Fictional Weapons you would want to have in Real Life

[Mirroga]

NOTE: I used the search button, and I consider this thread vaguely different enough considering this targets "fictional" weapons and "RL."

As far as topic goes, what fictional weapon/s you would want to acquire in real life and why?

Here's my list:

1. Portal Gun on my right hand

A Portal gun would be freaking useful in real life, mostly from manipulating transportation and teleportation. Just don't use it to fling yourselves.


2. SUPER CHARGED Gravity Gun on my left hand

These would also be practical for lots of things, like moving furniture and making a lethal weapon out of simple appliances. This would also be a wonderful combination in using portals (mostly, in flinging blasted-furniture to a portal on the ceiling to use most of the gravity for damage).

Combine them and you have a wonderful resourceful weapon in courier and sneaking missions...or just use them in normal activities.


EDIT: 3. Zero Point Energy Field from the movie "The Incredibles."

Its a beam that can freeze any force, object, person without bodily harm and fling them anyway you like.....Nuff Said.

 

[zauxz]

Frostmourne.

That is all.

 

[kommando367]

The flesh architect's incisor. It is a 5 1/2 foot staff that can kill anything in one hit from 30 feet away and melt them.

 

[xitel]

Without a shadow of a doubt, I would want the virus from [PROTOTYPE]. The ability to reconfigure my molecular and biological structure at will, including my clothing, and to heal myself by absorbing other living creatures? Hell yes, please, with a side order of fries.

 

[RheynbowDash]

The weapon that allows people to use the search button before making threads.

Edit: It's the ZERO POINT ENERGY FIELD from The Incredibles.

 

[kommando367]

Without a shadow of a doubt, I would want the virus from [PROTOTYPE]. The ability to reconfigure my molecular and biological structure at will, including my clothing, and to heal myself by absorbing other living creatures? Hell yes, please, with a side order of fries.

That is an ability, not a weapon.

 

[zauxz]

Without a shadow of a doubt, I would want the virus from [PROTOTYPE]. The ability to reconfigure my molecular and biological structure at will, including my clothing, and to heal myself by absorbing other living creatures? Hell yes, please, with a side order of fries.

Thats not a weapon.

NINJA'D

 

[xitel]

Without a shadow of a doubt, I would want the virus from [PROTOTYPE]. The ability to reconfigure my molecular and biological structure at will, including my clothing, and to heal myself by absorbing other living creatures? Hell yes, please, with a side order of fries.

That is an ability, not a weapon.

And the vorpla blade went Snipper Snip

Thats not a weapon.

It most certainly is. IT is a "weaponized virus". Weaponized, meaning turned into a weapon. Just because it's a biological weapon and not a technological one, doesn't make it any less of a weapon. That would be like saying anthrax isn't a weapon, or potassium chloride.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Without a shadow of a doubt, I would want the virus from [PROTOTYPE]. The ability to reconfigure my molecular and biological structure at will, including my clothing, and to heal myself by absorbing other living creatures? Hell yes, please, with a side order of fries.

That is an ability, not a weapon.

technically the virus is a biological weapon, so it counts.

dammit ninja'd

 

[APPCRASH]

BFG9000

 

[Mirroga]

The weapon that allows people to use the search button before making threads.

Edit: It's the ZERO POINT ENERGY FIELD from The Incredibles.

Thank you for correcting my mistake. As for the search button, I used it. Also read my NOTE from my first post because clearly you were not reading it all. Sorry for inconveniences.

 

[Riding on Thermals]

Lightsaber, Gundam Suit, Barret's gun-arm. top 3. in that order

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

Without a shadow of a doubt, I would want the virus from [PROTOTYPE]. The ability to reconfigure my molecular and biological structure at will, including my clothing, and to heal myself by absorbing other living creatures? Hell yes, please, with a side order of fries.

Fuck yeah, you win with room to spare.

 

[Cuniculus]

Bee hive hand from Bioshock... because no one likes to be covered in bees.

 

[kommando367]

Without a shadow of a doubt, I would want the virus from [PROTOTYPE]. The ability to reconfigure my molecular and biological structure at will, including my clothing, and to heal myself by absorbing other living creatures? Hell yes, please, with a side order of fries.

That is an ability, not a weapon.

And the vorpla blade went Snipper Snip

Thats not a weapon.

It most certainly is. IT is a "weaponized virus". Weaponized, meaning turned into a weapon. Just because it's a biological weapon and not a technological one, doesn't make it any less of a weapon. That would be like saying anthrax isn't a weapon, or potassium chloride.

The virus itself is a weapon. Alex's powers on the other hand are technically classified as abilities and not a weapon. An individual tool (like his blade or whipfist) could be a weapon, but not the entire shape-shifting capability.

 

[Sr.Kanowti]

farsight,auger,golden gun, and laark

 

[dontworryaboutit]

NOTE: I used the search button, and I consider this thread vaguely different enough considering this targets "fictional" weapons and "RL."

As far as topic goes, what fictional weapon/s you would want to acquire in real life and why?

Here's my list:

1. Portal Gun on my right hand

A Portal gun would be freaking useful in real life, mostly from manipulating transportation and teleportation. Just don't use it to fling yourselves.


2. Gravity Gun on my left hand

These would also be practical for lots of things, like moving furniture and making a lethal weapon out of simple appliances. This would also be a wonderful combination in using portals (mostly, in flinging blasted-furniture to a portal on the ceiling to use most of the gravity for damage).

Combine them and you have a wonderful resourceful weapon in courier and sneaking missions...or just use them in normal activities.


EDIT: 3. Zero Point Energy Field from the movie "The Incredibles."

Its a beam that can freeze any force, object, person without bodily harm and fling them anyway you like.....Nuff Said.

THIS WOULD BE SUCH A PROBLEM

HOW WOULD YOU MASTURBATE

 

[spinner89]

Light saber FTW

 

[Mirroga]

1. Portal Gun on my right hand

2. Gravity Gun on my left hand


EDIT: 3. Zero Point Energy Field from the movie "The Incredibles."

Its a beam that can freeze any force, object, person without bodily harm and fling them anyway you like.....Nuff Said.

THIS WOULD BE SUCH A PROBLEM

HOW WOULD YOU MASTURBATE

I didn't say they'd be fastened to my arms forever. I'm just saying I'd equip them in both my arms to use their powers efficiently