too =/

 

[nunqual]

Bloit
Chakk
Wolsh
Blit
Grat
Flak

Cookie to all who get reference.

The Brothers Tauren!! Wow, I can't believe I knew that...
Edit: Oh wait, I'm an idiot, Making Up Swear Words.

 

[kikon9]

I occasionally yell "EXTERMINATE" if I'm really mad.

 

[gabe12301]

I use the three basic Star Wars insults:
1.Nerfherder
2.BanthaFodder
3.Sleemo
and if someone's ugly i'll say they look like a gundark(look it up)

 

[LogicNProportion]

I use 'Feth' from the Warhammer 40,000 novel-series: Gaunt's Ghosts.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

I say feck instead of fuck sometimes. It's becoming like an instinctual thing now and most of my friends look at me wierd when I say it

Also, me and some friends came up with an alternative for bull shit: Buck Fuck.

 

[Logic 0]

I use putin, because it just sounds great yelling it out at someone in a rage.

 

[dark_paladin_Quest]

Shnitzen-Gruben, its our hostels made up word for Anal Sex. We tell everyone its German...

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I use frak, frell, gor-ram...
but I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Belgium yet.
Is it just too offensive?

You watch your mouth with the gratuitous profanity there!

"Blood and bloody ashes" From the Wheel of Time is one I'm a fan of. I also sometimes call people "Forsaken of the light" for giggles. Mostly though, when I'm insulting people I just out-word them, it's more fun.

I like to use "Blood and bloody ashes!" when I'm REALLY angry.

This isn't really a profanity so much as just a basic declaration of frustration, but I like to shout "ARGLEKABARGLE!" Now of course I can't rightly remember what character and what context, but I took it from Stephen King's novel "The Tommyknockers."

Gard uses it as the 'secret name' for one of the professors at a party. Arglebargle is an awesome word.

Personally, I like to use 'fnord' for pretty much everything. And I love pulling phrases from MS Paint Adventures for pure exasperation.

"WHAT IN THE SWEET ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK DO YOU WANT?"
"I will do some sort of acrobatic pirouette off the handle and earn a gold medal or some shit."

 

[Shaun Hastings]

Funk.

Shaun of the Dead ftw.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

"Nyah." I sometimes add that to the end of my sentences for who-knows-why.

I got this from watching animes or reading manga where a catgirl or cat-like girl would say "nyah" at the end of their sentences.

you cannot imagine how many strange looks I got from this.

except when I'm talking to a/an anime/manga fangirl, in which they look at me like they wanna rape me or something.

 

[pwnzerstick]

What the Nelly is what I use most often

 

[CroutonsOfDeath]

This isn't really a profanity so much as just a basic declaration of frustration, but I like to shout "ARGLEKABARGLE!" Now of course I can't rightly remember what character and what context, but I took it from Stephen King's novel "The Tommyknockers."

I also speak fluent Nadsat (You get a cookie if you know what this is from the very second you read the name.) and so some insults (Only one is really a profanity though.) I like come from it, such as:

Bratchny (Bastard)
nadmenny shoot (Arrogant fool)
Gloopy droog (Stupid friend)

A Clockwork Orange, perhaps?

OT: I frequently use 'fark'. I also say 'piss tits'. My brother came up with it, so it just naturally passed on to me.

Viddy well, friend. Viddy well!